List of My Three Sons episodes
This is a list of episodes from the American sitcom My Three Sons. The show was broadcast on ABC from 1960 to 1965, and was then switched over to CBS until the end of its run; 380 half-hour episodes were filmed. 184 black-and-white episodes were produced for ABC from 1960 to 1965, for the first five years of its run. When the show moved to CBS in September 1965, it switched to color, and 196 half-hour color episodes were produced for telecast from September 1965 to the series' end in 1972.
Series overview
| Season | Episodes | Originally aired | Rank | Rating | |||
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| First aired | Last aired | Network | |||||
| 1 | 36 | September 29, 1960 | June 8, 1961 | ABC | 13 | 25.8[lower-alpha 1] | |
| 2 | 36 | September 28, 1961 | June 7, 1962 | 11 | 24.7 | ||
| 3 | 39 | September 20, 1962 | June 20, 1963 | 28 | 21.0 | ||
| 4 | 37 | September 19, 1963 | May 28, 1964 | 27 | 21.9 | ||
| 5 | 36 | September 17, 1964 | May 20, 1965 | 13 | 25.5 | ||
| 6 | 32 | September 16, 1965 | April 28, 1966 | CBS | 15 | 23.8 | |
| 7 | 32 | September 15, 1966 | May 11, 1967 | 29 | 20.2[lower-alpha 2] | ||
| 8 | 30 | September 9, 1967 | March 30, 1968 | 24 | 20.8 | ||
| 9 | 28 | September 28, 1968 | April 19, 1969 | 14 | 22.8 | ||
| 10 | 26 | October 4, 1969 | April 4, 1970 | 15 | 21.8[lower-alpha 3] | ||
| 11 | 24 | September 19, 1970 | March 20, 1971 | 19 | 20.8 | ||
| 12 | 24 | September 13, 1971 | April 13, 1972 | 47[1] | 17.2[2] | ||
- Tied with 77 Sunset Strip
- Tied with I Spy, the CBS Thursday Night Movie, and The F.B.I.
- Tied with Ironside and The Johnny Cash Show
Episodes
Season 1 (1960–61)
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | Prod. code |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| My–Sons | 1 | "Chip Off the Old Block" | Peter Tewksbury | George Tibbles | September 29, 1960 | 101 |
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The main characters are presented, including the three sons: Mike aged 18, Robbie aged 14, Chip aged 7, and Tramp the dog. The basic relationships within the family are established, that Steven Douglas is of Scottish descent, and has been a widower for 6 years. Chip gets a phone call from Dorine Peters and he's not happy about it. Plus, his brothers tease him. Chip tells Steve that Dorine is always making eyes at him and telling him she loves him. Steve insists Chip be nice and patient with Dorine and she'll probably get over her crush. Later, Bub tells the boys that Steve is having dinner with Hal (Harlan Warde) and Nancy Mosby. They apparently are always trying to find a wife for Steve. Hal and Nancy introduce Pamela MacLish (Patricia Barry) to Steve. Pamela invites Steve over to dinner the next night. Steve is under the impression that there will be other people at the dinner, but it's just him and Pamela. Steve starts to feel that Pamela has marriage on her mind. Chip gets invited to a dance with Dorine and Steve wants him to go. Dorine comes by the house and Chip asks Pamela to go to the dance with Steve. At the dance, Chip and Steve agree that they have to find a polite way to get rid of the women. Chip completes his mission, but Steve doesn't. George N. Neise as Salesman. | ||||||
| 2 | 2 | "The Little Ragpicker" | Peter Tewksbury | David Duncan | October 6, 1960 | 108 |
| The annual school rag drive starts Chip off on a scavenger hunt of the neighborhood. Every time neighbor Miss Cynthia Pitts (Marjorie Eaton) looks out the window she sees strange happenings at the Douglas household. She sees Bub outdoors waving a bottle that looks like whiskey. Later, Robbie and Mike are carrying in a dummy that she thinks is Bub smashed to the nines. She tells Irene Sailor (Lois January) that she doesn't think the boys are getting proper care. Irene thinks Cynthia may be overreacting. When Chip goes to get rags from Miss Pitts, she feeds him and won't let him leave. Meanwhile, the Douglas house has no water and Bub sends for a plumber. Steve comes home and everyone is wondering where Chip is. Chip is finally able to sneak out of Cynthia's house. Later Cynthia goes over to talk to Steve about her concerns and sees Chip in his bedroom hitting the dummy. When the dummy accidentally falls out of the upstairs window, she faints on the sidewalk. Steve brings Cynthia in the house and they explain everything. Irene saw Steve carrying Cynthia and gets the wrong impression. | ||||||
| 3 | 3 | "Bub in the Ointment" | Peter Tewksbury | Teleplay by: James Leighton, Peter Tewksbury, & George Tibbles Story by: George Tibbles | October 13, 1960 | 103 |
| Bub disrupts a PTA meeting at Chip's school. Mike tells Steve that a man from a state college is coming by in a couple days to interview him. Mike is worried about what Bub might say. Steve says that when their mother died, Bub came to the home to try and fill her place. They should give Bub a chance. Bub embarrasses Robbie when he comes to his class bringing the sack lunch that Robbie forgot. Bub then proceeds to make suggestions to the teacher. When Robbie complains to Steve, Steve says they shouldn't hurt Bub's feelings. Mr. Finch from the college comes by to speak to Mike. Bub interrupts them. Steve says he will straighten Bub out, and now the boys start to feel bad. Before Steve can say anything, the boys learn that Robbie's teacher liked Bub's suggestions, Mike is in line for the scholarship to the college and no one at the PTA minded Bub's ideas. Plus, Bub buys Robbie a car motor that he wanted. | ||||||
| 4 | 4 | "Countdown" | Peter Tewksbury | David Duncan | October 20, 1960 | 102 |
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A missile launch, sleeping in and daylight saving time make for an interesting Monday morning. The family seems to be unusually tired. The Douglas household is a chaotic affair of lost Indian arrowheads for Chip's turn in show and tell at school, Robbie's missing trumpet and some important lost plans of Steve's that Mike has nearly burned in the incinerator. In the end, they went through all that trouble for nothing. Apparently Bub accidentally set the clocks an hour ahead instead of turning them back one hour with the end of Daylight Savings Time. This episode features the voice talent of Paul Frees narrating the missile lunch for the entire episode. Note: The official DVD of this episode uses the credits from the previous episode in error. David Duncan is the correct writer. | ||||||
| 5 | 5 | "Brotherly Love" | Peter Tewksbury | Paul West | October 27, 1960 | 107 |
| Judy Doucette (Cheryl Holdridge) thinks Mike is really handsome. But Gordy misunderstands and thinks she's taking about Robbie. Gordy tells Robbie that Judy would like to meet him. At the library that night, Gordy introduces Judy to Mike and Mike offers to drive Judy home. Robbie arrives just in time to see this. When Mike and Robbie cross swords over Judy, the issue widens until the whole family is involved in the argument. But it is difficult for Steve to teach his sons that violence solves nothing with a pugnacious father-in-law around. While trying to mediate a peace between Mike and Robbie, Steve and Bub get into a big argument. Seeing what their fight has caused, Mike and Robbie make up and then Steve and Bub make up. Beau Bridges as Russ Burton. | ||||||
| 6 | 6 | "Adjust or Bust" | Peter Tewksbury | James Leighton & Peter Tewksbury | November 3, 1960 | 104 |
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A family arguement starts when there's no food in the house for dinner. Mike couldn't drive Bub to the store because so many unexpected things came up. Steve's says that 'life is just an endless series of small adjustments'. Steve's theory is put to the test in just one day's discovered doings. He needs to borrow Mike's car as Mike will take the station wagon to drive Bub around. Steve must meet with a top Air Force General to discuss plans for a rocket design. The men barely fit into Mike's car. Steve drops off the General and makes plans to have him over for dinner. On the way home, the car dies and Steve has it towed. He then has to take the bus home. Steve falls asleep and misses his stop. He winds up calling Bub from a house that's having a party. Meanwhile, Mike is waiting at the bus stop for Steve. What follows are more transportation inconveniences and missed connections. Then it turns out the General had to cancel the dinner plans. Kate Murtagh as Hedwig. Note: An almost unrecognizable Richard Deacon appears as a garrulous fellow bus passenger who shares a seat with Steve. | ||||||
| 7 | 7 | "Lady Engineer" | Peter Tewksbury | Dorothy Cooper | November 10, 1960 | 105 |
| Steve is to be teaming up with another engineer on a project and he expects to meet a man. Steve becomes enamored of his new business associate, engineer Dr. Joan Johnson (Dorothy Green) who is strictly business. Because they have to work late, Steve and Joan discuss the job over dinner. Steve tries to set a romantic mood, but things don't work out. He is tempted to continue to mix business with pleasure but finds that she thinks only about the job at hand and doesn't have any plans to expand her love life, despite this romantic interlude. Steve is supposed to drive Joan to the airport, but he over sleeps. He is hurt and disappointed when he finds out she left without saying something to him. Turns out Joan did call and spoke with Chip. She left a message suggesting that maybe one day they will cross paths again. John Gallaudet as Mr. Jim Guthrie. Barbra Fuller as Mrs. Phelps. Sam Flint as Dr. Johnson. | ||||||
| 8 | 8 | "Chip's Harvest" | Peter Tewksbury | Peggy Phillips | November 17, 1960 | 109 |
| It's the day before Thanksgiving and the boys each tell who they've invited to dinner. Mike invited Jean Pearson (Cynthia Pepper) from next door. Robbie is bringing his teacher Miss Benson. Chip befriends Johnny Squanto, who claims to be a Native American, and invited him. His brothers say he is a bum who lives near the railroad tracks in a rundown old shack. Steve decides to have a talk with Johnny. Steve starts to tell Johnny that Chip made a mistake in inviting him. But seeing his disappointment, Steve tells him he's welcome to dinner. Thanksgiving Day's turkey dinner is threatened when the Douglas' stove breaks down. They can't get anyone to fix it that day. Johnny starts to roast the turkey in the backyard without a grill. Mike and Robbie make fun of Johnny and he leaves. Johnny returns in traditional Native American clothes. Johnny tells the story of his ancestors living on the land the Douglas house is on. With everyone else's help, the dinner is a success. | ||||||
| 9 | 9 | "Raft on the River" | Peter Tewksbury | Paul West | November 24, 1960 | 106 |
| Feeling left out when Mike and Robbie decide to go camping at Gunman's Gulch, a lonely Chip uses a raft his brothers helped make in the backyard, on which he and Steve spend a night, pretending to float down the Mississippi. They are accidentally locked out when it begins to rain. Steve begins to worry when he wakes up from a nap and thinks it is way past 4am and thinks that Bub has not yet returned from his pinochle game. | ||||||
| 10 | 10 | "Lonesome George" | Peter Tewksbury | James Allardice | December 1, 1960 | 110 |
| TV Star George Gobel is invited to dinner by Bub, who forgets to tell his son-in-law Steve who returns from an out of town business trip and arrives home late at night. He tiptoes around the house only to find a strange man occupying his bed. | ||||||
| 11 | 11 | "Spring Will Be a Little Late" | Peter Tewksbury | Jack Laird | December 8, 1960 | 111 |
| Robbie is baffled when his girlfriend rejects the excitement of his new motor in favor of standard feminine frills. He tries to win her over by telling the boys on the football team that no girls are allowed, knowing this will upset her as she is considered one of the guys. | ||||||
| 12 | 12 | "My Three Strikers" | Peter Tewksbury | Arnold Peyser & Lois Peyser | December 15, 1960 | 112 |
| The Douglas boys call a family meeting at which they demand a raise in their allowances but Steve emphatically says 'No' because the family bills are mounting and they are leaving all of their chores to be done by Bub. A night of sharp words is followed by some bad dreams and an even brighter morning. | ||||||
| 13 | 13 | "The Elopement" | Peter Tewksbury | Phil Leslie & John McGreevey | December 22, 1960 | 113 |
| Mike and the girl next door arouse the suspicions of Steve and Bub when secrets are exchanged and the two are seen leaving with suitcases. Meanwhile, Robbie is on a clock salvaging attempt to find historic clocks after he gets into a spot of bother with his teacher. | ||||||
| 14 | 14 | "Mike's Brother" | Peter Tewksbury | John McGreevey | December 29, 1960 | 114 |
| Constant comparison to his brother, Mike, leaves Robbie feeling inferior and angry and their father has to face the consequences as Robbie and Mike are about to come to blows when Steve shows up just in the nick of time from work. | ||||||
| 15 | 15 | "Domestic Trouble" | Peter Tewksbury | James Leighton & Peter Tewksbury | January 5, 1961 | 116 |
| When Bub is suddenly called out of town, Steve seeks an agency to get temporary help unaware that he may be recruiting a wife. With his older brothers passing the buck, Chip accidentally rings Domestic Bliss, Inc. - a marriage seeking department who send out a woman inspector right away. | ||||||
| 16 | 16 | "Bub Leaves Home" | Peter Tewksbury | Arthur Dales & John McGreevey | January 12, 1961 | 117 |
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When Steve invites his second cousin Selena to come and visit, Bub gets the strange impression that he is being neglected and isn't really needed. He decides to take up the offer of managing a movie theater in Plainview, and nothing the boys say or do can make him change his mind. Note: Arthur Dales was a pseudonym of writer Howard Dimsdale. | ||||||
| 17 | 17 | "Mike in a Rush" | Peter Tewksbury | AJ Carothers | January 19, 1961 | 115 |
| Mike prepares for the transition from high school to college and the question of joining a fraternity is one that complicates his life considerably. When Mike and Jean attend a party as prospective applicants, he later finds out that they have been dropped from the waiting list and suddenly the cold war turns pretty hot. | ||||||
| 18 | 18 | "The Bully" | Peter Tewksbury | Robert Bassing | January 26, 1961 | 118 |
| Chip falls foul of the school bully who isn't interested in fighting with him. Steve soon realises that Chip is deliberately provoking the boy each day in the school yard to prove a point, and feels the boy must solve his own problems even though it costs him detention in the principal's office. | ||||||
| 19 | 19 | "Organization Woman" | Peter Tewksbury | James Leighton & Peter Tewksbury | February 2, 1961 | 119 |
| Steve's ever efficient sister arrives for a visit, and immediately changes and complicates the entire Douglas household. The challenging aspect to the whole deal is a decision that Harriet soon regrets, especially once Steve returns home from his business trip. | ||||||
| 20 | 20 | "Other People's Houses" | Peter Tewksbury | John McGreevey | February 9, 1961 | 120 |
| When Robbie Douglas sees his new friend's home he is envious of what he thinks is really the perfect teenage home and becomes almost as envious as Hank is of the turbulent, happy-go-lucky Douglas household. | ||||||
| 21 | 21 | "The Delinquent" | Peter Tewksbury | Diane Honodel & James Menzies | February 16, 1961 | 121 |
| Mike Douglas and the family mongrel Tramp keep disappearing at night, and Jean becomes increasingly suspicious, unaware that Mike and his friend Tim are building her a hi-fi set for her upcoming birthday. | ||||||
| 22 | 22 | "Man in a Trenchcoat" | Peter Tewksbury | AJ Carothers | February 23, 1961 | 122 |
| Robbie's girlfriend thinks that there's something going on between Robbie and Judy. | ||||||
| 23 | 23 | "Deadline" | Peter Tewksbury | David Duncan | March 2, 1961 | 123 |
| Mike Douglas is highly vocal in his criticism of the sports page of the high school newspaper. To prove his point, he is given one shot at revamping it, and he tackles the job with gusto. | ||||||
| 24 | 24 | "The Lostling" | Peter Tewksbury | David Duncan | March 9, 1961 | 124 |
| Chip begins to think it would be great to be an older brother, so he wishes for a little sister. After the Hawkins family moves into the vacant house across the street, a wild sequence of events results from an improbable case of mistaken identity -- an infant is somehow confused with a leg of lamb left in the back of Steve's station wagon. | ||||||
| 25 | 25 | "Off Key" | Peter Tewksbury | David Duncan | March 16, 1961 | 125 |
| Chip brags to his new playmate that his genius brother Robbie can fix almost anything. Soon Robbie is repairing a Grand Piano, and has it all disassembled with only five minutes to have it fixed before the boy's mother comes in and wants to practise a new tune on it. | ||||||
| 26 | 26 | "Small Adventure" | Peter Tewksbury | Dorothy Cooper Foote | March 23, 1961 | 126 |
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With Steve away in Seattle on a business trip, the Douglas household's version of man's best friend has been known to drag home anything he can get his jaws into. This time Tramp slinks in with a large stick of dynamite that has somewhere and somehow survived since the end of the Second World War. Note: From this point onwards writer Dorothy Cooper will now go by her married surname of Cooper-Foote. | ||||||
| 27 | 27 | "Soap Box Derby" | Peter Tewksbury | John McGreevey | March 30, 1961 | 127 |
| Unaware of each others problems, Steve and Robbie engage in what seem to be widely varied projects. Robbie is trying to construct a race kart and Steve is in a rush to help a missile manufacturer get his project off the launch pad in a race to beat a rival company. | ||||||
| 28 | 28 | "Unite or Sink" | Peter Tewksbury | Art Friedman | April 6, 1961 | 128 |
| Robbie and Mike want some extra pocket money but Steve tells them that they will have to earn it by themselves. The boys ask their neighbours if they could paint their front fence and before long several neighbors pitch in together to help restore the yard to its former glory. | ||||||
| 29 | 29 | "The Wiley Method" | Peter Tewksbury | John McGreevey | April 13, 1961 | 129 |
| Robbie can't seem to arouse the interest of the affairs of the heart with his classmate Maribel Quinby. So with the help of his best friend Hank Ferguson, he proceeds to try and get her attention by noting the theatrical method of approach that his history teacher employs to make a dull subject interesting. | ||||||
| 30 | 30 | "The National Pastime" | Peter Tewksbury | Mathilda Ferro & Theodore Ferro | April 27, 1961 | 130 |
| Chip is so discouraged by his batting slump that he quits the baseball team. After his brothers encourage him to return, one of the parents, a volunteer umpire, calls in sick and Steve is asked to substitute. Chip thinks this will be the perfect opportunity to become the team hero. | ||||||
| 31 | 31 | "The Croaker" | Peter Tewksbury | Arnold Peyser & Lois Peyser | May 4, 1961 | 131 |
| Malcolm, a frog that Chip has captured for a school project is the focus of all eyes in the Douglas home. Bub discerns a marked resemblance to his Uncle Clancey in Malcolm's face. Further evaluation of its character becomes quite difficult when he leaps out of sight. | ||||||
| 32 | 32 | "The Musician" | Peter Tewksbury | Dorothy Cooper Foote | May 11, 1961 | 132 |
| Robbie's new girlfriend, lives in refined and elegant style, causing Robbie to turn a critical eye on his own home life. To impress her he tells her he really digs classical music, but in fact he doesn't know the difference between Puccini and Presley. | ||||||
| 33 | 33 | "The Horseless Saddle" | Peter Tewksbury | Arthur Kober, James Leighton & Peter Tewksbury | May 18, 1961 | 133 |
| Bub has no plans to join the horse race set, but a mysterious someone sends him a saddle. Chip takes his girlfriend for a pony ride along with the old saddle that the Douglases just can't seem to be rid of. | ||||||
| 34 | 34 | "Trial by Separation" | Peter Tewksbury | AJ Carothers | May 25, 1961 | 134 |
| Its final exam time and Mike and his girlfriend Jean have thought up a test of their own - to try the strength of their affection by not seeing each other the week before school has its graduation ceremonies. | ||||||
| 35 | 35 | "The Sunday Drive" | Peter Tewksbury | AJ Carothers | June 1, 1961 | 135 |
| Mr. Pearson's idea of a quiet drive in the country with his wife is altered by a station-wagon load of Douglases. Meanwhile Robbie is trying to avoid the clutches of a girl named Mary Lou Miller. | ||||||
| 36 | 36 | "Fire Watch" | Peter Tewksbury | Paul West | June 8, 1961 | 136 |
| Mike Douglas gets a summer job with the Forestry Service and he thinks it's going to be a barrel of fun until he learns that he's expected to do a real man's job. When his boss is stranded down at the creek and a wild storm brews up, Mike spends a harrowing time trying to stay calm. | ||||||
Season 2 (1961–62)
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | Prod. code |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 37 | 1 | "Birds and Bees" | Richard Whorf | George Tibbles | September 28, 1961 | 201 |
| When Chip announces Tramp is the father of six puppies, Steve is concerned because he has never explained the cycle of life to his son. But before long a confused Chip thinks that his teacher is going to marry his father. | ||||||
| 38 | 2 | "Instant Hate" | Richard Whorf | William Raynor & Myles Wilder | October 5, 1961 | 202 |
| The good neighbor policy gets a real workout when the boys, and later Bub, tangle individually with members of the new family across the street. Steve lectures them but on his way to work as he's backing out the driveway, he is delayed by a fender-denting idiot who turns out to be none other than Mr. Kaylor - the neighbor across the street. | ||||||
| 39 | 3 | "The Crush" | Richard Whorf | Arnold Peyser & Lois Peyser | October 12, 1961 | 203 |
| Mike has found a girl at college, Mary Beth. But when he brings her home to meet the family, she makes a beeline straight for Steve, who is trapped into tutoring her in trigonometry. This gives Mike a few jealous moments until all is resolved. | ||||||
| 40 | 4 | "Tramp the Hero" | Richard Whorf | George Tibbles | October 26, 1961 | 204 |
| Chip's friend has a new, well-trained German shepherd, which emphasizes to Chip just how stupid Tramp is. At three in the morning a neglected slow boiling pot of fat on the stove explodes. Tramp's barking wakes the family. Chip and Sudsy now find they have something in common to talk about. | ||||||
| 41 | 5 | "A Perfect Memory" | Peter Tewksbury | Dorothy Cooper Foote | November 2, 1961 | 205 |
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An old high school sweetheart calls for Steve while he is out. Feeling nostalgic, Steve tries to locate her in town, but never seems to be able to catch up with her as he reminisces about their past relationship. As he arrives home the door bell rings and he gets a disappointment then a surprise. Note: This episode was actually filmed the previous season and held over for telecast. | ||||||
| 42 | 6 | "Bub's Lodge" | Richard Whorf | Shirl Gordon | November 9, 1961 | 206 |
| Bub and Mike are at odds with each other because both are trying to get into different, exclusive clubs. Bub is to be installed as the D'Artagnon of the East Door, while Mike is subjected to his initiation which involves pretend fishing in front of the local drug-store. | ||||||
| 43 | 7 | "A Lesson in Any Language" | Richard Whorf | Danny Simon | November 16, 1961 | 207 |
| Mike thinks that he can skate through school by playing a Spanish language record while he sleeps to attempt to learn Spanish via osmosis. | ||||||
| 44 | 8 | "The Ugly Duckling" | Richard Whorf | Edward J. Lakso | November 23, 1961 | 208 |
| Robbie is heading for an "F" in world literature until the teacher assigns a beautiful blonde newcomer as his study partner. He is attracted to her right away but soon discovers that her looks don't even compensate for her loss of mind. | ||||||
| 45 | 9 | "Chip's Composition" | Richard Whorf | Elroy Schwartz & Glenn Wheaton | November 30, 1961 | 209 |
| A composition titled "What My Mother Means to Me" has Chip baffled. After interviewing other mothers in the neighborhood, he makes a courageous effort to improvise by writing about his own Grandfather, whom he feels is the most maternal person he knows. | ||||||
| 46 | 10 | "Mike in Charge" | Richard Whorf | George Tibbles | December 7, 1961 | 210 |
| Steve and Bub are both called out of town and Mike urges them to leave him in charge, only to find the role of mother hen harder than it looks. His worth is really put to the test when he learns that Robbie and Hank have been taken to hospital after an accident at school. | ||||||
| 47 | 11 | "Bub Goes to School" | Richard Whorf | Paul David | December 14, 1961 | 211 |
| Bub decides to go to night school when he finds that his grandsons keep asking endless questions that he simply cannot answer. He meets a fellow student and passes himself off as a former show business producer, while she makes out she's a high society dame, when in fact she's really a maid. | ||||||
| 48 | 12 | "Robbie's Band" | Richard Whorf | Robert O'Brien | December 21, 1961 | 212 |
| The Douglas household is tormented by the discordant rehearsals of Robbie's band, until Steve steps in to help them. Mike's College fraternity is looking for a band to play their annual dance. With Steve's assistance on lead saxophone Robbie campaigns to his brother for the job. | ||||||
| 49 | 13 | "Damon and Pythias" | Richard Whorf | Gail Ingram Clement | December 28, 1961 | 213 |
| Robbie and Hank decide to join a club together to be like Damon and Pythias. However, Robbie, fed up with being compared to his brother, opts to join a club and not invite Hank to join with him. | ||||||
| 50 | 14 | "Chip Leaves Home" | Richard Whorf | Joanna Lee | January 4, 1962 | 214 |
| Chip feels ignored by his family and decides to run away from home. | ||||||
| 51 | 15 | "The Romance of Silver Pines" | Richard Whorf | Jack Laird | January 11, 1962 | 215 |
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Steve takes a week's vacation from the family to stay at a wilderness fishing lodge, where he finds that the older couple who run the lodge are trying to play matchmaker, having invited an attractive woman there also. She is unsociable towards Steve at first until he points out that he only came along on the trip to appease his fellow campers. Note: Tim Considine (Mike), Don Grady (Robbie), and Stanley Livingston (Chip) do not appear in this episode. | ||||||
| 52 | 16 | "Blind Date" | Richard Whorf | George Tibbles | January 18, 1962 | 216 |
| Mike and Robbie accidentally end up with each other's blind date. | ||||||
| 53 | 17 | "Second Time Around" | Richard Whorf | Kitty Buhler | January 25, 1962 | 217 |
| Bub misinterprets the interest of Steve's old flame. | ||||||
| 54 | 18 | "The Girls Next Door" | Richard Whorf | Bud Freeman | February 1, 1962 | 218 |
| Four airline stewardesses move in next door and spark Mike's and Robbie's interest. | ||||||
| 55 | 19 | "Bub Gets A Job" | Richard Whorf | Judith Adkins Specht, Robert Specht, & George Tibbles | February 8, 1962 | 219 |
| A magazine article on bored homemakers spurs Bub to consider a new career. | ||||||
| 56 | 20 | "Le Petit Stowaway" | Richard Whorf | Dorothy Cooper Foote | February 15, 1962 | 220 |
| Chip stows away on a plane bound for Paris, then gets lost in the city. | ||||||
| 57 | 21 | "Robbie Valentino" | Richard Whorf | Paul David | February 22, 1962 | 221 |
| Robbie gets excited upon learning his physics class and teacher (Nancy Kulp) will be featured in an educational film. | ||||||
| 58 | 22 | "The Masterpiece" | Richard Whorf | Gail Ingram Clement | March 1, 1962 | 222 |
| Chip enlists Bub's help in trying to win a school art contest. | ||||||
| 59 | 23 | "A Holiday for Tramp" | Richard Whorf | Dorothy Cooper Foote | March 8, 1962 | 223 |
| Tramp is lost at the train station and winds up in the care of a famous actress (Eve Arden). | ||||||
| 60 | 24 | "The Big Game" | Richard Whorf | Gail Ingram Clement | March 15, 1962 | 224 |
| Robbie must pass a math exam to play in the big game; Chip gets the measles. | ||||||
| 61 | 25 | "Chip's Party" | Richard Whorf | Howard Leeds | March 22, 1962 | 225 |
| Chip's 9th birthday party is in jeopardy when Steve comes down with German measles. | ||||||
| 62 | 26 | "Casanova Trouble" | Richard Whorf | Muriel Roy Bolton | March 29, 1962 | 226 |
| Steve's friend thinks her daughter is dating an older man. | ||||||
| 63 | 27 | "The Pencil Pusher" | Richard Whorf | Howard Leeds | April 5, 1962 | 227 |
| Chip is unimpressed by Steve's job until an emergency occurs at the Air Force base. | ||||||
| 64 | 28 | "Innocents Abroad" | Richard Whorf | Dick Conway & Roland MacLane | April 12, 1962 | 228 |
| Mike and Robbie get ideas when a boyhood friend of Steve's visits the family. | ||||||
| 65 | 29 | "Robbie the Caddy" | Richard Whorf | Mannie Manheim & Arthur Marx | April 19, 1962 | 229 |
| Robbie decides to earn some extra money by being a caddy at a local golf tournament. | ||||||
| 66 | 30 | "Coincidence" | Richard Whorf | Dorothy Cooper Foote | April 26, 1962 | 230 |
| Steve's yearning for some quiet time leads him to an all-female house that mimics the Douglas household. Barbara Parkins appears as one of the daughters in that all-female household. Billy Barty appears as the friendly stranger who seemingly orchestrates coincidences. | ||||||
| 67 | 31 | "Air Derby" | Richard Whorf | Lou Breslow & Joseph Hoffman | May 3, 1962 | 231 |
| Steve roots for Robbie's opponent in a model airplane contest. | ||||||
| 68 | 32 | "Too Much in Common" | Richard Whorf | John McGreevey | May 10, 1962 | 232 |
| Mike is dissatisfied with his current girlfriend. | ||||||
| 69 | 33 | "Chug and Robbie" | Richard Whorf | William Kelsay | May 17, 1962 | 233 |
| Robbie becomes the victim of hero worship when he shares a locker with the school's star athlete (played by Ryan O'Neal.) | ||||||
| 70 | 34 | "Good Influence" | Richard Whorf | John McGreevey | May 24, 1962 | 234 |
| Chip resists taking a trip with a boy he dislikes; Bub dabbles in painting. | ||||||
| 71 | 35 | "The Hippopotamus Foot" | Richard Whorf | George Tibbles & Richard Whorf | May 31, 1962 | 235 |
| Mike faces disciplinary action for a college fraternity prank. | ||||||
| 72 | 36 | "The Kibitzers" | Richard Whorf | John McGreevey & George Tibbles | June 7, 1962 | 236 |
| Bub's card-playing buddies causes problems for the Douglases. | ||||||
Season 3 (1962–63)
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | Prod. code |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 73 | 1 | "Weekend in Tokyo" | Gene Reynolds | George Tibbles | September 20, 1962 | 301 |
| Steve takes the boys to Tokyo. | ||||||
| 74 | 2 | "Robbie's Employment Service" | Gene Reynolds | Glenn Wheaton & Mannie Manheim | September 27, 1962 | 302 |
| Chip challenges Robbie in business. | ||||||
| 75 | 3 | "Tramp's First Bite" | Gene Reynolds | Austin Kalish & Elroy Schwartz | October 4, 1962 | 303 |
| Tramp is framed. | ||||||
| 76 | 4 | "Moment of Truth" | Gene Reynolds | Ken Englund | October 11, 1962 | 304 |
| Mike eyes the campus queen. | ||||||
| 77 | 5 | "Daughter for a Day" | Gene Reynolds | Shirley Gordon | October 18, 1962 | 305 |
| An unexpected visitor catches Steve by surprise. | ||||||
| 78 | 6 | "The Ghost Next Door" | Richard Whorf | George Tibbles & Richard Whorf | October 25, 1962 | 306 |
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Chip sees a ghost while trick-or-treating. Note: This episode was filmed the previous season and held over for broadcast | ||||||
| 79 | 7 | "Pretty as a Picture" | Gene Reynolds | George Tibbles | November 1, 1962 | 307 |
| All the Douglases fall in love at once. | ||||||
| 80 | 8 | "What's Cooking?" | Gene Reynolds | John McGreevey | November 8, 1962 | 308 |
| Chip has no mother to supply a recipe for a contest. | ||||||
| 81 | 9 | "Chip's Last Fight" | Gene Reynolds | Joanna Lee | November 15, 1962 | 309 |
| Chip tries to join a club of older schoolmates. | ||||||
| 82 | 10 | "Steve Gets an A" | Gene Reynolds | True Boardman | November 22, 1962 | 310 |
| Robbie has a date and a history paper on one weekend. | ||||||
| 83 | 11 | "Heat Wave" | Gene Reynolds | Paul David | November 29, 1962 | 311 |
| A paper drive sparks tempers between Chip and a pal. | ||||||
| 84 | 12 | "The Beauty Contest" | Gene Reynolds | Walter Black | December 6, 1962 | 312 |
| Mike must judge his girlfriend in a beauty contest. | ||||||
| 85 | 13 | "Doctor in the House" | Gene Reynolds | Danny Simon & George Tibbles | December 13, 1962 | 313 |
| Steve seeks a particular doctor for his ailing back. | ||||||
| 86 | 14 | "Going Steady" | Gene Reynolds | AJ Carothers | December 20, 1962 | 314 |
| Robbie's girlfriend has an attractive, single mother. | ||||||
| 87 | 15 | "Mother Bub" | Gene Reynolds | Dorothy Cooper | December 27, 1962 | 315 |
| Chip mopes over being motherless. | ||||||
| 88 | 16 | "Honorable Grandfather" | Gene Reynolds | John McGreevey | January 3, 1963 | 316 |
| Steve's Chinese friend invites Chip to a birthday party. | ||||||
| 89 | 17 | "How to Impress a Woman" | Gene Reynolds | James Allardice & Tom Adair | January 10, 1963 | 317 |
| Mike falls for an older woman. | ||||||
| 90 | 18 | "Roman Holiday" | Gene Reynolds | Gail Ingram Clement & Douglas Tibbles | January 17, 1963 | 318 |
| Steve takes the boys along on a Roman assignment. | ||||||
| 91 | 19 | "Flashback" | Gene Reynolds | Dorothy Cooper Foote | January 24, 1963 | 319 |
| A 16-year-old reminds Steve of high-school days. | ||||||
| 92 | 20 | "The Dream Book" | Gene Reynolds | Ernest Chambers | January 31, 1963 | 320 |
| An invitation to join a band gives Steve bad dreams. | ||||||
| 93 | 21 | "Big Chief Bub" | Gene Reynolds | Paul Crabtree & Gail Ingram Clement | February 7, 1963 | 321 |
| Chip recommends Bub to be Cub Scout leader. | ||||||
| 94 | 22 | "The Clunky Kid" | Gene Reynolds | Story by : Arnold Peyser & Lois Peyser Teleplay by : John McGreevey & Arnold Peyser & Lois Peyser | February 14, 1963 | 322 |
| Chip's friend spends all his time with a new boy. | ||||||
| 95 | 23 | "Caged Fury" | Gene Reynolds | Story by : Austin Kalish & Elroy Schwartz Teleplay by : Austin Kalish & Elroy Schwartz & George Tibbles | February 21, 1963 | 323 |
| Bub misses his rendezvous with a legendary fish. | ||||||
| 96 | 24 | "Make Way for Yesterday" | Gene Reynolds | Ron Alexander & John McGreevey | February 28, 1963 | 324 |
| Robbie defends his family to a girl. | ||||||
| 97 | 25 | "Robbie Wins His Letter" | Gene Reynolds | Glenn Wheaton & Mannie Manheim | March 7, 1963 | |
| Robbie's high science grades make him an outcast. | ||||||
| 98 | 26 | "High on the Hog" | Gene Reynolds | Glenn Wheaton & Mannie Manheim | March 14, 1963 | 326 |
| Robbie and a friend turn to raising pigs for profit. | ||||||
| 99 | 27 | "First Things First" | Gene Reynolds | John McGreevey | March 28, 1963 | 327 |
| Mike's Air Reserve squadron flubs during his absence. | ||||||
| 100 | 28 | "Bub's Butler" | Gene Reynolds | Douglas Tibbles | April 4, 1963 | 328 |
| Bub finally wins a TV contest. | ||||||
| 101 | 29 | "Francesca" | Gene Reynolds | Ernest Chambers & Gail Ingram Clement | April 11, 1963 | 329 |
| The boys must care for a bird and a girl. | ||||||
| 102 | 30 | "The Rug" | Gene Reynolds | Gail Ingram Clement | April 18, 1963 | 330 |
| Steve warns Chip to respect others' property. | ||||||
| 103 | 31 | "The System" | Gene Reynolds | Tim Considine & John Considine | April 25, 1963 | 331 |
| Mike learns a business secret in psychology class. | ||||||
| 104 | 32 | "Let's Take Stock" | Gene Reynolds | Larry Markes & Michael Morris | May 2, 1963 | 332 |
| Robbie's class exercise involves making investments. | ||||||
| 105 | 33 | "Total Recall" | Gene Reynolds | Story by : Elon Packard & Stanley Davis Teleplay by : Elon Packard & Stanley Davis and George Tibbles | May 9, 1963 | 333 |
| Bub's old pal, a baseball manager, comes for an award. | ||||||
| 106 | 34 | "When I Was Your Age" | Gene Reynolds | Ernest Chambers | May 16, 1963 | 334 |
| Bub tells the boys about his youth. | ||||||
| 107 | 35 | "Chip's World" | Gene Reynolds | Dorothy Cooper Foote | May 23, 1963 | 335 |
| Chip faces a life-and-death problem. | ||||||
| 108 | 36 | "Evening with a Star" | Gene Reynolds | Douglas Tibbles | May 30, 1963 | 336 |
| Chip decides to raffle off a date with a movie star. | ||||||
| 109 | 37 | "The Date Bureau" | Gene Reynolds | John McGreevey | June 6, 1963 | 337 |
| Robbie's blind date turns out badly. | ||||||
| 110 | 38 | "Bub's Sacrifice" | Gene Reynolds | Howard Leeds | June 13, 1963 | 338 |
| Bub's new neighbor causes troubles. | ||||||
| 111 | 39 | "Found Money" | Richard Whorf | Gail Ingram Clement | June 20, 1963 | 339 |
| A hunt for a stamp overshadows Chip's announcement. | ||||||
Season 4 (1963–64)
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | Prod. code |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 112 | 1 | "Almost the Sound of Music" | Gene Reynolds | Ed James & Seaman Jacobs | September 19, 1963 | 401 |
| Robbie decides to enter a rock 'n' roll contest. | ||||||
| 113 | 2 | "Scotch Broth" | Gene Reynolds | George Tibbles | September 26, 1963 | 402 |
| The Douglases go to Scotland to see their castle. | ||||||
| 114 | 3 | "Didya Ever Have One of Those Days?" | Gene Reynolds | Milt Rosen & Danny Simon | October 3, 1963 | 403 |
| Steve has a terrible day. | ||||||
| 115 | 4 | "Dear Robbie" | Gene Reynolds | Bob Fisher & Arthur Marx | October 10, 1963 | 404 |
| Robbie becomes the school advice-columnist. | ||||||
| 116 | 5 | "A Car of His Own" | Gene Reynolds | Steve McNeil | October 17, 1963 | 405 |
| Robbie deals to get a car to win a girl. | ||||||
| 117 | 6 | "How Do You Know?" | Gene Reynolds | Story by : Joanna Lee Teleplay by : Joanna Lee & Gail Ingram Clement | October 24, 1963 | 406 |
| Mike announces he has found true love -- Sally Ann Morrison (played by Meredith MacRae) in her first of 29 appearances on the show. | ||||||
| 118 | 7 | "My Friend Ernie" | Gene Reynolds | Story by : Shirl Gordon Teleplay by : Shirl Gordon & George Tibbles | October 31, 1963 | 407 |
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Chip and his pal Ernie go treasure hunting. Note: Barry Livingston's first appearance as Ernie. | ||||||
| 119 | 8 | "The End of You-Know What" | Gene Reynolds | James Allardice & Tom Adair | November 7, 1963 | 408 |
| Chip and Ernie conclude the world is ending. | ||||||
| 120 | 9 | "The Toupee" | Gene Reynolds | Austin Kalish & Elroy Schwartz | November 14, 1963 | 409 |
| Bub tries to cover his baldness for a woman's visit. | ||||||
| 121 | 10 | "The Ever-Popular Robbie Douglas" | Gene Reynolds | Story by : Ernest Chambers Teleplay by : Ernest Chambers & Gail Ingram Clement | November 21, 1963 | 410 |
| Robbie runs for student council. | ||||||
| 122 | 11 | "The Proposals" | Gene Reynolds | Douglas Tibbles | November 28, 1963 | 411 |
| Mike bungles his attempts to propose, but Sally says yes by the episode's end. (They will marry in Episode 185 -- Season 6, episode 1.) | ||||||
| 123 | 12 | "Steve and the Viking" | Gene Reynolds | Story by : Ken Englund Teleplay by : Ken Englund and George Tibbles | December 5, 1963 | 412 |
| Steve must escort a visiting dignitary's daughter, played by a heartily robust Sally Kellerman. | ||||||
| 124 | 13 | "Par for the Course" | Gene Reynolds | Gail Ingram Clement | December 12, 1963 | 413 |
| Robbie decides to take up golf to please Steve. | ||||||
| 125 | 14 | "Windfall" | Gene Reynolds | Danny Simon and Milt Rosen | December 19, 1963 | 414 |
| Chip's reward for saving a dog makes him popular. | ||||||
| 126 | 15 | "Top Secret" | Gene Reynolds | Hannibal Coons and Harry Winkler | December 26, 1963 | 415 |
| Bub is curious about Steve's top-secret project. | ||||||
| 127 | 16 | "Will Success Spoil Chip Douglas?" | Gene Reynolds | Ray Brenner and Robert Specht | January 2, 1964 | 416 |
| Ex-Vaudevillian Bub laments that there hasn't been a member of the Douglas family in show business for over thirty years, so he is delighted when Chip is selected to portray Christopher Columbus in a school play. | ||||||
| 128 | 17 | "Second Chorus" | Gene Reynolds | Dorothy Cooper Foote | January 9, 1964 | 417 |
| Mike and Sally think Steve is dating a singer. | ||||||
| 129 | 18 | "Never Look Back" | Gene Reynolds | John McGreevey | January 16, 1964 | 418 |
| Steve prepares for his 25-year high-school reunion. | ||||||
| 130 | 19 | "Marriage By Proxy" | Gene Reynolds | George Tibbles | January 23, 1964 | 419 |
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Helping a pregnant woman gives engaged Mike pause. Note: A pre-Petticoat Junction Mike Minor appears here. | ||||||
| 131 | 20 | "The Chaperone" | Gene Reynolds | Dorothy Cooper Foote | January 30, 1964 | 420 |
| Bub acts as chaperon for Robbie's costume party. | ||||||
| 132 | 21 | "My Fair Chinese Lady" | Gene Reynolds | John McGreevey | February 6, 1964 | 421 |
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Robbie teaches American customs to a Chinese girl. Note: A pre-Star Trek George Takei appears here. | ||||||
| 133 | 22 | "House for Sale" | Gene Reynolds | Danny Simon and Milt Rosen | February 13, 1964 | 422 |
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The family may be moving to Hawaii. Note: In her first of 135 appearances, Tina Cole guest stars as Robbie's girlfriend Ina; three years later she'd appear as Katie Miller, Robbie's girlfriend and eventual wife. | ||||||
| 134 | 23 | "Stone Frog" | Gene Reynolds | Ed Jurist | February 20, 1964 | 423 |
| Chip's stone frog may indeed be magical. | ||||||
| 135 | 24 | "Stage Door Bub" | Gene Reynolds | Story by : Robert Welch Teleplay by : George Tibbles | February 27, 1964 | 424 |
| The show-business fever reawakens in Bub. Pert Kelton had an important role in this episode. | ||||||
| 136 | 25 | "Fish Gotta Swim, Birds Gotta Fly" | Gene Reynolds | Austin Kalish and Elroy Schwartz | March 5, 1964 | 425 |
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Mike decides to teach Sally how to fish. Note: This is the first of eight appearances for Doris Singleton, two as Sally's mother and then six appearances in Season 11 as the mother of Chip's wife. | ||||||
| 137 | 26 | "Cherry Blossoms in Bryant Park" | Gene Reynolds | Story by : Kitty Buhler Teleplay by : George Tibbles | March 12, 1964 | 426 |
| Mike's Japanese former girlfriend comes to town. | ||||||
| 138 | 27 | "What's the Princess Really Like?" | Gene Reynolds | Story by : Cynthia Lindsay Teleplay by : Cynthia Lindsay & Gail Ingram Clement | March 19, 1964 | 427 |
| Steve's former sweetheart is now a princess. A pre-Sgt. Schultz John Banner has a bit part. | ||||||
| 139 | 28 | "The People's House" | Gene Reynolds | Dorothy Cooper Foote | March 26, 1964 | 428 |
| Steve submits his house for a decorating contest. Jean Stapleton and Dianne Foster have featured roles in this episode. | ||||||
| 140 | 29 | "The Tree" | Gene Reynolds | Howard Snyder and Jack Harvey | April 2, 1964 | 429 |
| Bub joins a women's group to save a tree. | ||||||
| 141 | 30 | "The Substitute Teacher" | Gene Reynolds | Geroge Tibbles | April 9, 1964 | 430 |
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Robbie's class harasses a substitute teacher, and when Robbie mentions her name at home, Mike immediately recognizes it and Robbie gets an earful from Steve. Note: A pre-Peyton Place Christopher Connelly appears here. | ||||||
| 142 | 31 | "Mike Wears the Pants" | Gene Reynolds | Douglas Tibbles | April 16, 1964 | 431 |
| Mike and Sally waffle over a marriage decision. | ||||||
| 143 | 32 | "The Guys and the Dolls" | Gene Reynolds | John McGreevey | April 23, 1964 | 432 |
| Mike and his Air Force Reserve friends collect money for surgery for a mute girl. Martin Sheen has a pivotal role in this episode. | ||||||
| 144 | 33 | "The Ballad of Lissa Stratmeyer" | Gene Reynolds | Story by : Glenn Wheaton & Mannie Manheim Teleplay by : Glenn Wheaton & Mannie Manheim and Douglas Tibbles | April 30, 1964 | 433 |
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Members of a losing team may lose their girlfriends. Note: A young Ann Jillian (It's a Living, Jennifer Slept Here) appears here. | ||||||
| 145 | 34 | "Tramp Goes to Hollywood" | Gene Reynolds | Glenn Wheaton and Mannie Manheim | May 7, 1964 | 434 |
| Tramp is scheduled for a Hollywood film test. | ||||||
| 146 | 35 | "Adventure in New York" | Gene Reynolds | Ed James and Seaman Jacobs | May 14, 1964 | 435 |
| Mike and Robbie take a song to a New York publisher. J. Pat O'Malley has a featured part in this episode. | ||||||
| 147 | 36 | "Huckleberry Douglas" | Gene Reynolds | George Tibbles | May 21, 1964 | 436 |
| Ernie and Chip re-enact 'Tom Sawyer'. | ||||||
| 148 | 37 | "Guest in the House" | Gene Reynolds | John McGreevey | May 28, 1964 | 437 |
| Steve must take in a delinquent for a week. Tony Dow guest stars. | ||||||
Season 5 (1964–65)
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | Prod. code |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 149 | 1 | "Caribbean Cruise" | James V. Kern | George Tibbles | September 17, 1964 | 501 |
| Steve and Robbie go on a Caribbean cruise. | ||||||
| 150 | 2 | "A Serious Girl" | James V. Kern | John McGreevey | September 24, 1964 | 502 |
| Women surprise Robbie, Ernie and Bub. Marta Kristen guest stars. | ||||||
| 151 | 3 | "The Practical Shower" | James V. Kern | Gail Ingram Clement | October 1, 1964 | 503 |
| Bub plans Sally's bridal shower. | ||||||
| 152 | 4 | "Dublin's Fair City: Part 1" | James V. Kern | George Tibbles | October 8, 1964 | 504 |
| Bub wins the Irish Hospitals' Sweepstakes and takes the Douglases to Ireland. Guest stars Jeanette Nolan, Mariette Hartley and Robert Emhardt | ||||||
| 153 | 5 | "Dublin's Fair City: Part 2" | James V. Kern | George Tibbles | October 15, 1964 | 505 |
| Bub's Dublin relatives give a picnic. | ||||||
| 154 | 6 | "One of Our Moose is Missing" | James V. Kern | Seaman Jacobs & Ed James | October 22, 1964 | 506 |
| Steve forgets his Cub Scout weekend commitment. Prolific character actor Allyn Joslyn guest stars. | ||||||
| 155 | 7 | "Lady President" | James V. Kern | Tom Adair & James B. Allardice | October 29, 1964 | 507 |
| Steve escorts a visiting congresswoman, played by Betsy Jones-Moreland. | ||||||
| 156 | 8 | "A Touch of Larceny" | James V. Kern | Story by : Arnold and Lois Peyser Teleplay by : Arnold and Lois Peyser & George Tibbles | November 5, 1964 | 508 |
| The school bully teaches Chip to steal lunches. | ||||||
| 157 | 9 | "Goodbye Again" | James V. Kern | John Considine & Tim Considine | November 12, 1964 | 509 |
| Cynthia Pepper returns to Bryant Park for her ninth and final appearance as Jean Pearson, Mike's high school sweetheart. When she learns that Mike is engaged, they bid each other farewell, this time for good. | ||||||
| 158 | 10 | "The Coffee House Set" | James V. Kern | John McGreevey | November 19, 1964 | 510 |
| Robbie's singer/guitarist act is a hit at the hip coffee house. Gloria Talbott, Tina Cole and Jamie Farr guest star. | ||||||
| 159 | 11 | "The Lotus Blossom" | James V. Kern | John McGreevey | November 26, 1964 | 511 |
| Steve admires the lovely, shy owner of a cafe. | ||||||
| 160 | 12 | "First, You're a Tadpole" | James V. Kern | Don Grady & Gary Abrams | December 3, 1964 | 512 |
| Robbie starts to develop feelings for Sally, Mike's fiancée, until Steve gently sets him straight. | ||||||
| 161 | 13 | "You're in My Power" | James V. Kern | Dean Hargrove | December 10, 1964 | 513 |
| A TV hypnotist picks Robbie to participate, but while watching the show at home, Bub succumbs. Sandy Descher guest stars as a classmate Robbie tries to hypnotize. | ||||||
| 162 | 14 | "The In-Law Whammy" | James V. Kern | Danny Simon & Milt Rosen | December 17, 1964 | 514 |
| Mike meets Sally's father for the first time. The result? Total disaster. A good-natured Sebastian Cabot endures a series of messy but funny indignities in the course of his visit. | ||||||
| 163 | 15 | "Robbie and the Nurse" | James V. Kern | Phil Davis | December 24, 1964 | 515 |
| A nurse attends to more than Robbie's broken leg. | ||||||
| 164 | 16 | "Divorce, Bryant Park Style" | James V. Kern | Earl Barrett | December 31, 1964 | 516 |
| A broken marriage gives Mike and Sally pause. | ||||||
| 165 | 17 | "A Woman's Work" | James V. Kern | George Tibbles | January 7, 1965 | 517 |
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While Bub is away in Ireland, Steve makes a disaster of cooking and laundry while Chip has a girl with very serious manners as their dinner guest. Note: This was William Frawley's 165th and final appearance as William Francis "Bub" O'Casey. | ||||||
| 166 | 18 | "Here Comes Charley" | James V. Kern | George Tibbles | January 14, 1965 | 518 |
| Help arrives as the Douglases try to replace Bub. William Demarest joins the cast in his first of 215 appearances as Bub's brother Charley O'Casey. | ||||||
| 167 | 19 | "Charley and the Kid" | James V. Kern | Story by : Kitty Buhler Teleplay by : George Tibbles | January 21, 1965 | 519 |
| Steve's friend Frank (John Lupton) asks if Steve can watch his young Korean daughter Lee Ahn (Cherylene Lee) for a couple days until he can find a permanent caretaker. Frank has finally found her after her mother was killed and she had been lost during the war. Charlie is not happy about the idea. Lee Ahn shows signs of trauma as she is constantly stealing and hoarding things. Lee Ahn overhears Charlie tell Steve that she is nothing but trouble, so she runs away. Now Charlie is sick with worry. Everyone is out looking for her and Charlie finds her. Charlie and Lee Ahn become quite fond of each other. Charles Lampkin appears as a Police Sergeant. | ||||||
| 168 | 20 | "He Wanted Wings" | James V. Kern | Tom Adair & James B. Allardice | January 28, 1965 | 520 |
| Robbie buys an old small airplane which has seen better days, with plans to slowly rebuild it. He also knows it will impress a girl he likes, Vicki Curtis. Steve lets Robbie keep it as he doesn't believe Robbie will ever get it to fly. When Steve gets back from a business trip, he finds that his friend Ed Welch (Vaughn Taylor) has helped Robbie to actually get the plane running. Steve has a dream that they are back in WWI and that he and Robbie are fighter pilots. Robbie winds up shooting at Steve's plane instead of the enemy's plane. The next day, Steve sees the plane flying in the sky and is terrified that it is Robbie flying it. Robbie shows up and says he sold the plane to Mr. Welch and that is him up in the sky. Robbie now buys a old frog man suit. | ||||||
| 169 | 21 | "Be My Guest" | James V. Kern | Stanley Davis & Elon Packard | February 4, 1965 | 521 |
| Robbie's latest girlfriend Polly Andrews (Gigi Perreau) takes him to her father's country club and suggests that his father join. She says her father Jerry (Roy Roberts) will sponsor the whole family. When Robbie gets home, he tells Steve he should join the club because it is where the important people gather. The following Saturday, the whole family goes to check out the Club. Despite Jerry getting along with Steve, some of the rest of the family do not make a good impression. Jerry invites the family to the dinner dance that evening. After some of the other members voice their objections, they decide to give them one more chance that evening. At a poker game that night, a mix-up with jackets causes Steve to be accused of cheating. Later, Jerry finds out about the jackets being switched and apologizes to Steve. Jerry asks him to join the club, but Steve graciously declines. John Howard as Mr. Hargraves. John Hubbard as Ed. John Gallaudet as George Cleveland. Harold Peary as Otis Finch. Meredith MacRae as Sally Ann Morrison. | ||||||
| 170 | 22 | "Lady in the Air" | James V. Kern | Story by : Austin Kalish & Elroy Schwartz Teleplay by : Austin Kalish & Irma Kalish | February 11, 1965 | 522 |
| Steve is asked to modify a plane for woman pilot Trudy Bennett (Dianne Foster), who wants to make a flight around the world. Meanwhile, Ernie tells Charley that there is a painting of him in the gallery window called "The Mean Old Grouch". Charley gets the boys to try and find out who painted it, but they can't. Trudy is happy with the way the plane turned out and Steve invites her over for dinner to celebrate. The next day she takes off on her flight. Charley finds out it was his milkman Elwood that did the painting and he's not as upset now. Trudy's plane goes missing. Steve finds out that she's stuck in New Guinea with a broken oil line. With the help of a ham radio operator, Steve tells her how to fix it. Trudy is able to complete her flight. Charley buys the painting. William Keene as Mr. Eames. George Takei has a small role as a ham radio operator. | ||||||
| 171 | 23 | "Hawaiian Cruise" | James V. Kern | Story by : Steve McNeil Teleplay by : George Tibbles | February 18, 1965 | 523 |
| Steve was going to take a trip to Hawaii, but Chip gets sick and Steve decides to stay home. Everyone feels bad that Steve couldn't go on the trip and he's spending his vacation in the backyard. The family decides to surprise Steve and have a luau party in the backyard. Steve gets a call from his friend Joe (Carleton Young), who invites him to go fishing in the mountains. Charley overhears, and without ruining the surprise, tells Steve the boys have something planned for him and he should stay home. The boys decorate the backyard and get all dressed up as native Hawaiians. Steve is surprised and they have a great time until it starts to rain. Regardless, Steve says he had the best time ever. Coleen Gray as Miss Lovett. Bill Quinn as Dr. Miller. Olan Soule as Mr. Willis, Travel Clerk. | ||||||
| 172 | 24 | "The Teenagers" | James V. Kern | Story by : Dorothy Cooper Foote Teleplay by : Joseph Hoffman | February 25, 1965 | 524 |
| Chip has a date with Eloise Patterson (Susan Gordon), who is a little older than he is. Chip asks Robbie's advice on how he should act. Meanwhile, Robbie is made head of the committee for decorating the school float for the Homecoming Parade. Chip's date doesn't go well and Eloise winds up dancing with an older boy. Despite being sad about how things went, when Eloise calls Chip and asks for another date, he gets all excited. Word gets out that Robbie came up with an idea for the float that seems very scandalous and lots of people are complaining. Chip's second date doesn't go well either. Eloise apologizes for leaving Chip alone on the first date, but says she only wants to be friends. Chip isn't as upset this time. Robbie's float was a success and it wasn't what people were thinking it would be. Viola Harris as Mrs. Harris. Henry Z Jones, Jr. as Pete. | ||||||
| 173 | 25 | "Mexico Olé" | James V. Kern | Douglas Tibbles | March 4, 1965 | 525 |
| Steve is at the home of Renaldo Romero in Mexico on business. Renaldo would like to show Steve some of the sights. But, it's been two weeks and Steve wants to get back to his family. As a surprise, Renaldo brings Steve's family to his house. Robbie falls for Renaldo's daughter Dolores. Robbie asks Dolores out on a date and Steve says he must be on his best behavior. Things are awkward at the dance because Dolores' Aunt and a boy named Filipe are there hovering over them. Filipe thinks Robbie insulted Dolores and challenges him to a duel. Instead of dueling with swords, Renaldo comes up with an unusual way for the boys to settle things. Alma Beltran as Senora Rosita Romero. | ||||||
| 174 | 26 | "The Fountain of Youth" | James V. Kern | Ray Brenner | March 11, 1965 | 526 |
| Charley is over worked and tired. He hears from Robbie that Margaret McSterling (Gloria Swanson) is in town to do a reading. Charley knew her from his vaudeville days on the stage and they were an item for a time. He figures in all that time she can't look as good anymore. When he goes with Robbie to the performance, he sees that she hasn't changed a bit. Margaret fails to recognize Charley and he is quite hurt. He figurines he just looks so old and she might have found the fountain of youth. Steve goes to see Margaret and she explains she didn't recognize Charley because she wasn't wearing her glasses. Margaret comes to see Charley and says she looks the way she does because she has to work at it with creams, mud packs and exercise. She says she'll make him look better and then he should rejoin show business. Margaret realizes Charley has something she never had and that's a family. Charley decides to stay the way he is and where he is. | ||||||
| 175 | 27 | "It's a Dog's Life" | James V. Kern | Dorothy Cooper Foote | March 18, 1965 | 527 |
| Charley wants to know who's been eating all the cookies. Mike and Sally have had a fight. Steve is to meet with British scientist Sir George Heather (Torin Thatcher) and bring him some important blueprints. However, Steve leaves the house without taking the blueprints. What no one knows is that Tramp is eating the cookies. Tramp somehow lets another dog into the house and it makes off with the blueprints. That dog brings the blueprints to Ernie, who throws them into a garbage can. Steve brings Sir George to the house to look for the prints. Meanwhile, a garbage truck picks up the garbage with the prints in them. The blueprints wind up falling out the truck and onto the street. Somehow, the other dog finds the prints and takes them. The dog brings them to Tramp, who brings them into the house. Steve finds them on the floor and is puzzled as he knows he's looked there already. | ||||||
| 176 | 28 | "The Sure Thing" | James V. Kern | Tom Adair & James B. Allardice | March 25, 1965 | 528 |
| Robbie is going to the racetrack with Anita, a new girl who moved into town. Her grandfather, Colonel Parker (Andy Devine), owns and trains race horses there. Uncle Charley wants to go with to meet him. Colonel Parker's horse, Leading Lady, is not running up to speed. Apparently her rabbit mascot ran away and the horse misses it. Robbie sings a song to Anita and the horse perks up. Robbie agrees to help Anita and Colonel Parker and be the horses mascot. Newspaper handicapper Bert Henderson (Sidney Clute) hears about Robbie and wants to do a story about him. Robbie doesn't want to story getting out and quits. After a talk with Steve, Robbie feels bad and heads out to the track. Even though the race has started, Robbie sings to the horse and Leading Lady wins. Bill Erwin as Steward. Stanley Clements as Johnny. Ned Glass as Muller. | ||||||
| 177 | 29 | "Chip, the Trapper" | James V. Kern | Joe Robert Leonard | April 1, 1965 | 529 |
| Mike and Robbie both have jobs during their vacation. Chip wishes there were something he could do. Ernie suggests that they trap animals and maybe they could make a fur coat or something. Chip builds a trap and they take it to the forest. While in the forest, Tramp gets sprayed by a skunk and runs away. Chip feels bad and decides to give up on trapping. Steve tells him not to give up just yet. Chip has a dream about being a trapper in the old west. Chip checks his trap in the woods and finds he caught a raccoon. After Steve tells Chip he would have to kill the raccoon to get the fur, Chip decides to let him go. An S.P.C.A. man finds Tramp and brings him home. Chip decides to look for gold in the local river. | ||||||
| 178 | 30 | "Steve and the Computer" | James V. Kern | Tom Adair & James B. Allardice | April 8, 1965 | 530 |
| The show starts off with a fantasy sequence where computers run the Douglas family's lives. Sally talks Mike into submitting their names for a computer love match program. Both her and Mike are surprised when the computer matches them up with someone else. Chip has Ernie inside a box made to look like a computer. Chip charges some local boys to have the computer answer their questions. Sally is now worried that the computer could be right. The computer picked Laura Lee Royce (Julie Parrish) for Mike. Sally wants him to go on a date with her to be sure there is nothing there. On the date, Mike finds he has a lot in common with Laura Lee, which he actually doesn't like. When he goes to tell Sally this, he finds her with the man the computer picked for her. To show Sally the computer is wrong, Mike asks Steve to submit profiles for Steve and Mom, hoping they wouldn't be paired up. But, the computer does match Steve with Mike's mom. Steve finds the solution to the problem in an old letter from Mom. Kip King as Al. Kaye Elhardt as Miss Baxter. John Pickard as Mr. Elroy. | ||||||
| 179 | 31 | "Tramp and the Prince" | James V. Kern | Don Grady & Gary Abrams | April 15, 1965 | 531 |
| Scared by a cat, Tramp runs away from home. Mike is in another part of town and sees a dog that he believes is Tramp. He brings him home, but the dog is acting differently. Meanwhile, wealthy Mrs. Briggs (Isobel Elsom) and her butler Potts (Burt Mustin) are looking for their dog, Prince. Prince and Tramp look alike, and when they see Tramp, they believe it to be Prince and take him home. Both families are bewildered by the personality changes of their pets. Steve tells Chip there is definitely something wrong with Tramp and they need to take him to a Veterinarian. Coincidentally, Mrs. Briggs has also gone to the Vet. Without realizing there was the initial switch, both families wind up getting their dogs back. James Griffith as Dr. Davis. Michael Whalen as Dr. Burke. | ||||||
| 180 | 32 | "Chip O' the Islands" | James V. Kern | Howard Merrill & Bill O'Halleren | April 22, 1965 | 532 |
| Joshua Quimby (Thomas Gomez), an old friend of Charley's from Australia, drops by. Charley always felt that Joshua was a bit of a cheat, but Joshua says he is now in a legitimate business developing land in the South Pacific. Joshua claims that a Native chief, who Charley once helped, left him some land on an island. Joshua would like to develop that land and put up a hotel for tourists. Charley, Robbie and Chip visit the tropical island that Charley's land is on. Joshua wines and dines Charley, who is starting to like the idea of developing his land. Chip and Robbie meet a young boy who explains to them that most of the natives do not want the hotel built. They believe it would destroy the friendly natives' dignity and traditional life. When Charley finds out, he sells his land to one of the natives so Quimby can't get it. Douglas Mossman as RiRi. | ||||||
| 181 | 33 | "The Glass Sneaker" | James V. Kern | Dorothy Cooper Foote | April 29, 1965 | 533 |
| Uncle Charley takes Chip with him when he goes to see Mr. Larkin, an old vaudevillian friend. At the hotel, Chip meets a girl named Alice Vail (Angela Cartwright). Alice says that she's in show business with her mother, Victoria Vail (Martha Stewart). Alice introduces Chip to another vaudevillian named Sammy Smaller (Billy Curtis). Sammy teaches Chip a magic trick that he performs when they go to a party in Mr. Bopper's (Vince Barnett) room. Mr. Bopper has a trained seal. Elsie Stepp (Maudie Prickett), the hotel manager, tells Mr. Bopper he must get the seal out of the hotel. Chip and Alice hide the seal in Mr. Larkin's room. It's late and Charley's in a hurry to leave, causing Chip to leave one of his shoes behind. The next day, Chip tells Steve about all the people he met and Steve has a hard time believing him. Alice and her mother bring the shoe back to Chip. Steve meets Victoria and finds out that everything Chip said was true. | ||||||
| 182 | 34 | "All the Weddings" | James V. Kern | John McGreevey | May 6, 1965 | 534 |
| Mike complains that Sally's mother Helen Morrison (Doris Singleton) is taking over all the wedding preparations. She set the date for two months away and has a long list of things that need to be done by then. Mike daydreams about how hard he has to work for Helen before he can marry Sally. Even Sally is getting tired of the things that have to be done. Mike suggests to Sally that they just elope. Just as they are about to go off to elope, something Steve says makes them change their minds. Then a phone call from the Reverend complicates things further. Buck Taylor as Howard Sears. Richard Reeves as Police Officer. | ||||||
| 183 | 35 | "The Leopard's Spots" | Tim Considine | Douglas Tibbles | May 13, 1965 | 535 |
| Sally's cousin Suzanne Boyer (Susan Seaforth Hayes) visits. Apparently, she's had trouble with her grades in three colleges. Since she is attractive, she thinks more about boys than grades. Sally tells her she needs to quit boys and study more. Uncle Charley says he can disguise her looks so men won't keep asking her out. And Robbie agrees to keep an eye on her so she keeps studying. Norman Quigley (Peter Helm), a nerdy looking boy, asks Suzanne out to a lecture. When he picks her up, she is pretty again. She winds up at a pizza place with a bunch of boys hovering around her. Robbie guilt's her into going home to study. Robbie helps Norman and Suzanne get together and with Norman's help it looks as though Suzanne will get her diploma. | ||||||
| 184 | 36 | "Uncle Charley and the Redskins" | James V. Kern | Story by : Austin Kalish & Elroy Schwartz Teleplay by : Austin Kalish & Elroy Schwartz & George Tibbles | May 20, 1965 | 536 |
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An Indian named Paul Owlfeather (Paul Picerni) comes to the Douglas home. He tells Charlie that their house is sitting on what was once Owanani tribal burial grounds. Paul says that he is the last Chief of his tribe. He also says that every 24 years there has to be a ceremony on the grounds. Charley sends him on his way. Mayor Hall (Hugh Sanders) now comes by with Paul and convinces Charley to allow the ceremony. Paul brings by his family and introduces them to Charlie. Charlie and Paul's mother Running Deer (Renie Riano) do not get along. Paul's family set up a camp in the back yard. Steve is away and sees a picture of the camp and Charlie in the paper. Because of an old tradition, Charlie unknowingly gets himself engaged to Running Deer. Steve comes up with a way to get Charlie off the hook. Note: Last episode on ABC and in Black and White. | ||||||
Season 6 (1965–66)
Episodes now airing on CBS & filmed in color
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | Prod. code |
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| 185 | 1 | "The First Marriage" | James V. Kern | George Tibbles | September 16, 1965 | 6501 |
| Mike and Sally are married as Tim Considine makes his last appearance on the show. Mike thanks Steve for everything before he and Sally head off to his new job out of state. Steve starts to think about getting old and tries to look up old friends. Robbie tries to assure Steve that he's not that old and should go out and make new friends, especially female ones. Back at home, the attention turns to Ernie, whose foster parents have to move to Japan, leaving Ernie at loose ends. Ernie stays at the Douglas house for a few days leaving his case worker searching for him. Robbie keeps giving Steve pick-up lines and even tries to show him some of the new dances. Ernie will have to be sent to a county home and he's worried about his dog, Wilson. Steve tells him that they will still see each other. Barbara Perry appears as Mrs. Thompson. Vera Miles appears in three episodes as Ernie's case worker, Ernestine Coulter, and Virginia Gregg appears twice as her supervisor, Mrs. Miller. Meredith MacRae makes her final appearance as Sally, Mike's wife. | ||||||
| 186 | 2 | "Red Tape Romance" | James V. Kern | George Tibbles | September 23, 1965 | 6502 |
| With Mike & Sally married and gone, the family prepares for Ernie moving on to his new foster family. Chip asks his father if they could take Ernie in rather than a foster family. Steve is not sure it would be a good idea as Ernie and Charley don't always get along. Ernie's case worker, Ernestine Coulter, comes by to pick him up. Surprisingly, Charley is upset that Steve let Ernie go. Steve calls Ernestine about the prospect of becoming Ernie's foster home. They set up a lunch date to discuss it. Robbie continues to give Steve dating advice. Ernestine tells Steve that there could be a problem adopting Ernie as there's no woman in the house. Mrs. Miller tells Steve that they could have Ernie stay with them on a foster home trial basis. Robbie sets up another date for Steve and Ernestine. | ||||||
| 187 | 3 | "Brother Ernie" | James V. Kern | George Tibbles | September 30, 1965 | 6503 |
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Chip and Ernie tell Charley that they got into a fight because someone called Ernie a "second hand kid". Charley asks Steve why they can't adopt Ernie. Steve reminds him that the county won't let them without a woman in the house. Robbie wonders if maybe Miss Coulter could find a loophole. Even Miss Miller doesn't think there's a way around the rules. But, later that evening, Miss Miller comes up with an idea that may work. Miss Miller, Miss Coulter, Steve and Charley talk to Judge Leland (John Gallaudet) and he believes there's a way for Ernie to be adopted. That evening, before a celebration dinner, Chip and Ernie have a fight over their dogs. When they get home, the dogs have made friends and so do Chip and Ernie. Note: "Goodnight, son" and "Goodnight, dad" are the last lines spoken by Steve and Ernie in this touching episode. | ||||||
| 188 | 4 | "Robbie and the Chorus Girl" | James V. Kern | Gail Ingram Clement | October 14, 1965 | 6504 |
| Steve gets home late from a business trip and Uncle Charley tells him that Robbie left for a date at 11:30 p.m. Steve tells Charley not to worry because Robbie has a good head on his shoulders. Robbie is on a date with a chorus girl named Dawn O'Day (Pamela Austin). When they find out that Dawn is a chorus girl, Charley tells Steve he better have a talk with Robbie. Robbie tells Steve that he really likes her and he would like her to meet the family. Dawn comes by for dinner and everyone thinks she a nice girl. Charley, though, still has concerns about her and doesn't really trust her. He thinks she's after something. Dawn gives Steve a note saying she would like to talk to him. She tells Steve that Robbie is too nice of a boy and she doesn't want her job and where she works to be a bad influence on him. The next time Robbie comes to see Dawn, she has a guy named Danny pretend to be a boyfriend that has come back. When Robbie tells Steve, Steve doesn't say anything but knows she did it for Robbie's own good. Yale Summers appears as Phil. Arline Hunter appears as Beauty. Laurie Mitchell appears as Gala Girl. | ||||||
| 189 | 5 | "There's a What in the Attic?" | James V. Kern | James B. Allardice & Tom Adair | October 21, 1965 | 6505 |
| Steve takes the boys to see the circus and they have a full day of entertainment. Chip and Ernie pretend to be big game hunters in the back yard. That night, while camping in the back yard, Ernie wakes up and sees a lion in the yard. Ernie wakes up Uncle Charley and tries to show him where the lion was. While he's doing this, the lion goes into the house. Charlie tells Steve and Robbie and they feel it's just a bid for attention from his new family. The lion makes its way up into the attic. Hearing a noise, Ernie goes up into the attic and sees the lion. He tells Steve, who just plays along, and puts Ernie back to bed. Meanwhile, the lion goes into Steve's bedroom. Steve tries to trap the lion in various rooms but has no luck. Ernie manages to call the police and the lion trainer comes to get the lion. Ernest Anderson as Sergeant Foley. Quentin Sondergaard as Policeman. | ||||||
| 190 | 6 | "Office Mother" | James V. Kern | Danny Simon | October 28, 1965 | 6506 |
| Chip and Ernie are playing baseball with a French boy named Pierre, who just moved into town. They tell Steve that Pierre isn't very good and won't make their team. Steve tells them that they should try and help Pierre get some experience. A distant relative of Charley's named Harriet Blanchard (an over-the-top Joan Blondell) visits. Charley tells Steve that she is all alone, misses her family and feels like she has nothing to do. She would like to find a job, but she has no real experience. The boys remind Steve what he said about Pierre and Steve agrees to try and get Harriet a job where he works. Steve talks to Dave Welch (John Howard) at the office and he makes Harriet Steve's secretary. Harriet cooks for people at the office and acts like everyone's mother. The office is in a shambles and Dave tells Steve to fire Harriet. Charley finds a way to get Harriet out of the office, but it isn't quite what Steve expected. | ||||||
| 191 | 7 | "Mary-Lou" | James V. Kern | John McGreevey | November 4, 1965 | 6507 |
| Ernie tells Steve that Chip is crazy for Mary Lou Walker, who is one year ahead of him in school. Mary Lou, however, only has eyes for Robbie, who is older than her. Chip talks to Steve about Mary Lou, a Steve says he should try calling her and ask her on a date. When Chip calls Mary Lou to ask her out, she mistakenly believes it is Robbie and says yes. Chip decides he'll take her to a movie and Steve says he'll drive. Charley, Steve and Robbie each order a corsage for Mary Lou. Chip and Steve go to pick up Mary Lou. When Mary Lou sees it's Chip and not Robbie, she slams the door in his face. Steve knows her father, so he goes and talks to Frank (Rand Brooks) and Mary Lou. Steve finds out she was expecting Robbie. Mary Lou feels bad about the way she acted and decides to keep the date. After the date, Chip tells Steve she was nice, but he thinks she would prefer someone older. Morgan Brittany appears as Audrey. | ||||||
| 192 | 8 | "Monsters and Junk Like That" | James V. Kern | Frank Crow & Stanley Davis | November 11, 1965 | 6508 |
| Ernie volunteers Steve for a father & son show at school. Chip tells Ernie that Steve really can't do anything, so now Ernie is worried about what they'll perform. Charley gives Ernie an idea of what they could do together. Unfortunately, Steve is supposed to be out of town that day. Charley agrees to fill in for Steve. On the day of the play, Steve changes his plans. Everyone goes to the school ahead of Steve, who is then stuck in a robot-like costume and cannot drive. After locking himself out of the house, Steve goes to a neighbors and calls for a cab, but they can't make it there in time. With the help of a Policeman (Quentin Sondergaard), Steve makes it to the show. He's a little late, but he surprises Ernie, who was expecting Uncle Charley. Joan Vohs as Mrs. King. Wayne Heffley as Harry. Kym Karath as Pammy. Stephen McEveety as Boy. | ||||||
| 193 | 9 | "Charley and the Dancing Lesson" | James V. Kern | Joseph Hoffman | November 18, 1965 | 6509 |
| Uncle Charley provides the correct answer to a contest over the phone and wins one dance lesson. His instructor is pretty Helen Saunders (Joanna Moore), who is also skilled in lavish flattery. She talks Charley into three more lessons. Helen then talks him into life time lessons for $1000. Worried about Charley, Robbie goes to talk to Helen. She flatters him into several lessons. Steve gets a call about co-signing a loan for Charley. After finding out that both Charley and Robbie signed contracts, Steve decides to go and talk with Helen. He finds a way to get Helen to return the contracts. Charley realizes he was taken advantage of, but says it was fun while it lasted. | ||||||
| 194 | 10 | "My Son, the Ballerina" | James V. Kern | John McGreevey | November 25, 1965 | 6510 |
| Robbie has trouble leaping the high hurdles in his Track tryouts. Cathy (Sharon Farrell), his current girlfriend, suggests he take some ballet to improve his coordination. Though embarrassed at the idea, Robbie goes to a class with Cathy. Meanwhile, Ernie pretends to be a spy like James Bond. Robbie takes several ballet lessons and now Madam Irina (Jeanette Nolan) expects him to perform at a recital. The lessons help and in his next tryout he makes the team. He tells Cathy he won't be taking any more lessons and won't be in the recital. Ernie tells Steve that Robbie has been taking ballet lessons. Steve talks to Madam Irina and then talks to Robbie. Robbie performs at the recital. William Boyett as Coach | ||||||
| 195 | 11 | "The Ernie Report" | James V. Kern | Dorothy Cooper Foote | December 2, 1965 | 6511 |
| Every time Ernie makes plans with a member of the family, a girl or woman winds up getting in the way. Even Tramp has a girlfriend. Ernie asks Steve what is it that makes boys do goofy things when girls are involved. He wants to know if it will happen to him. At the soda shop, a young girl named Linda Lou starts sweet talking to Ernie. He winds up buying her an ice cream. Linda Lou calls and invites Ernie to her birthday party. Ernie feels out of place at the party and Linda Lou throws him over for a boy named Pete. When Ernie comes home depressed, Steve gets the rest of the family to cheer him up. Barbara Knudson as Linda Lou's Mother. | ||||||
| 196 | 12 | "The Hong Kong Story" | James V. Kern | George Tibbles | December 9, 1965 | 6512 |
| Steve has to fly to Hong Kong for business, so he decides to take the entire family for a vacation. Everyone is excited except for Charley. Apparently he knew a girl there named Lucy (Frances Fong) and became quite fond of her. He doesn't want to bring back all those memories. Steve says he has to go as he might run into Lucy. After arriving, the family stays with Clive Atherton (Maurice Dallimore), a business associate. Charley is now excited about possibly finding Lucy. But when he actually sees her, he's afraid to talk to her. Charley thinks she looks the same and he is so old looking. Clive throws a formal party and has Charley dress in Naval Dress Whites. Clive also arranges for Lucy to be at the party and she recognizes Charley right away. They have a nice evening together. George Takei has a bit part in this episode as Won Tsun. Nancy Hsueh as Lo An. | ||||||
| 197 | 13 | "Marriage and Stuff" | James V. Kern | Dorothy Cooper Foote | December 16, 1965 | 6513 |
| Steve brings home a Margie Milford (Chris Noel) and they are surprised to find an empty house. (Flashback to earlier.) Charley overhears Steve on the phone arranging a marriage. Robbie sees him at the jewelry store with a woman who gives him a kiss. Chip and Ernie see Steve coming out of a church with a woman. More coincidences occur, all pointing to Steve getting married. Robbie finds out Margie's name and address and goes to see her. After talking with her, he is even more convinced Steve is marrying her. To not disrupt Steve's new life, Charley plans to go back to sea. Robbie decides to move to a dorm. Mike and Sally say that Chip and Ernie can live with them in Arizona. (Back to the present.) Steve gets a call from Mike and learns that the family are all leaving. Steve finds everyone at the airport restaurant. He explains that Margie is marrying a Jim Johnson and he was just helping them with the arrangements. | ||||||
| 198 | 14 | "Douglas A Go-Go" | James V. Kern | Austin and Irma Kalish | December 23, 1965 | 6514 |
| Robbie tells Chip that teenage parties are the best. Chip asks Steve if he could throw his own party, with girls. Ernie is not invited since he is too young. Steve starts to get phone calls from mothers worried about their daughters going to the party. A Mrs. Hargrove (Jean Engstrom) even comes to Steve's office to voice her concerns. It's the night of the party and everything starts off fine. But after a while the record player breaks and there's no more music. Ernie comes up with a way to stop the party from breaking up. Steve, Robbie, Ernie and Charley provide the music. John Howard as Dave Welch. | ||||||
| 199 | 15 | "Charley the Pigeon" | James V. Kern | Story by : Ray Brenner Teleplay by : Ray Brenner & Joseph Hoffman | December 30, 1965 | 6515 |
| Steve has to go away for a business trip. He gives Robbie $50 to pick up his golf clubs. Robbie goes to the Golf shop and finds it's closed for lunch. To kill some time, Robbie goes to a pool hall. There he meets Carol and Donna (Quinn O'Hara). They act naive about how to play the game and ask Robbie to show them how. Turns out they are pool sharks and win all of Robbie's money. Robbie confesses to Charlie what happened. Charley plays pool shark and wins the money back. Booth Colman as Kramer. | ||||||
| 200 | 16 | "What About Harry?" | James V. Kern | Cynthia Lindsay | January 6, 1966 | 6516 |
| Ernie leaves the door open when he goes to a friends house. A large shaggy dog wanders into the house and takes an instant liking to Steve. Steve manages to get the dog out, but then it just howls by the door. Steve lets the dog back in until he can figure out what to do with him. The next day, Steve says he'll put an ad in the paper about the dog. The boys name the dog Harry. A Linda Allen (Linda Watkins) comes by and says she will find a home for Harry. When Steve comes home, he says he will go get the dog and find its owner. Steve goes to Linda Allen's home and speaks with her niece Phyllis (Lee Meriwether) and Linda. He brings the dog home, and it still howls whenever Steve leaves. Mr. Franklin (Gil Lamb), a rummage collector, comes by and Harry takes a liking to him and leaves with him. Steve is a little sad that Harry doesn't need him anymore. | ||||||
| 201 | 17 | "From Maggie with Love" | James V. Kern | Bill O'Hallaren | January 13, 1966 | 6517 |
| Maggie Bellini (Dana Wynter), a wealthy businesswoman, promises to match the money that Bryant Park raises to build an art center. She meets the Douglas family and is interested in Steve. Wherever Steve and Maggie go, she is recognized. She also starts giving gifts to the other family members. Maggie even sends her chef, butler and maid to the Douglas house. Steve takes Maggie out to dinner and says that the family cannot except her gifts. Maggie realizes that her jet-set lifestyle is not for Steve. Noel Drayton as Miggins. Jonathan Goldsmith as Photographer. | ||||||
| 202 | 18 | "Robbie and the Slave Girl" | James V. Kern | John McGreevey | January 20, 1966 | 6518 |
| Robbie saves Terry Wong (Irene Tsu) from getting hit by a car. Terry tells Robbie that according to Chinese custom, she must do everything for him now. Meanwhile, Steve and Ernie visit Ray Wong (Benson Fong) and his wife Alice (Beulah Quo) to pick up some blueprints. Ray gives Ernie a Chinese lucky cricket. Ernie embraces the Chinese lifestyle. The next day, Terry shows up to the Douglas house and proceeds to be Robbie's slave girl. He enjoys the attention at first, but it soon becomes awkward. Robbie tells Steve about Terry, who happens to be Ray's cousin, and he wants to know what to do. Steve says he'll ask Ray for help. Ray has Terry speak to Grandpa Wong, who makes her see things in a different light. Sherry Alberoni as Ruth. Hank Jones as 1st Student. | ||||||
| 203 | 19 | "Steve and the Huntress" | James V. Kern | Dorothy Cooper Foote | January 27, 1966 | 6519 |
| Robbie meets Eleanor Evans (Terry Moore) when her car runs out of gas and he offers to get her some. Eleanor stops by the Douglas house, because she forgot to pay Robbie for the gas. The family meets her and she is invited for dinner. They find out that Eleanor has been exploring in Africa. That night Ernie dreams that he and Steve go exploring in the jungle. While she is still in town, Steve and Eleanor go out on several dates. Eleanor is leaving for Africa again and she asks Steve if he would like to go with. Despite the boys insisting he go, Steve declines the offer. Eleanor says she understands and hopefully one day they will see each other again. | ||||||
| 204 | 20 | "Robbie the College Man" | James V. Kern | Joseph Hoffman | February 3, 1966 | 6520 |
| Robbie is going to college and he gets a job at a sorority house. He asks Steve if it's OK to move into the dorm at college with his friend Bert Parker (Tim Rooney). Steve thinks it's an added expense considering they live 5 minutes from the campus, but Robbie gets to do it. Between his job and having different schedules with Bert, Robbie starts to realize that dorm life is difficult for him. The family at various times drops in on Robbie to see how he's doing. Steve gets a call and Robbie asks that the family stop coming around. Steve and Charlie find out from Bert that Robbie is actually home sick. Before Steve can come up with a way to get Robbie home, Robbie moves back. Barbara Pepper as Mrs. Brand. Hank Jones as Art. | ||||||
| 205 | 21 | "Whatever Happened to Baby Chip?" | James V. Kern | Story by : Doug Tibbles Teleplay by : Doug Tibbles & Gail Ingram Clement | February 10, 1966 | 6521 |
| Steve is coming back from a six week trip. During that time Chip was letting his hair grow long, so Charley sends him to get a hair cut. Chips friend Jeff Welch (Jay North) convinces Chip to not get his hair cut short. Steve is surprised when he sees Chip, but doesn't say anything about his hair. Steve tells Charley that Chip is just going through a phase. At the office, Dave Welch tells Steve that he consulted psychologist Dr. Clark (Ivan Bonar) about Jeffs long hair. Chip has now dyed his hair blonde. He did it because all the guys in a club he wants to get into are growing their hair. There are also some pranks to be done as part of the initiation. It's not long before Chip decides he doesn't want to just follow the crowd. Harold Peary as Joe. Charles Herbert as Ed. Michael Rupert as John. | ||||||
| 206 | 22 | "Robbie and the Little Stranger" | James V. Kern | James B. Allardice & Tom Adair | February 17, 1966 | 6522 |
| Robbie lets Steve know that he is going steady with Joanne Edwards (Tina Cole), who he met a couple weeks ago. He also says that even though they are in love, they will finish school before getting married. Robbie finds out that an old friend of his, Borden Gray (Hal Stalmaster), is married and has a child. Borden tells Robbie that he has no trouble juggling married life and school. Borden and his wife Eileen had plans for the weekend. When Borden's babysitter cancels, Robbie volunteers to watch little Jimmy. Robbie and Joanne find babysitting and possibly married life isn't as easy as they thought it would be and they start to fight. Robbie brings the baby home and realizes he's too young to be married. | ||||||
| 207 | 23 | "Call Her Max" | James V. Kern | James B. Allardice & Tom Adair | February 24, 1966 | 6523 |
| Steve is to interview a female engineer named Maxine Bentley (Kipp Hamilton) for a new project. She shows up in dirty overalls and tells Steve to call her Max. Georgie Potter (Terry Burnham), a female student, signs up for the boys' track team at school. Chip and the other boys let her try out as they figure she won't be good enough anyway. Georgie winds up being faster than any of the boys and makes the team. Ernie suggests to Chip that he go out for the girls' field hockey team. That would show them that girls should play with girls and boys with boys. Chip makes the team, but has to wear a girls' uniform. Plus he gets roughed up at the first practice. Georgie tells Chip that she's quitting track and Chip says he'll quit hockey. Maura McGiveney as Gladys. Kaye Elhardt as Katherine. Seymour Cassel as Coach Gregson. | ||||||
| 208 | 24 | "Kid Brother Blues" | James V. Kern | John McGreevey | March 3, 1966 | 6524 |
| Robbie is on a date with Charlene Wilson and having dinner at her house. Turns out that Chip is friends with her younger brother Tim (Donald Losby). They are at the house as well and they keep annoying Robbie and Charlene. Later, Chip has a date with Shelly Parkhurst (Susan Gordon) and goes over to her house. Robbie comes up with an idea to teach Chip a lesson. He sends Ernie over to play with Shelly's younger brother and get in Chip and Shelly's way. Chip complains to Steve and Steve reminds him that he did the same thing to Robbie. Ernie tells Chip that it was Robbie's idea to have him go to Shelly's house. Chip gets back at Robbie one more time before the brothers come to a truce. Steve has a date with Helen Logan (Elaine Devry). She has two extra tickets to the event her and Steve were going to and offers them to her niece, Norma Sue. Turns out Norma Sue's date for the night is Robbie. | ||||||
| 209 | 25 | "Robbie's Double Date" "Robbie's Double Life" | James V. Kern | Doug Tibbles | March 10, 1966 | 6525 |
| Uncle Charley tells Steve that Robbie is going steady with Mary Sue Carver (Lori Martin) and Rebecca Martin. Steve talks to Robbie, but Robbie says he can handle it as one girl goes to high school and the other goes to college. Robbie believes that they could never run into each other. Meanwhile, Chip gets Ernie to do a lot of his work so that Ernie can earn Chips train set. Mary Sue and Rebecca do run into each other and find out they are both seeing Robbie. They come up with a plan to teach Robbie a lesson. The girls have Robbie juggling a date with each of them on the same night. | ||||||
| 210 | 26 | "Our Boy in Washington" | James V. Kern | Austin and Irma Kalish | March 17, 1966 | 6526 |
| After learning about the Statue of Liberty in school, Ernie decides to write a thank you letter to the French Ambassador in Washington DC. The Ambassador (Maurice Marsac) calls and speaks to Ernie, and invites the Douglas family to visit in Washington. No one believes that Ernie really spoke to the Ambassador. Then Ernie receives airlines tickets to Washington. At first, the rest of the family all have reasons not to go but then Steve decides that it's too important to Ernie. The Ambassador and Ernie try to find things to keep the family entertained. At a dinner party given by the Ambassador, the family makes some new friends and Steve even makes a business deal. Susan Silo as Janine. Tol Avery as Paul McGiveney. | ||||||
| 211 | 27 | "Ernie and That Woman" | James V. Kern | John McGreevey | March 24, 1966 | 6527 |
| Fourth-grader Ernie becomes friends with a sixth-grade girl named Melissa. It seems they have stamp collecting in common. Chip tells Ernie to be careful, as he thinks Melissa might be after something. Apparently Chip was taken advantage of once by Melissa. Chip confronts Melissa and says that she should stop seeing Ernie. Meanwhile, Robbie is working on a school project but he has girls do all the work. Melissa tricks Ernie into giving her a colorful exotic stamp from his album. Once she has the stamp she wants, the friendship is over. Chip finds a way to get Ernie's stamp back from Melissa. | ||||||
| 212 | 28 | "The State vs. Chip Douglas" | James V. Kern | Leo and Pauline Townsend | March 31, 1966 | 6528 |
| Ernie notices that a rare coin in his collection is missing and accuses Chip of using it to pay for a postage due. Chip insists that he knows what the rare coin looks like and he didn't take it. Ernie is mad because he thinks everyone is taking Chips side. An impromptu trial is held with a jury of the boys friends. While the jury is deliberating, Ernie finds the coin in his room and realizes Chip was innocent all along. Ernie tells Steve he found the coin and Steve says they need to go tell Chip. Before they can do that the jury comes back and Chip is acquitted. Ernie thinks Chip will be really mad at him when he finds out about the coin, but Chip isn't. Flip Mark as Fitzgibbons. Charles Herbert as Ralph. | ||||||
| 213 | 29 | "A Hunk of Hardware" | James V. Kern | Gail Ingram Clement | April 7, 1966 | 6529 |
| Steve comes home with a trophy he won at a golf outing and sets it on the trophy mantle. Ernie realizes the every member of the family has a trophy except him. Even Tramp has a trophy. Ernie decides to try and win one at an upcoming track meet, but he comes in last. He tells Steve that he's a born loser and he'll understand if they don't want him in the family anymore. Robbie and Chip stage a race that will guarantee Ernie wins and he brings home a giant trophy. Steve knows that Robbie and Chip meant well, but he feels he has to tell Ernie the truth. Ernie does eventually win a trophy on his own. Stephen McEveety as a Boy. | ||||||
| 214 | 30 | "The Wrong Robbie" | James V. Kern | George Tibbles | April 14, 1966 | 6530 |
| A lot of people at school seem to be mad at Robbie, and he doesn't know why. Robbie is trying to figure out who or what is behind it, but he keeps coming up empty. Then he spots another student named Douglas Frasier who looks exactly like him. Douglas even admits that he is the one causing all the trouble. Robbie's plan to talk and dress like Doug and get him in trouble backfires. Both boys are brought before the Dean of Men (Walter Reed). Douglas tells the Dean that he got Robbie in trouble for the fun of it. In the end, they find out why Douglas rebels the way he does. Mike Minor provided the deep voice of Robbie's mischievous doppelgänger. Fredd Wayne as Dr. Killebrew. Sarah Selby as Dean of Women. Eve McVeagh as Clara Frasier. Melinda Casey as Julie. | ||||||
| 215 | 31 | "The Wheels" | James V. Kern | John McGreevey | April 21, 1966 | 6531 |
| To impress campus queen Linda June Mitchell (Sherry Jackson), Robbie lets her drive his car. She winds up getting a ticket for going through a red light. So Linda June's dad doesn't ground her, Robbie offers to pay the ticket. With Steve out of town, Robbie borrows the $16 for the ticket from Uncle Charley. Charley will give him the money, but to teach Robbie to be more responsible, he won't be able to use his car for a week. Robbie is now afraid that he will lose Linda June to Brad Parmenter, who has a fancy new car. Though she's hesitant at first, Robbie convinces Linda to let him walk her home. They actually both have a very nice time. Robbie and Linda June soon discover that dating without a car can be as equally fun as driving. | ||||||
| 216 | 32 | "London Memories" | James V. Kern | George Tibbles | April 28, 1966 | 6532 |
| The family has returned from London and since then Steve has been acting depressed. Robbie has a talk with Steve and suggests that he is under too much pressure at work. This goes on for a while and the family keeps trying to figure out what's wrong with Steve. Chip finds a picture of Louise Allen (Anna Lee), a beautiful widow that Steve met in London. Steve spent a lot of time with her and became quite fond of Louise. Chip realizes Steve's sad mood is because he misses her. Chip gives Steve some advise that actually makes Steve feel better. Nora Marlowe as Mrs. Carsten. Ben Wright as Sir Walter Marsden. | ||||||
Season 7 (1966–67)
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | Prod. code |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 217 | 1 | "Stag at Bay" | James V. Kern | Elroy Schwartz | September 15, 1966 | 6601 |
| Steve attends a bachelor party for older co-worker Fergie (William Keene) and is expecting just a simple dinner. However, a girl dancer named Flame LaRose (Leslie Parrish) was hired. Just as Steve and Dave Welch (John Howard) want to leave, the party is raided by the police. Steve reluctantly helps Flame slip out the back and takes her to her hotel. When Steve finds out that Flame can't get into her room because she owes the hotel money, he takes her home. There he learns that her real name is Margaret Smith and he gives her money. Ernie sees her and the next morning Steve has to explain what happened. Margaret comes by to thank Steve for his help and tells him that she is going to straighten her life out. Gil Lamb as Tom. | ||||||
| 218 | 2 | "Fly Away Home" | James V. Kern | James B. Allardice & Gail Ingram | September 22, 1966 | 6602 |
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Steve is preparing to fly to Kansas City for a business trip. He realizes he could drive and take time to stop at the town where he grew up. Steve decides to take the whole family on the trip with him. While visiting the house he grew up in, Steve runs into old friend Betty Reynolds (Ann McCrea), who lives there now. Chip and Ernie wander around town asking people if they remember Steve. Steve dines with his old girlfriend Ellen Kiefer (Virginia Grey), her surly husband Ed (Dave Willock) and their obnoxious children in their messy house. Charles Herbert as Eddie. Burt Mustin as Elderly Man. Percy Helton as Second Man. Irene Tedrow as Mrs. Travers. Pamelyn Ferdin as Roseann. Note: Mike is referred to by name for the last time in the series. | ||||||
| 219 | 3 | "Forget Me Not" | James V. Kern | Joseph Hoffman | September 29, 1966 | 6603 |
| Steve gets a letter from Florence Glendenny (Joan Caulfield) who he supposedly dated a long time ago who says she'll be in town and would like to get together. She appears to remember an awful lot about Steve including his likes and dislikes, and keeps calling him Stevie. On the other hand, try as he might, Steve does not remember her at all. Florence mentions that she is a widower and she wonders what life would've been like had she married Steve. After a few dates, Florence tells Steve the reason she came to town was to decide if she will marry a man named Howard or marry Steve. A panicked Steve is about to tell Florence that he doesn't remember her, when she says she's decided to marry Howard. Florence tells Steve that she hopes he'll be able to forget her. | ||||||
| 220 | 4 | "Good Guys Finish Last" | James V. Kern | Henry Garson & Edmund Beloin | October 6, 1966 | 6604 |
| The Father and Son dinner at the Junior High is coming up. Dave Welch suggests as after dinner entertainment a Father and Son quiz show. Dave, Steve and Ray Wong (Benson Fong) are to compete against theirs sons Chip, Dave Welch Jr. (Jay North) and Preston. The sons easily beat the fathers. Mr. Reynolds (John Hubbard) from the local TV station heard about the quiz and would like to televise a rematch. The fathers decide that they need to study so as not to be embarrassed again. Because they are confident that they will win, the boys decide to lose on purpose so the fathers won't look bad on TV. During the quiz, Steve begins to suspect that the boys are letting the fathers win. During a break, Steve tells the boys to play to win and that's what they do. Joan Vohs as Miss Terry. | ||||||
| 221 | 5 | "Arrivederci Robbie" | James V. Kern | John McGreevey | October 13, 1966 | 6605 |
| Robbie's friend Joe invites him to a family party to meet his cousin Nina from Italy. Not quite familiar with the Italian customs, Robbie finds himself engaged, after walking Nina through a park unchaperoned. Meanwhile, Chip goes through a rigorous initiation for a secret society only to learn that there is no secret society. His friend Floyd (Donald Losby) pulled a prank on him. Joe's father Vincenzo Marino (Jay Novello) comes over to speak with Steve and Robbie. Vincenzo says it's a matter of family honor and Steve says that the choice should be made by Robbie and Nina. Vincenzo gets a call telling him that Nina has run off because she doesn't want to marry Robbie. Nina finds a way to stay in the country without getting married. Renata Vanni as Anna. | ||||||
| 222 | 6 | "If at First" | James V. Kern | Edmund Beloin & Henry Garson | October 20, 1966 | 6606 |
| Steve is getting a parking ticket from meter maid Vickie Malone (Yvonne Craig). Turns out Vickie and Robbie go to school together and she is coming over for dinner that night. Despite that, she gives Steve a second ticket for having an expired license. When he goes to renew his license, Steve fails the written test. Robbie lends Steve a driving manual to study. Steve fails the test a second time. Chip and Ernie try to cheer Steve up. Robbie tells Steve that he flunked the second time because he gave Steve an old manual. Steve is happy because his sons still like and respect him even though he failed. Kathryn Minner as Old Lady. | ||||||
| 223 | 7 | "Robbie's Underground Movie" | James V. Kern | John McGreevey | November 3, 1966 | 6607 |
| Robbie and Gina Rose (Linda Foster) are taking a cinema class together. Robbie is having a hard time understanding the very avant garde films the classmates are making. Robbie and Gina Rose decide to make a movie together and use the Douglas family as their subject. They will film all the dull conformities that go on in the house and then film Gina Rose as the interesting part of life. While editing the film, Robbie realizes that all the scenes with Gina are really bad and need to be cut. Robbie asks Steve how should he tell Gina and Steve tells him to just be honest. Everyone in the class really likes the family film, except Gina Rose, of course. Johnny Washbrook as Davidson. Paul Sorensen as Policeman. | ||||||
| 224 | 8 | "Fiddler Under the Roof" | James V. Kern | Austin & Irma Kalish | November 10, 1966 | 6608 |
| For entertainment, the family decides to play music together. Everyone has an instrument to play, except for Ernie. Steve and Charley feel bad that Ernie is left out. Charley decides to teach Ernie how to play the violin. After two months, Ernie shows no improvement. Charley then takes Ernie to Professor Lombardi (Leon Belasco), a professional violin teacher. Things don't go any better there. To cheer Ernie up, Chip sets up a recital and makes sure the kids know to applaud a lot. Ernie finds out the kids were told to applaud and feels even worse. Steve finds a way to make Ernie feel better. Jerry Hausner as Mr. Sprankle. | ||||||
| 225 | 9 | "Happy Birthday, World" | James V. Kern | John McGreevey | November 17, 1966 | 6609 |
| Steve is away on a business trip but wants to be home by the 12th as that is his birthday. Robbie decides to earn extra money by starting a birthday cake delivery service at his college. When he starts to get overwhelmed with orders, Robbie asks Chip and Ernie to help make deliveries. Charlie says that he can bake the cakes for less money, but things get too busy for him as well. Steve comes home and is confronted by Mr. Rhodes (Richard Bull) from the Health Department. Steve learns that Robbie has hired employees and a lawyer for his business. Meanwhile the family has forgotten Steve's own birthday. Things get out of hand, there's a cake and pie tossing fight in the Douglas' kitchen, and Robbie decides to give up the business. Brenda Benet as Elyse Haines. Carleton Young as Mr. Haines. Mimi Gibson as Carol. | ||||||
| 226 | 10 | "The Awkward Age" | James V. Kern | Joseph Hoffman | December 1, 1966 | 6610 |
| Robbie isn't doing well in his chemistry class and hires a tutor recommended by his professor, Terrence Baker (Robert Brubaker). The tutor turns out to be a beautiful older woman named Jeri Harper (Susan Oliver). Jeri is out on a date with Don Lennox (Laurence Haddon) and winds up meeting Steve. Steve tells Robbie that he has a date with Jeri, even though she is a little younger. Robbie doesn't say anything, but he is not happy because he is attracted to Jeri, despite her being a little older. Steve is stuck at the office and asks Robbie to fill in for his date with Jeri. Robbie asks Jeri how she feels about people marrying despite differences in age. Jeri mentions this to Steve as she thought Robbie meant her and Steve getting married. Both Steve and Robbie decide to not see Jerri anymore. | ||||||
| 227 | 11 | "A Real Nice Time" | James V. Kern | Elroy Schwartz | December 8, 1966 | 6611 |
| Chip wins a date with teen movie star Nan Summers (Sherry Alberoni), thanks to Ernie, who had requested a photo of her as a birthday present for Chip. The perky actress comes to the Douglas's house with the studio's publicity man Bob Jonley (Tommy Noonan). They take a lot of pictures where Chip has to look excited to meet her. Later, when Nan arrives for the date, Bob brings along the camera man and a noisy group of fans. Chip becomes disenchanted by all the attention she is getting and doesn't really have a good time on the date. The next day Nan comes to the house by herself. She tells Chip that she knows he didn't have any fun on the date and would he like to do something with her now. Chip has a great time with Nan and tells the family what a really nice girl she is. | ||||||
| 228 | 12 | "A Falling Star" | James V. Kern | Story by : Dorothy Cooper Foote Teleplay by : Dorothy Cooper Foote & Joseph Hoffman | December 15, 1966 | 6612 |
| While on a business trip, Steve and Dave Welch go to see a lounge singer named Claudia Farrell (Jaye P. Morgan). Steve and Dave are old fans of hers and are surprised how small the audience is. Claudia tells Steve that the club is letting her go because her style of music just isn't popular anymore. Steve talks her into coming to Bryant Park to learn a hipper music style from Robbie's band. At first Robbie is not thrilled with the idea, but he agrees to work with her. The band invites her onstage at their next gig. The kids in the audience are skeptical at first, but soon dig the new singer. | ||||||
| 229 | 13 | "Tramp or Ernie" | James V. Kern | Gail Ingram Clement | December 22, 1966 | 6613 |
| Ernie learns that the person with the least seniority at his father's company has been laid off. Steve says that it is unfortunate, but that is just how it goes sometimes. After sneezing all day, the family thinks that Ernie may be allergic to Tramp. Steve takes Ernie to see Dr. Parker (Bill Quinn), who confirms Ernie's allergy. Because Tramp has seniority with the family, Ernie decides to leave home. Ernie sees Mrs. Willis (Shirley O'Hara) at the Family Service Center hoping to find a new family to adopt him. Steve tells Ernie there's no seniority when it comes to family and they'll work something out. | ||||||
| 230 | 14 | "Grandma's Girl" | James V. Kern | Dorothy Cooper Foote | December 29, 1966 | 6614 |
| It seems everyone in the family can pick up the phone and get a date, except Chip. Chip wants to take Gail, a girl from school, to a party but her old-fashioned Grandma (Jeanette Nolan) thinks she's too young to date. Charley rents a horse and buggy for Chip when they learn Grandma doesn't think cars are safe. Chip comes by and visits with Grandma but finds that once he stirs up her old memories, it's not going to be easy to get out of the house. Chip calls up Charley and hints that he come by and help. Charley drops by, spends time with Grandma, and Chip and Gail go to the party. Terry Burnham plays the girl, Gail McGee, the granddaughter and Chip's interest. | ||||||
| 231 | 15 | "You Saw a What?" | James V. Kern | Story by : James Allardice Teleplay by : Eugene Thompson & Joseph Hoffman | January 5, 1967 | 6615 |
| Ernie's excited reports of seeing a flying saucer are received with skepticism. The next day he not only sees the weird vehicle again, but he snaps some pictures of it. After Steve gets them developed, he immediately takes the photos to the government. Gen. Carstairs (Alan Baxter) explains that what Ernie saw was a new top secret Air Force project that had a malfunction. Carstairs would like Steve to tell Ernie that there is nothing on the pictures as they want the project kept quiet. Steve wants to tell Ernie the truth and explain that he can't say anything about the project. Meanwhile, Ernie had made plans to go on TV and show the pictures. Ernie does the TV interview with Jim King (Del Moore). Ernie tells Jim that the pictures didn't turn out, but he saw a flying saucer with little green men inside. Ernie gets teased at school, but he knows he did the right thing. | ||||||
| 232 | 16 | "Both Your Houses" | James V. Kern | John McGreevey | January 12, 1967 | 6616 |
| A new family moves in next door to the Douglases. A widowed mother and her three children, plus Aunt Maude. It's not long before the Douglas family members are at odds with their next-door-neighbor counterparts. However, Robbie is delighted when he finds out that college classmate Peggy has moved in next door. The pair immediately go to work on a joint assignment for their Shakespeare class. Robbie plays Romeo to her Juliet when a feud between the two families seems imminent. The two families believe that Robbie and Peggy may have eloped. But in fact the two set Shakespearean dialog into modern songs and play them for the families. Jackie DeShannon, Kevin Corcoran, Constance Moore and Elvia Allman play the neighbors in this episode. | ||||||
| 233 | 17 | "My Pal Dad" | James V. Kern | Phil Leslie | January 19, 1967 | 6617 |
| Steve and Robbie each make plans for Saturday. They both forget that trout season starts then, which means it's time for their annual fishing trip together. Charley reminds Steve about the fishing. Robbie hates fishing, but can't bring himself to tell his dad, who loves it. Meanwhile, Ernie would love to go along. Steve tells him his chance will come some time in the future. Robbie and Chip talk about how much each of them hate fishing. A reluctant Robbie goes on the trip and Ernie learns that he is considered a true Douglas family member because he can wait his turn. | ||||||
| 234 | 18 | "TV or Not TV" | James V. Kern | John McGreevey | January 26, 1967 | 6618 |
| Steve is away at a seminar. Robbie tells the family that he is producing a TV show at college. The current shows are not doing well, so they need to come up with something better. At a meeting about the shows, a cynical Vanessa Harrington (Jenny Maxwell) suggests doing a show with more reality to it. Meanwhile, after Chip and Ernie argue about what to watch, Charley bans TV for one week. As the days go by, Charley starts to have second thoughts about the TV ban. The family reality show that Vanessa wrote is a flop with viewers. Robbie tells Vanessa that if the show is what her family is really like, he feels sorry for her. Johnny Washbrook as Ferris. | ||||||
| 235 | 19 | "My Dad, the Athlete" | James V. Kern | Ray Singer | February 2, 1967 | 6619 |
| Ernie's friends brag about what great athletes their fathers are, and agree to compare sports trophies. The only trophy Ernie can find is one Steve got for debating. The boys decide that the fathers will compete in a 2-mile cross country race on Saturday. Steve tells Ernie that he won't race. Joe Linden (Herbert Anderson) tells Steve that he doesn't want to race either, but his son really expects him to. Ernie finally talks Steve into running. The fathers get together to discuss the race. As they are all out of shape, they come up with a plan to make it look as though they ran the whole race. But, the boys throw a wrench in the plan when they decide to ride along on their bikes. Ernie understands when Steve lets Joe win the race since his son needs the boost in self esteem more than Ernie. Bill Zuckert as Harry McCracken. | ||||||
| 236 | 20 | "The Good Earth" | James V. Kern | Tom Adair & John Elliotte | February 9, 1967 | 6620 |
| The family has been doing things for Uncle Charley and he would like to do something for them. He sees an add in the paper for a vacation lot a new real estate development. When the family drives up to see the lot that Charley bought, they realize that nothing has been built yet. They wander around the forest and open land and Charlie twists his ankle. Robbie finds what they believe is Charley's lot, and surprisingly, it has an old cabin on it. Turns out it's belongs to Jesse Prouty (Doodles Weaver) and his country family and Charley's lot is next to it. Charley signed a contract, but Steve finds a way to get out of it. Herb Vigran as Caretaker. Kaye Elhardt as Receptionist. | ||||||
| 237 | 21 | "My Son, the Bullfighter" | James V. Kern | Elroy Schwartz | February 16, 1967 | 6621 |
| Robbie's Spanish class is introduced to Manuello (Alejandro Rey), a bullfighter. Robbie becomes jealous when his girlfriend Gretchen Williams (Heather North) is infatuated with Manuello. Gretchen, Robbie and Manuello go to a farm to see a bull. Robbie tries to impress Gretchen by confronting the killer bull with no knowledge about the sport whatsoever. When the bull charges at him, Robbie runs away. Word gets around about what happened and Robbie is embarrassed. After practicing at home and to prove he's not a coward, Robbie goes back to the farm. What he doesn't know is that this time he is trying out his skills on the farmer's pet bull, who is tame, completely harmless and disinterested. But, Robbie walks away with an air of courage and confidence. Walter Sande as Art. William Boyett as Cowboy. | ||||||
| 238 | 22 | "The Best Man" | James V. Kern & James Sheldon | Edmund Beloin & Henry Garson | February 23, 1967 | 6622 |
| Robbie prepares to ask exchange student Denise Dubose (Marianna Hill), who he's fallen in love with, to marry him. Robbie tells his teacher and friend Tom Hayden that Steve has found a part time job for him. Just as Robbie is about to ask Denise, she tells him that Tom popped the question the night before, and she accepted. Tom asks Robbie to be best man at the wedding. Without Robbie knowing, the Douglas home will host the wedding and Steve will give the bride away. The day of the wedding Robbie has a talk with Denise. He wants to know that if he had asked first, would she have said yes to him. Denise tells Robbie that she loves him, but as a brother. Robbie feels better knowing that Tom didn't steal Denise away from him. | ||||||
| 239 | 23 | "Now, in My Day" | James V. Kern & James Sheldon | Story by : Doug Tibbles Teleplay by : Gail Ingram Clement & Doug Tibbles | March 2, 1967 | 6623 |
| Chip has been going steady with Debbie Martin. Chip's class is having a school dance with a 1930's theme. The boy students are supposed to bring their mother and the girls their father. Chip's friend Frank is dating Marcia Billings (Susan Gordon) who doesn't have a father. Chip and Frank come up with the plan to have Chip go with Marcia' mother, Nancy Billings (Mary LaRoche), and Marcia to go with Steve. Problems arise when Chip has a few dances with Marcia and they start to like each other. Chip tells Frank that he won't see Marcia again. But, they get thrown together when Nancy comes over to discuss another class dance with Steve. At the next dance, Chip winds up with Marcia and Frank winds up with Debbie. Sidney Clute as Milt. Marcia Mae Jones as Vera Billings. | ||||||
| 240 | 24 | "Melinda" | James V. Kern & James Sheldon | Joseph Hoffman | March 9, 1967 | 6624 |
| Steve would like to take out Natalie Hendricks (Coleen Gray), who has a teenage daughter, Melinda (Morgan Brittany). Steve asks Chip to go on a double date with Melinda. Afterwards, Chip tells Ernie that Melinda was kind of "spooky". Chip is supposed to go to the dance with Geraldine. But, pushy Melinda tells Chip that the two of them are going steady and he is taking her. Chip pretends to get along with her, so that Steve has an easier time when dating Natalie. Natalie calls Steve and tells him she thinks Chip and Melinda are to young to go steady. Knowing it will break Chip's heart, Steve still tells him he shouldn't go out with Melinda. A thrilled Chip explains to Steve why he was putting up with Melinda. | ||||||
| 241 | 25 | "Charley O' the Seven Seas" | James V. Kern & James Sheldon | Joseph Hoffman | March 16, 1967 | 6625 |
| Enrie's teacher, Verna Benson (Jan Clayton), treats him like a teacher's pet and Ernie doesn't like it. Because Steve is out of town, Ernie hopes that Charley can find a way for Miss Benson to be mad at him. Ernie had earlier written a report about all of Charlie's seaman stories. When Charlie goes to see Verna, they wind up talking about his travels and not Ernie. Charlie agrees to tell his seafaring stories to a group of teachers and he exaggerates a bit. Verna tells Charley that she quit her job and asks him to marry her and travel to Pango Pango. Charley lets her know that he can't do it because of the Douglas family. Because it's the chance of a life time for her, Verna decides to go by herself. She thanks Charley for the inspiration. Lillian Bronson as Mrs. Benson. | ||||||
| 242 | 26 | "Help, the Gypsies Are Coming!" | James V. Kern & James Sheldon | Cynthia Lindsay | March 23, 1967 | 6626 |
| Ernie's new schoolmate Lazlo is a gypsy whose family lives in a camp outside of town. Ernie invites Lazlo over for dinner. When Lazlo arrives, he brings along his father, Boris Chaputnik (Kurt Kasznar), and grandmother, Madame Olga. Boris and Olga accept the Douglas family into their tribe. The Gypsy tribe then camps out on the Douglas lawn. After Lazlo thanks Steve, Steve decides to let them stay the night. When Steve comes home from work the next day, many things are missing from the house. The Gypsies come back with everything they had taken. Turns out they were just repairing the items. Steve feels bad for doubting the Gypsies, but Boris forgives him. Stuart Nisbet as Policeman. | ||||||
| 243 | 27 | "Ernie's Folly" | James V. Kern & James Sheldon | Austin and Irma Kalish | March 30, 1967 | 6627 |
| Ernie has to come up with a project for the school science fair and is counting on Steve's help. Ernie is disappointed when Steve refuses to help him. He decides to make a battery powered clock. Ernie thinks he's finish the clock, but it doesn't work. Steve tells him to stick with it. At the science fair one can tell that all the other kids had their parents help them. Even though his clock didn't work, Ernie was the only one that could explain how it was put together. Afterwards, Steve tells Ernie that he should still be proud, because he tried and did it himself. Teddy Eccles as Greg. | ||||||
| 244 | 28 | "Ernie's Crowd" | James V. Kern & James Sheldon | John McGreevey | April 6, 1967 | 6628 |
| When Chip and a friend want to visit some girls, Ernie tags along and the girls spend most of their time with him. Robbie takes Ernie out for a soda. Robbie's friend Carole (Julie Parrish) sits with them and finds Ernie very charming. The next time Robbie goes to see Carole, Ernie tags along. Robbie and Chip now try to avoid Ernie. Steve takes Ernie bird watching with Helen Mitchell (Lynn Borden). Helen enjoys having Ernie with them. Now Steve tries to avoid Ernie. Charlie takes Ernie to a movie with Frieda. Frieda likes having Ernie around. Charlie tells Ernie to quit tagging along with everyone. Feeling bad, the family cancel their individual plans and spend the evening with Ernie. Bobby Diamond as Scuba. | ||||||
| 245 | 29 | "Ernie and the O'Grady" | James V. Kern & James Sheldon | Dorothy Cooper Foote | April 13, 1967 | 6629 |
| Ernie meets homeless man Edward Alexander O'Grady (Eddie Foy Jr.) in the park. The next day, Ernie invites Edward over for dinner. Steve and Charley are a little surprised by Ernie's guest. Charley sees Edward for the vagabond that he is, but Steve says they can be polite to him for one night. Ernie invites Edward to stay the night and Edward hints that he may stay a couple weeks. Steve comes up with a plan to get Edward to leave. Steve has Ernie suggest to Edward that he do some work around the house. The plan works and Edward sneaks out without saying goodbye. Ernie comes to realize the kind of man Edward is and the things he is missing by not being in a family. Paul Sorensen as Policeman Kelly. | ||||||
| 246 | 30 | "The Sky Is Falling" | James V. Kern | Danny Simon | April 20, 1967 | 6630 |
| Robbie runs into Al Morgan (Steve Franken), who dropped out of school the year before. Al offers Robbie a job as a part-time real estate agent. Robbie starts to do really well, but it takes up a lot of his time. Steve learns that Robbie is now flunking some of his classes. To Steve's dismay, Robbie tells him that he is quitting school. Robbie is about to make another sale when a torrential rain storm revealed that the home he is showing has a hidden flaw. He decides it's better to be honest and shows the couple the problem. Afterwards, Robbie tells Steve he's going back to school. Betty Lynn as Lois Bradley. Victoria Carroll as Gwen. Catherine Ferrar as Eloise. | ||||||
| 247 | 31 | "So Long Charley, Hello" | James V. Kern | Edmund Beloin & Henry Garson | April 27, 1967 | 6631 |
| Cappy Engstrom (James Gregory), an old merchant marine shipmate, comes to visit Charley. He's going into the charter boat fishing business in Florida and wants Charley to join him. Charley wants to go, but realizes the Douglas family needs him. Steve tells the family that they should make Charley feel as though it's OK for him to go. At the airport, Charley has second thoughts and decides to stay home. Thinking that Charley still wants to go, Steve tells the family to pretend that they are fully capable of taking care of themselves. But before Charley can leave again, Ernie says he wants him to stay. The rest of the family agrees. Charley stays home and confesses he was only leaving because he thought the family wanted him to. Elsie Baker as Spinster. | ||||||
| 248 | 32 | "Weekend in Paradise" | Jsmes V. Kern | George Tibbles & Edmund Hartmann | May 11, 1967 | 6632 |
| Steve's company sends him and the entire family on a business trip to Hawaii. At the hotel Robbie runs into Judy Leslie (Susan Seaforth Hayes), a girl he knew back home. Charley looks up Nani, a girl he knew back in his merchant marine days. He has forgotten that she has aged quite a bit since he last saw her. After she mentions marriage, Charley quickly leaves. Ernie is selling pineapple juice he got from the hotel until a Policeman (Mel Prestidge) tells him to stop. Nani and her two brothers find Charley at a Luau and Charley makes another quick exit. Even at the airport, Charley is afraid of being caught by Nani. Richard Loo as Mr. Chang. | ||||||
Season 8 (1967–68)
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | Prod. code |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 249 | 1 | "Moving Day" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | September 9, 1967 | 6701 |
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Steve gets transferred to California. They soon feel that the people in California, including their neighbors, are not very friendly. Steve reminisces about the early days at their old home. Robbie meets a very friendly Katie Miller (Tina Cole) at his new college. Steve finalley talks to Jan Dearing (Joan Vohs), his neighbor. It turns out that they had just moved in as well. The two families have a barbecue together and Robbie has a vision of Katie in a wedding dress. Kathleen Freeman as Lady Checker. Don Brodie as Male Driver. Note: My Three Sons moved from Thursdays to Saturdays on CBS. | ||||||
| 250 | 2 | "Robbie Loves Katie" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | September 16, 1967 | 2245-0663 |
| Charley feels that Robbie is taking things too seriously with Katie and thinks he should see other girls. Steve has a talk with him and Robbie says he'll tell Katie they should see other people. But, instead of breaking up, Robbie proposes and Katie accepts. Robbie has second thoughts, but still can't find a way to end it with her. Deep down Robbie still cares for Katie. Robbie asks Steve for his help. Even Steve can't bring himself to say something to Katie. Because of something that Ernie says, Katie finds out what Rob's original intent was and runs off. Steve tells Katie how Robbie really feels and the two are back together. | ||||||
| 251 | 3 | "Inspection of the Groom" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | September 23, 1967 | 2245-0653 |
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Katie informs her sorority sisters that she is marrying Robbie in two weeks. The girls decide to do some research into him and come up with some mis-leading information. Katie's mother arrives from out of town. She arranges a get together with Robbie and some of Katie's family members. Steve explains that they will be looking him over to see if he is good enough for Katie. Katie's Grandma Collins gives Robbie her seal of approval. Note: Joan Tompkins makes her first of nine appearances as Katie's mother and Kathryn Givney the first of four appearances as Katie's grandmother. | ||||||
| 252 | 4 | "Countdown to Marriage" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | September 30, 1967 | 2245-0658 |
| It's the day before Robbie and Katie's wedding and things start to go wrong. Tramp runs away and can't be found. The dressmaker sends the wrong gown and bridesmaids dresses to the Douglas house. Then that evening, Robbie and Katie have a fight and decide to call off the wedding. Steve goes to talk to Katie but doesn't get too far. After Robbie comes by, Katie's grandmother intercedes, asking each if they love each other. Katie doesn't respond, but Robbie says he loves Katie. That's all Katie needs to hear. They reconcile and the wedding is back on. Meanwhile, Clark (Gil Rogers), Robbie's best man, falls ill and Chip is recruited to take his place. Mimi Gibson as Ellie. | ||||||
| 253 | 5 | "Wedding Bells" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | October 7, 1967 | 2245-0668 |
| The Douglas clan oversleeps on Robbie and Katie's wedding day and chaos reigns as they get ready. They do, however, make it to the church on time. Tramp was missing but arrives at the church just in time for the ceremony. The wedding goes off without a hitch. At the reception at the Douglas house, Ernie catches the wedding bouquet. Later in Robbie's empty room, Steve and Charley reflect on how fast Robbie has turned into a man. | ||||||
| 254 | 6 | "The Homecoming" | Fred de Cordova | Lois Hire | October 14, 1967 | 2245-0652 |
| Robbie and Katie return from their honeymoon. Both Katie and the Douglas clan have to make some adjustments now that Katie has moved in. But it seems that Katie is having a harder time fitting in. Steve has a talk with Katie about how it was when he was first married and she feels much better. | ||||||
| 255 | 7 | "My Wife, the Waitress" | Fred de Cordova | Henry Garson & Edmond Beloin | October 21, 1967 | 2245-0655 |
| Ernie let's it slip to Katie that Robbie is buying her a gift for their four-week anniversary. To raise money to buy Robbie a nice gift, Katie gets a part time job as a waitress. But she has to keep it a secret from Robbie. On her first day at work, Katie has to fill in for the cigarette girl and wear a skimpy outfit. Robbie's friend Tom has won a free lunch at the restaurant. Robbie blows his top when he sees how Katie is dressed and leaves. At home, the two have an argument. Steve intervenes to patch things up between the newlyweds. Dick Wilson as Maitre D'. Kaye Elhardt as Sharon, the Hat Check Girl. | ||||||
| 256 | 8 | "The Chameleon" | Fred de Cordova | Douglas Tibbles | October 28, 1967 | 2245-0660 |
| Steve leaves for a business trip and leaves Robbie and Katie in charge. Ernie is having a hard time finding a friend. Ernie meets Mike at school. Mike likes to pull childish pranks that upset the Douglas family. Everyone thinks that Ernie should stop seeing Mike, but Katie wants to give him another chance. Mike reveals to the family the she is a girl named Michelle. Now that Ernie knows Mike is a girl, he wants nothing to do with her. Robbie goes to talk to Mike's parents only to learn that Mike doesn't have a mother. Michelle's father Jack (Paul Picerni) treats her like his son rather than his daughter. Katie helps Michelle bring out her feminine side and Ernie decides to be friends with her. | ||||||
| 257 | 9 | "Designing Woman" | Fred de Cordova | Paul West | November 4, 1967 | 2245-0670 |
| Harve Gregory (Tyler McVey) assigns attractive lady engineer Eileen Talbot (Oscar-winner Anne Baxter) to help Steve on a rush project. Everyone in the family really likes Eileen. Only level-headed Katie recognizes her as a manipulating woman. Katie tries to subtly explain to Steve how she feels about Eileen. The project that Steve and Eileen were working on gets the go ahead. Steve's birthday is Saturday and he asks Eileen to stop by. Steve introduces Eileen to Ed Shelton (Robert Carson), the executive vice president of the company. Steve must have known what Katie was trying to say, because Eileen immediately fawns all over Ed. The rest of the family now see what Katie meant. | ||||||
| 258 | 10 | "Ernie, the Bluebeard" | Fred de Cordova | Douglas Tibbles | November 11, 1967 | 2245-0662 |
| Ernie innocently gives Connie Farmer his picture. She assumes they are going together and wants him to take her to the upcoming "Gym Dandy" school dance. Because he traded something with Sylvia Walters (pre-Brady Bunch Maureen McCormick), she expects the same thing. Chip suggests Ernie be honest and tell the girls he doesn't want to go to the dance with them. Ernie has a Romeo and Juliet dream. Mrs. Farmer comes by, talks to Ernie and insists he take Connie to the dance. Jim Walters (John Bryant) calls Steve and wants Ernie to take Sylvia. Ernie learns that both girls are showing up at the Douglas home the night of the dance. Chip steps in to escort Connie, who is thrilled to be with an older man. Ernie then escorts Sylvia. After the dance, Steve tells Chip how proud he is of him. | ||||||
| 259 | 11 | "The Heartbeat" | Fred de Cordova | Bernard Rothman | November 18, 1967 | 6711 |
| Steve is away on a business trip. The rest of the Douglas men are going to a sporting event and Robbie tells Katie they'll be home by 11:00. Katie is awoken by a late night storm and realizes it's after 1:00 am. She calls the stadium and the Night Watchman (Guy Wilkerson) tells her everyone was out of there by 11:00. Katie then hears what seems to be a loud heartbeat sound. She calls Steve in a panic, but he calms her down. The Douglas men finally come home and Katie tells them what she heard. Later that night, everyone else also hears the heartbeat. Charlie learns that the original owner died in the home. The next night there is another storm and the heartbeat noise returns. This time it's the Douglas men that panic. Steve returns home and after hearing the sound, he has a simple explanation for it. Olan Soule as Dr. Smallwood. | ||||||
| 260 | 12 | "The Computer Picnic" | Fred de Cordova | Douglas Tibbles | November 25, 1967 | 2245-0667 |
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Chip's class uses a computer to get dates with kids from another school for the upcoming "computer picnic". Meanwhile, Ernie takes Tramp to obedience school. Chip is excited to be matched up with a Marlene Hendrix. That all changes when he meets her and sees that she's a foot taller than he is. Steve says that Chip shouldn't hurt Marlene's feelings and still go to the picnic with her. Marlene can tell Chip is uncomfortable with the situation and suggests that they maybe trade dates. So Chip and his buddies get together and swap their dates. Chip ends up trading dates with his much taller friend, Marv. Chip gets along great with his new date, Angela Mason. Ernie uses his own money to get a little boy a dog. The boy's father comes by to thank Ernie. Kevin Brodie as Carl Murchinson. Paul O'Keefe as Norman. Billy Booth as Jack. Note: Ed Begley Jr. makes his first screen appearance in a bit part as Chip's classmate Marv. | ||||||
| 261 | 13 | "The Aunt Who Came to Dinner" | Fred de Cordova | William Raynor & Myles Wilder | December 2, 1967 | 6713 |
| Katie's snooty Aunt Cecile Blackman (Marsha Hunt) visits the Douglas home. Katie doesn't say it, but she is clearly not thrilled to have her aunt visit. Steve has to go away on business, so Charley offers Steve's room to Cecile. It's not long before Cecile rearranges their furniture and annoyingly disrupts their lives. She even starts to cause some friction between Katie and Robbie. Katie finally tells Cecile that though she means well, her meddling is causing problems. Cecile now feels bad. Charley has a talk with her and tells her how when he first moved in, he did the same things. Cecile comes to realize she doesn't have to over do things and everything will be much better. | ||||||
| 262 | 14 | "Leaving the Nest" | Fred de Cordova | Peggy Elliott | December 9, 1967 | 6714 |
| Everyone in the Douglas household finds that they are getting in each other's way a lot more often. This causes minor and major irritations to arise. Robbie and Katie move temporarily into a borrowed apartment while their friends are away. The family comes to visit and finds the apartment quite cramped. Robbie and Katie's life is complicated by the absence of a coffee pot, a pull-down bed that won't go up, and the lack of a television set, among many other things. Robbie and Katie wind up coming back to the Douglas household many times to borrow things. It's not long before they find that they miss what they had at home and move back. | ||||||
| 263 | 15 | "You're Driving Me Crazy" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | December 16, 1967 | 6715 |
| Chip is so nervous about taking his driving test that Katie decides to help by taking the test with him. Katie asks Rob to teach her to drive, but she has a hard time learning from him. Katie then asks Steve to teach her. When Steve goes out with Chip, Chip drives like a maniac. Both eventually pass their driving tests. Steve lets each of them borrow his car. A mysterious huge scratch winds up on the car and neither Chip nor Katie are willing to take the blame. Roy Wells (George N. Neise) comes by with his son Roger and tells Steve that Roger is responsible for the scratch. The Douglases are taken aback at the way the Roy berates his son for being so careless. Chip thanks Steve for not acting the way Roy did. | ||||||
| 264 | 16 | "Liverpool Saga" | Fred de Cordova | Freddy Rhea | December 23, 1967 | 6716 |
| Chip is practicing with his rock band for a local band contest. Chip's neighbor Barbara tells him that her cousin Paul Drayton (Jeremy Clyde of Chad and Jeremy fame) is visiting from Liverpool and he plays guitar. The band hope to have Paul join them. But when they hear him play, he has a much more laid back, folk style. Chip and the band now avoid seeing Paul. Paul offers to fix Joey's motor scooter and Chip and Paul bond while doing it. Chip invites Paul to the band contest. At the contest the MC recognizes Paul as a rising folk star from England and introduces him to the audience. Paul playing with Chip's band helps them win the trophy. Chip lets Paul keep the trophy. | ||||||
| 265 | 17 | "The Chaperones" | Fred de Cordova | Paul West | December 30, 1967 | 6717 |
| Robbie and Katie serve as chaperones for three high school couples, including Chip, on an overnight trip to a park cabin. With Robbie as a chaperone, Chip thought that the couples could get away with whatever they wanted to do. Chip soon finds that not to be the case. Katie insists that Robbie follow and supervise as the couples separately go hiking outside and to a lake. The couples are annoyed when every time they turn around, Robbie is there. In the evening the group plan to sneak out and borrow Robbie's car to drive to a tavern, but Robbie purposely disables the car so it won't start. Back at home, Robbie feels bad that he ruined the kids trip. Chip actually thanks Robbie for what he did. Kevin Brodie as Gordy. Annette O'Toole as Tina. | ||||||
| 266 | 18 | "Green-Eyed Robbie" | Fred de Cordova | Lois Hire | January 6, 1968 | 6718 |
| Katie becomes a tutor to earn some extra money. She is surprised to learn that her first student is a male. Meanwhile, Charlie asks out Sally (Shirley Mitchell) from the diner. When Katie's student shows up, he turns out to be Craig Benson (Charles Knox Robinson billed as Charles Robinson), a handsome ex-boyfriend of hers. Robbie meets Craig, but doesn't know about his and Katie's past. Katie asks Charlie if she should tell Robbie about Craig and Charlie says no. Ernie overhears this and lets is slip to Robbie. Robbie gets upset when he catches Katie and Craig having dinner together. Robbie and Katie have a fight, but quickly make up. | ||||||
| 267 | 19 | "Charley's Tea" | Fred de Cordova | Paul West | January 13, 1968 | 6719 |
| Katie complains to Robbie when Uncle Charley makes her feel unnecessary in the Douglas household. Meanwhile, Chip is on a five-man school committee; four of the 'men' are girls. Katie wants to have some of her friends over for tea, but is now afraid of what Charley might say. At the first committee meeting the girls frustrate Chip by ignoring his ideas. Charley continues to make Katie feel useless. Steve speaks to Charley who is flabbergasted at the accusation, but immediately wants to do something nice for her. Charley offers to throw the tea party for Katie. Chip tells the girls of the committee how Charley is going decorate for the tea with party balloons and donuts. The girls decide to show Charley how to really decorate for a tea. Much to Katie's surprise, the tea party turns out to be huge success. | ||||||
| 268 | 20 | "Ernie, the Jinx" | Fred de Cordova | Austin Kalish & Irma Kalish | January 20, 1968 | 6720 |
| Ernie's baseball team breaks their 11-game losing streak after he sits out for the game. Ernie now believes that he is a jinx. The family try to assure Ernie that there is no such thing as a jinx, but things still seem to go wrong. Ernie has a dream that he is sailing on the Titanic. Robbie and Chip start to think Ernie might be a jinx. Ernie has a dream that he helped cause the great Chicago fire. Bad things continue to happen wherever Ernie is. Even the fortune teller that Ernie visits to break the jinx is affected when she gets arrested by the police as Ernie leaves. Ernie has a dream that he joins General Custer and his men. Steve tells Ernie that the family still loves him, no matter what. | ||||||
| 269 | 21 | "Ernie and Zsa Zsa" | Fred de Cordova | Bill Kelsay | January 27, 1968 | 6721 |
| Ernie and Tramp are left alone at home on a day off from school. Steve tells Ernie not to go wandering off and be good. Ernie gets bored so he decides to take Tramp and ride his bike in Beverly Hills to look for movie star homes. Ernie gets thirsty, so he climbs over a retaining wall and he falls in a swimming pool belonging to Zsa Zsa Gabor. She brings Ernie in to dry off. Zsa Zsa then invites Ernie to spend the day with her at the movie studio. Tramp returns home alone and Charley starts to look for him and then tells Steve. Ernie does try to call home several times, but no one ever is around. Steve calls the police. As Ernie heads back home, a boy (Stephen McEveety) tells Ernie that "some dumb kid" got lost in the hills, so Ernie decides to stay and watch. He then runs into Steve and Charlie. At home, no one believe Ernie's story, until Zsa Zsa shows up at the Douglases home to check up on him. Janice Carroll as Michelle. Vince Howard as Police Officer. | ||||||
| 270 | 22 | "A Horse for Uncle Charley" | Fred de Cordova | Edmund Beloin & Henry Garson | February 3, 1968 | 6722 |
| Charley has been feeling down in the dumps lately. Dave Clayburn (Don Brodie) comes by and tries to talk Charley into buying an 11-year-old trotting horse named Gypsy King. In the hopes of capturing old racing glories and the potential purses that the horse could win, Charlie does wind up buying the horse. The family is happy that Charley is excited about something again. With Charley driving the sulky, the horse wins his qualifying race, but wasn't fast enough to actually qualify. Realizing that the horse's racing days are over, Charley makes a deal with trainer Doc Wetherford (James Westerfield) to retire Gypsy King at his stable. Ernie can then ride him whenever he wants. | ||||||
| 271 | 23 | "Dear Enemy" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | February 10, 1968 | 6723 |
| Charley, Chip and Ernie are going camping at Yosemite. Robbie goes to Camp Roberts for two weeks military reserve training. Robbie calls and tells Katie that she can stay at a nearby motel because he's sure he'll get some time off. During a walk, Katie winds up in the mock battlefield and gets arrested by Robbie's unit. Charley writes Steve to say they will be going to a lake near Robbie. Of course, the family must also traipse through the same woods, and by happenstance or misadventure each member of the family is inadvertently caught as a military prisoner. Steve drives to where Charley is, hoping to prevent the family from also interfering. There he manages to get captured first by the aggressor team, then by the defender team. Robert L. Crawford Jr. as Stan Burrows. Preston Hanson as Major. William Boyett as Captain. Kenneth Washington as Corporal. | ||||||
| 272 | 24 | "Uncle Charley's Aunt" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | February 17, 1968 | 6724 |
| The Douglas family perform Downtown (Petula Clark song) in their living room. Charley is entertainment director for Frolics Night at his lodge, but he's having trouble lining up the entertainment. Charley and his friends perform as Florodora girls in the show. After the show, Charley falls asleep and is forced to walk home dressed as the Lady for a Day character Apple Annie after he is locked out of the dressing room. While resting on a park bench, an elderly man (Charles P. Thompson) mistakes Charley for a woman and begins flirting with him. Charley gets arrested for hitting the man. Gil Lamb as Ted Dollinger. Larry J. Blake as Police Sergeant. Rolfe Sedan as Doctor. Frank J. Scannell as Master of Ceremonies. | ||||||
| 273 | 25 | "The Standing Still Tour" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | February 24, 1968 | 6725 |
| Steve is on a business trip to Amsterdam, Robbie is in the South Pacific for military reserve training, Chip is on a school trip to Mexico and Katie is visiting her mother. Ernie and Uncle Charley are left home alone. Charley runs into old shipmate Toby Chambers (Douglas Fowley) and invites him over for dinner. Charley doesn't know that Toby is now a famous star acting in a TV western. When Toby arrives at the house, Ernie recognizes him right away. Toby invites Ernie and Charley to the television studio to watch the filming. Meanwhile, Steve is stuck in his hotel room working, Robbie can't leave camp to visit the local town, and Chip gets tonsillitis and misses out on seeing Mexico. Toby gives Charley and Ernie bit parts in Toby's show. Victor Brandt as Frank Brown. Fred de Cordova as First Director. Harry Fleer as Second Director. | ||||||
| 274 | 26 | "Honorable Guest" | Fred de Cordova | Austin Kalish & Irma Kalish | March 2, 1968 | 6726 |
| Ernie is looking forward to a family camping trip, but he thinks something will go wrong and they won't be able to leave. The Wong family from Bryant Park drop in on the Douglases unexpectedly while on their way to Hong Kong. Since it is late, Steve invites the Wongs to stay overnight. Of course this means the trip is canceled. Daughter Lisa spends the day with Ernie while Steve shows Alice (Beulah Quo) and Ray Wong (Benson Fong) around town. The Wongs are too polite to tell Steve that they were to spend the weekend with Uncle George (Philip Ahn) in Chinatown. Lisa finally tells Ernie that they were supposed to be with Uncle George. Steve still insists that they don't mention the camping trip. Steve straightens things out with Uncle George and George brings the family party to the Douglas house. | ||||||
| 275 | 27 | "The Perfect Separation" | Fred de Cordova | James Brooks | March 9, 1968 | 6727 |
| This is the first time Katie and Robbie entertain at home. They invite a married couple, Denise (Lynn Loring) and Larry Robinson (Robert Dunlap), over. Instead of playing a board game, Denise, a psychology student, suggests that they tell the others what he or she dislikes about them. She calls it "Form of Honesty". Rob and Katie are uncomfortable with the idea, and Denise criticizes Katie for her comments about Rob. Larry starts to feel that Denise is just being rude. He tells her off and Denise suggests that they separate. Rob and Katie hope to get them together and invite them over again. Charley tells off Denise and she is about to leave. Katie talks to Denise and at first she doesn't like what Katie says. But then she comes around and asks everyone to forgive her, especially Larry. Charley sees Denise and Larry hugging and thinks it was because of what he said. | ||||||
| 276 | 28 | "Gossip, Incorporated" | Fred de Cordova | Lois Hire | March 16, 1968 | 6728 |
| Steve is promoted to head of the helicopter division. The secretaries all find Steve attractive. They look into his personnel file and are happy to learn he is single. Katie would like to visit the plant, so Steve tells her to let people know that she's "Mrs. Robbie Douglas". Charley brings his helicopter-loving girlfriend Sally (Shirley Mitchell) for a plant tour. At first Sally is not allowed in. Charley pretends that Sally is Mrs. Douglas and she then gets in. Katie shows up and is announced as Mrs. Douglas. The secretaries are confused and suspect that their new boss is a bigamist. Not knowing that Sally is posing as Mrs. Douglas, Steve doesn't understand why his co-workers suddenly act cold to him. That night Steve learns how Sally got into the plant. The next day, Steve subtly explains to his secretary Janet Ingram (Abby Dalton) who the two women were. Marvin Kaplan as Joe. Jane Dulo as Jane Allen. Marcia Mae Jones as Mary. Gail Fisher as Carla. John Alvin as Al. William Forrest as Ed Hoffman. Paul Sorensen as Guard #1. | ||||||
| 277 | 29 | "The Masculine Mystique" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | March 23, 1968 | 6729 |
| Ernie has a new friend named Shorty and they are spending a lot of time together. Meanwhile, Chip is upset when a friend steals his girlfriend. Charley says that Chip should hit the guy, but Steve says he should talk to the boy. Shorty tells Ernie that he is taking Anita to a Sunday Matinee. Shorty later calls Ernie to tell him that his mother is making him visit his aunt and he can't go to the movie. Anita innocently asks Ernie to walk with her to the movies since he was going anyway. Shorty sees Ernie and Anita walking together and believes that Ernie is stealing his girlfriend. Shorty stops talking to Ernie. Even Chip is upset with Ernie. Shorty helps Katie in with groceries and Robbie pretends that he thinks that Shorty is flirting with his wife. Shorty understands the message and becomes friends with Ernie again. | ||||||
| 278 | 30 | "The Tire Thief" | Fred de Cordova | Douglas Tibbles | March 30, 1968 | 6730 |
| Charley reads that there have been several burglaries in the neighborhood. Ernie's friends, Clifford and Gordon, convince him to sell two worn out tires found in the Douglas' storage room to get money to buy more powerful squirt guns. Ernie still feels funny about taking the tires. Charley notices the tires are missing and calls the police. The boys see the police at Ernie's house. Ernie and Clifford tell Clifford's mother, Mrs. Crawford (Ann McCrea), what they did. She tells Ernie to let someone in his family know before it gets any worse. A guilty-feeling Ernie confesses to Katie who then tells Steve. As punishment, Steve makes Ernie go down to the police station to admit to what he did. Joel Fluellen as Sergeant Powers. | ||||||
Season 9 (1968–69)
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | Prod. code |
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| 279 | 1 | "The Great Pregnancy" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | September 28, 1968 | 6801 |
| The family is doing some spring cleaning. Katie gets a letter from her mother, Lorraine Miller (Joan Tompkins), asking her how she is. Katie does a lot of heavy lifting and faints on her bed. She tells Chip that she was just resting. Katie then does some cleaning with ammonia and faints again. Lorraine arrives and says her woman's intuition tells her Katie is pregnant. Robbie has a hard time believing Lorraine can predict something like that. Even Steve's secretary Janet Dawson (Betty Lynn ) has a feeling Katie is pregnant. The test results confirm Katie is going to have a baby. Grandma Collins (Kathryn Givney) tells Steve everyone will pamper Katie, but to also take care of Robbie. | ||||||
| 280 | 2 | "Dr. Osborne, M.D." | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | October 5, 1968 | 6802 |
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Katie and Robbie must choose a doctor to see them through her pregnancy. A lot of people recommend their doctor. Katie's mother makes an appointment for her to see their family doctor, Roy Osborne. Robbie is skeptical because he is a G.P. and not a specialist. He is also not happy that he basically works out of his house. Dr. Osborne says Katie is fine, but then diagnoses Robbie with a sudden chest infection. Katie likes Dr. Osborne. Robbie is called last minute to go to his new job. He asks Steve to sit in for him at baby class. Robbie does eventually come to like Dr. Osborne as he recovers from his illness. and recommends him to a friend who is also having a baby. Venerable character actor Leon Ames in his first of four appearances as Dr. Osborne. Lurene Tuttle as Natalie Corcoran. Robert L. Crawford Jr. as Tod Springer. Lillian Powell as Housekeeper. Note: Chip and Ernie do not appear. This also marks the first time Robbie becomes sick. This is the second episode Chip is absent and the first where Ernie is absent. | ||||||
| 281 | 3 | "Life Begins in Katie" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | October 12, 1968 | 6803 |
| Ernie's says that his friend Gordon's dog Francis is going to have babies. Francis and Tramp have been "going steady". Meanwhile, Katie and Robbie feel the baby move for the first time. Ernie asks Steve if he should be more involved with Francis having puppies as Tramp is the father. Robbie wonders whether he's ready for the responsibility of fatherhood. He decides it's time for him to mature and take life more seriously. Robbie starts dressing in suit and tie and starts tutoring students. Katie talks to Steve about Robbie maybe acting a little too mature. Francis has her babies. Robbie realizes he doesn't need to be a "stuffed shirt" to be a good father. Joan Vohs as Jan Dearing. Butch Patrick makes his first of seven appearances as Ernie's best pal Gordon Dearing. | ||||||
| 282 | 4 | "The Grandfathers" | Fred de Cordova | Lois Hire | October 19, 1968 | 6804 |
| Steve tells his secretary Janet how excited he is to become a grandfather. Steve is to meet with hard-boiled Air Force General Striker (Arthur O'Connell) to sell a company product. Meanwhile, Ernie is running for student council. Janet and other co-workers throw Steve a grandfather shower at the office. Striker and Major Bowers (Herbert Anderson) arrive during the shower. Striker is a grandfather as well and he would like to meet Katie. They go to the Douglas house where Striker determines by the way she walks that Katie will have a boy. The next several times Steve and Striker meet, the General talks more about his grandson than the product Steve is selling. Striker winds up leaving without placing an order with Steve. Ernie loses his bid for student council. The General later calls and orders Steve's product and still talks about his grandson. Yvonne Lime as Linda. Larry Gelman as Man. | ||||||
| 283 | 5 | "The Baby Nurse" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | October 26, 1968 | 2245-0701 |
| Charley would like to be Rob and Katie's baby nurse, but Steve doesn't think he has enough experience. Charley hints to the two that he's available, but they don't make the connection. He decides to take on some baby sitting jobs to gain experience. Charley panics in his first attempt with an actual baby and calls Katie to help him. It's not long before Charley gains his confidence and gets many more jobs. Rob and Katie still don't ask Charley to be the baby nurse. After a while, Rob and Katie figure out why Charley was taking all the jobs. Then it's a combination of them asking and Charley volunteering to become the baby nurse. Ann McCrea as Mrs. Masters. Robert Broyles as John Hawkins. | ||||||
| 284 | 6 | "Big Ol' Katie" | Fred de Cordova | Lois Hire | November 9, 1968 | 6806 |
| Robbie and his friend Bryant Colfax tease their pregnant wives about how big they're getting. Katie feels she is even bigger than Lisa Colfax, who is over due. Lisa has her baby. Katie thinks that Robbie is ashamed of how she looks. Robbie is going away on military reserve training for two weeks. Steve takes Katie to see Dr. Osborne and he tells her she is having more than one baby. Besides Steve, Katie doesn't want anyone to know before she can tell Robbie. Everyone notices how happy Katie is now and want to know what's changed. Katie isn't due for a couple weeks, but she starts to get labor pains and Robbie cannot be contacted. Georgia Schmidt as Minnie. | ||||||
| 285 | 7 | "My Three Grandsons" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | November 16, 1968 | 6807 |
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Robbie is still away on Army maneuver training and he's unaware that Katie is expecting multiple births. Katie tells Steve that it's time to go to the hospital. At the hospital, Steve is a bundle of nerves. Charley is trying to get a hold of Robbie. Robbie is told by a Sergeant that he is being sent home because Katie is at the hospital. At the hospital, rules only allow two people in the waiting room per expectant mother. Charley, Chip and Ernie each try to get in claiming to be the father. Robbie finally arrives just as Katie is giving birth. Steve is about to tell everyone that Katie is having more than one baby. Nurse Rogers (Patience Cleveland) comes in and gets Robbie. In this touching episode, Katie surprises everyone by giving birth to identical triplet sons. Sarah Selby as Admissions Clerk. Note: At the end of the episode, the new mother asks her husband "What are you thinking?" and Robbie replies "I'm thinking about how much I love you... and my three sons," followed by big smiles and a tender kiss. | ||||||
| 286 | 8 | "Tea for Three" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | November 23, 1968 | 6808 |
| Everyone goes to pick up Katie and the babies from the hospital. Katie and Robbie named the boys Robert Jr., Steven and Charles. Robbie is still adjusting to having three boys. Rob soon tires of all the attention that the triplets get and the repeated questions that everyone is asking like "How do you tell them apart?" Katie and Robbie have a fight over what he perceives as the boys being put on exposition. Katie has a talk with Steve and feels better. It's not long before Robbie enjoys the attention the babies get. Yale Summers as Young Man. Mittie Lawrence as Nurse. Mimi Gibson as Sorority Girl in Red Dress. | ||||||
| 287 | 9 | "Back to Earth" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | November 30, 1968 | 6809 |
| Robbie decides to quit school, get a job, and move his family into their own place. He feels there's no room for them at home and he's creating an extra burden. Rob's college counselor, Wendell Walters (Vince Howard), urges him to think it over before making any decision. After seeing some of the problems that are caused at home, Robbie is determined to leave. Katie wants to stay and questions Robbie's motives. Robbie tells Steve his plans. Steve had planned on remodeling their room, but tells Rob whatever he decides is OK. Counselor Walters asks the administration office to delay Robbie's paperwork until the weekend is over. Rob discovers that despite the financial burden placed on his father, Steve enjoys taking care of the boys. Rob decides to stay and Steve shows him the design plans for their room. | ||||||
| 288 | 10 | "First Night Out" | Fred de Cordova | Rocci Chatfield | December 7, 1968 | 6810 |
| Katie wants to go to her high school class reunion on friday night and needs someone to watch the babies. It seems that everybody but Ernie has plans for that night. They are reluctant to leave Ernie alone with the babies, so they hire a nurse recommended by Dr. Osborne. Nurse Genevieve Goodbody (Rose Marie) arrives. Each of the worried family members calls to check in on Genevieve. Because she is busy with the babies, Genevieve finally takes the phone off the hook. But now the constant busy signal worries everyone even more. Everyone rushes home only to find that everything is fine. Jack Smith as John. Don Brodie as Henry. | ||||||
| 289 | 11 | "Casanova O'Casey" | Fred de Cordova | Ramey Idriss | December 14, 1968 | 6811 |
| Charley goes to pick up his girlfriend Sally. He finds out from her boss Joe (Horace McMahon), that she ran off to Las Vegas to get married. Charley comes home depressed and Katie knows there's something seriously wrong. She leaves a note for Steve. The next day, Charley tries to get to know the new waitress at the dinner, but she's not interested. Charley takes the triplets out to the park and he perks up when a group of women show up to fawn over the babies. He starts taking the boys to the park everyday. Charley meets Cora Dennis (Amzie Strickland) in the park and tells her that he is the grandfather. He starts to spend time with Cora and several other ladies. But going out with several women backfires on Charley. Charley meets a Librarian (Patience Cleveland) and they get along great. Lois January as Woman. Johnny Silver as Customer. | ||||||
| 290 | 12 | "Expendable Katie" | Fred de Cordova | Lois Hire | December 21, 1968 | 6812 |
| The triplets are teething and Katie is exhausted from taking care of them and from lack of sleep. Katie's mother Lorraine comes by and calls Dr. Osborne. He recommends that Katie stay with Lorraine a few days in Santa Barbara and rest. Katie feels guilty that the family has to take care of the babies. After she calls home and Charley says everything is OK, Katie starts to feel unneeded. The noise and chaos caused by Ernie and his friends overwhelm Charley, Robbie and the babies. The house is starting to look like a disaster area. So a three-woman cleaning crew is hired to restore the home to its usual state. Steve and Katie return home and find the house surprisingly spotless. Katie feels even more useless. Steve tells her that he found a receipt for the cleaning women in the kitchen. Flip Mark as Jim. Kevin Brodie as George. Jon Walmsley as First Boy. Stephen McEveety as Second Boy. | ||||||
| 291 | 13 | "The New Room" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | December 28, 1968 | 6813 |
| Steve wants to have Robbie and Katie's bedroom enlarged to include a nursery. Steve, Robbie and Katie are going over the plans with Carl Storffman (Ed Begley), the contractor. Cantankerous Carl locks horns with Steve and Robbie, but when Katie suggests something, he goes along with it. While doing the work, Carl continues to not get along with anyone but Katie. Katie says that because of the dust and noise, her and the babies will stay at her grandmothers. Charley worries that she won't be around to calm down Carl. David Storffman (Gary Clarke), Carl's son, comes looking for him, as he hasn't come home. David tells them that Carl has nine sons, and his grandchildren are all boys. He also mentions that their mother and only sister passed away a few years ago. David's wife is expecting another baby. The next day, David tells Carl that he's been blessed with a granddaughter. | ||||||
| 292 | 14 | "The Fountain of Youth" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | January 4, 1969 | 6814 |
| Steve is going to dinner at a friends house where, as Ernie says, "They always set him up with some clunky lady". Meanwhile, Katie has a couple girl cousins coming to visit. Robbie would like Chip and Ernie to entertain them. Chip and Ernie are not interested. Steve meets attractive Carol Whiting (Wanda Hendrix) going into the friends house. Steve arranges to see Carol again. Charley is concerned that Carol will think Steve is too old when she sees the family and the babies. Carol meets Ernie and now doesn't answer Steve's calls. When Katie asks Chip and Ernie about the cousins, they reluctantly agree. Turns out that Katie's cousins don't want to meet Chip and Ernie. Carol finally comes over again and meets the rest of the family. Seems Carol was concerned that Steve wouldn't be interested in her when he found out she was a grandmother. | ||||||
| 293 | 15 | "Three's a Crowd" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | January 11, 1969 | 6815 |
| Some in the family start to doubt that Katie is accurate in identifying the triplets. Meanwhile, Ernie tells everyone how a lot of the kids at his school are having their lunches stolen. Steve is babysitting for the evening. Katie panics when Steve tells her he bathed the boys. Apparently, she put ink dots on the babies feet to help her tell them apart and now the ink is washed off. Katie and Charley take the babies to the hospital to match them to their footprints. At school, Ernie tries to catch the lunch thief, but winds up being sent to the principal. Katie decides to put name tags on the babies clothes. Not knowing this, Steve changes the babies clothes and ruins the new ID method. So Steve takes them back to the hospital and this time gets identification bracelets. Ernie says that the lunch thief finally got caught. Sarah Selby as Third Nurse. | ||||||
| 294 | 16 | "Chip and Debbie" | Fred de Cordova | Aljean Harmetz & Diane Johnson | January 18, 1969 | 6816 |
| Ernie is taking a cooking class in school because the other electives were full. Chip has new girlfriend Debbie Hunter (Angela Cartwright) over for dinner and he wants everyone to make a good impression. Charley and Robbie tell Steve that they think things might be progressing too quickly between Chip and Debbie. Steve isn't concerned. Chip and Debbie announce that they are engaged and Debbie shows off her ring. Steve goes to talk with John (Walter Reed) and Harriet Hunter (Margaret Field), Debbie's parents. After an awkward start to the conversation, Steve and the Hunter's agree that the children are too young. They won't interfere with the kids for now, hoping it will just pass. One day Katie suddenly faints and Robbie has to take her to see the doctor. Chip and Debbie are left alone to take care of the triplets. After some time with the babies, the couple decide to call off the engagement. | ||||||
| 295 | 17 | "What Did You Do Today, Grandpa?" | Fred de Cordova | Henry Garson | January 25, 1969 | 6817 |
| Charley thinks Steve is stuck in a rut. At work, Steve meets Air Force Major Lodge (Forrest Compton) and is told he'll be leaving for New York immediately. In New York, Steve meets with General Winters (Henry Hunter). Steve is told he is being recruited to be a double agent willing to sell secrets to America's enemy. He'll be protected at all times and if all goes as planned, he'll be home for dinner. Steve's contact turns out to be attractive Mrs. Carstairs (Anne Jeffreys). Steve bungles his way through with Mrs. Carstairs. She suspects Steve is not genuine and leads him through a series of tests. He is led around a New York City full of eccentric characters, including Hugo (Mike Mazurki) and Mr. X (Johnny Haymer). Steve is chased into a hotel bathroom where Mr. X shoots through a shower curtain that Steve was hiding behind. Just then the good guys arrive to arrest everyone. Steve is OK and is sent home. Charley asks him what he did today, but Steve can't tell the family the truth. Morgan Jones as McAllister. | ||||||
| 296 | 18 | "Chip on Wheels" | Fred de Cordova | Lois Hire | February 1, 1969 | 6818 |
| Chip is interested in buying his friend Wayne's (Kevin Brodie) hot rod. His girlfriend Marilyn is not impressed with the car. Chip almost has enough money to buy it. Steve reminds him about insurance and other costs. Knowing that Chip's birthday is coming up, Steve buys him a 30-year-old Tin Lizzie. Robbie sees that Chip is disappointed with the "old ladies" car, but Chip says it's great. Chip is embarrassed to be seen in the car. Robbie tells Chip he better not let Steve know how he feels about the car. Wayne comes by and is impressed by the genuine antique car in original condition. He offers to trade his hot rod for it plus some cash. Chip turns him down and says he's keeping the car because his dad gave it to him. | ||||||
| 297 | 19 | "Honorable Expectant Grandfather" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | February 8, 1969 | 6819 |
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Robbie is to appear on college TV to discuss the triplets. Steve's is surprised to learn former Bryant Park co-worker, Ray Wong (Benson Fong), has transferred to Los Angeles. Ray tells Steve that his daughter Gloria is married and going to have a baby. He also mentions that he can't stand his son-in-law Henry because he's a long-haired hippie. Henry is intelligent but has no direction in life. Robbie and Catie invite Gloria and Henry over. Henry visits where Steve and Ray work in case he would like to work there. An excited Ray calls Steve to tell him Gloria had twin boys. Now Ray doesn't mind Henry so much. Note: This episode is Benson Fong's seventh and final appearance. | ||||||
| 298 | 20 | "The Other Woman" | Fred de Cordova | Dennis Whitcomb | February 15, 1969 | 6820 |
| Ernie sees Robbie driving down the street with an attractive young woman. Meanwhile, Mrs. Murdock would like Charley to sign a petition against the councilman's plan to widen the streets. Steve tells Charley to talk to the councilman first, but Charlie doesn't. Ernie tells Chip about what he saw and Chip tells Ernie to not mention it to anyone. Chip answers a call from Louise (Leslie Michaels), who thinks she's talking to Robbie. She was the woman in the car, and she wants to meet up with Robbie again because she thinks her husband is getting suspicious. Chip gives Robbie the message. Chip and Ernie follow Robbie and see Louise kiss Robbie. They tell Steve what they saw and he says that he trusts Robbie. Charley finds out from a Traffic Department Man (Ollie O'Toole) that the councilman is only having the crosswalks painted. Chip and Ernie find out that Louise was just a friend who Robbie was helping make plans for a surprise anniversary party for her husband. Steve takes delight in telling both Charley and the boys, "I told you so". | ||||||
| 299 | 21 | "Goodbye Forever" | Fred de Cordova | Doug Tibbles | February 22, 1969 | 6821 |
| Ernie is upset that his best friend and next-door-neighbor Gordon will be moving away. Gordon doesn't even know where the family is moving to. Steve tells Ernie to spend as much time with Gordon as he can. Robbie suggests having a going away party for Gordon. At the party, Ernie is anxious about giving a going away speech. The next day the two friends say their final good-byes and exchange mementos. Gordon gets into the moving van with the two moving men. While having dinner, the family tries to cheer Ernie up. Suddenly, Gordon walks in and tells Ernie that he just moved to the next block. Ernie tells Steve that he's a little upset because of what he went through, only to have Gordon still here. Ernie comes around and calls Gordon. | ||||||
| 300 | 22 | "The O'Casey Scandal" | Fred de Cordova | Lois Hire | March 1, 1969 | 6822 |
| Ernie and his friend Janet want to go to the Battle of the Bands, but they need a ride. Ernie gets Uncle Charley to drive them. When Charley brings Janet home, he is introduced to Janet's Grandmother, Beatrice Brady (Irene Hervey). Charley and Beatrice hit it off right away and they go out on a date. Both Janet and Ernie think Charley and Beatrice are too old to be having that kind of fun. Ernie tells the rest of the family that Charley is disgracing them. Janet tells Beatrice she's not acting like a grandmother. Janet says that Ernie better think of something as the whole thing is his fault. Charley and Beatrice take Ernie and Janet to a square dance. Ernie and Janet can barely keep up with the old folks. Steve tells Ernie he shouldn't worry about people acting their ages. | ||||||
| 301 | 23 | "Ernie's Pen Pal" | Fred de Cordova | Doug Tibbles | March 8, 1969 | 6823 |
| As a school assignment, Ernie has to write to Latin American pen pal Maria in spanish and she has to write back in English. Ernie doesn't know what to write, so Steve tells him to write as if she was a good friend. Knowing it won't happen, Ernie writes Maria and invites her to dinner. Ernie receives a cablegram saying that Maria excepts his invitation and will be arriving shortly. Carlos Oriana (Valentin de Vargas) tells Charley that Maria is the Ambassador's daughter. Carlos is just checking things out to make sure the Ambassador will be safe. Carlos drops off Maria and her Aunt Enriquetta. The Ambassador couldn't make it. Despite early nervousness, the dinner goes well. But then Ernie mentions he only wrote Maria to get good grades. And Charley doesn't speak Spanish as well as he thought and winds up insulting Enriquetta. The two abruptly leave. The next day, the two come back, realizing that Ernie and Charley didn't mean anything bad. Gil Rogers as Delivery Boy. | ||||||
| 302 | 24 | "Ernie the Transmitter" | Fred de Cordova | Dorothy Cooper Foote | March 15, 1969 | 6824 |
| Ernie's teacher Mr. Kranzman (Booth Colman) is discussing ESP. Ernie believes he has ESP, when he's the only person in his class to guess the correct color of a card held up by his teacher. In the course of the next few days, Ernie goes on to correctly predict several more things. Ernie fantasizes about becoming famous because of his ESP. Robbie tries to tell the family that Ernie just made some lucky guesses. Ernie tells Katie that there will be a disaster if she keeps a doctors appointment for the babies tomorrow. Robbie and Katie have a fight when she says she's not going to the doctor. They do wind up going to the doctor and nothing bad happened. | ||||||
| 303 | 25 | "The Matchmakers" | Fred de Cordova | Doug Tibbles | March 22, 1969 | 6825 |
| Charley wants to send in a picture of the triplets for a contest, but Katie and Robbie say no. Steve's new co-worker and golf buddy Harry Palmer (Don DeFore) can be a little loud and boisterous. Harry suggests that Steve, Chip and Ernie go to the company picnic with himself and his son Frankie (Teddy Eccles) and daughter Laurie. Harry says that the kids will get along great. At the picnic, the kids develop an immediate dislike for each other. That evening, both Steve and Harry are surprised when their children say they couldn't stand the others. Steve and Harry won't admit to each other that things didn't go well. The men force Chip and Laurie to go out again. Because of the other couple they're with, Chip and Laurie get picked up by the police for a curfew violation. Steve and Harry finally admit that their children don't like each other. But then both learn that Chip wants to take Laurie out again. Marcia Mae Jones as Mother. | ||||||
| 304 | 26 | "Ernie Is Smitten" | Fred de Cordova | Doug Tibbles | March 29, 1969 | 6826 |
| Ernie tells Steve that he really likes Margaret Crookshank (Julia Benjamin), but that she refuses to give him a second look. Steve suggests maybe changing his appearance to help break the ice. Ernie comes to school the next day with his hair slicked back, but Margaret still ignores him. However, Iris (Jennifer Edwards) seems to like Ernie, but he doesn't talk to her. The next day, Ernie tries to impress Margaret with a transistor radio, which doesn't work. Ernie and Margaret are to recite a poem together for class. When it comes time to do their poem, Ernie completely messes up. Chip visits Margaret's sister Gloria and asks Margaret if she likes Ernie. She says no. Chip tells Ernie that he should give Iris a chance, which he does. | ||||||
| 305 | 27 | "Two O'Clock Feeding" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | April 5, 1969 | 6827 |
| The Crawfords from Bryant Park move into the neighborhood. Ernie invites them over for a Bar-B-Que. Parents Jerry (Larry Thor) and Marge (Marjorie Stapp) arrive with daughter Susan (Kimberly Beck). Robbie asks where married couple Johnny (Johnny Washbrook) and Betty (Beverly Lunsford) are. Johnny and Betty just had a baby. Marge says they'll be coming later. When they arrive, Johnny tells Robbie that Betty and him fight all the time and are separating. Robbie asks Steve to talk to Johnny. Steve learns that the stress of the baby and not much money is causing tension between the couple. Johnny sees how hectic things are around the Douglas household. Johnny has Betty talk to Steve the next day. Betty sees how hectic things are and realizes that her and Johnny should be able to handle one baby. | ||||||
| 306 | 28 | "Teacher's Pet" | Fred de Cordova | Freddy Rhea | April 19, 1969 | 6828 |
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Ernie's writing ability lands him in an advanced special English class. The class is taught by a strict teacher named Miss Houk (Sylvia Sidney). Ernie is having a hard time with his first assignment and winds up getting a failing grade on it. Next he has to recite some Shakespeare with a girl named Bunny (Lisa Eilbacher). Ernie doesn't do well with that either. Ernie wants to do something to prove to Miss Houk that he's not a bad student. He writes a really good paper, but Miss Houk thinks he copied it from somewhere. Ernie gets upset and tears the paper up in front of her. Miss Houk comes by the Douglas house to apologize to Ernie. Note: A similar situation happens in an episode of Victorious. | ||||||
Season 10 (1969–70)
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | Prod. code |
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| 307 | 1 | "The First Meeting" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | October 4, 1969 | 6901 |
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Robbie has graduated from college. Robbie and Katie and their three sons move out of the Douglas home and into their own apartment not far away. Katie feels Steve needs a woman in his life. She would like him to meet a friend of her mother's, Millicent Sawyer (Elaine Devry). Ernie tells Steve that his substitute teacher, Barbara Harper, would like to have a talk with him. Steve goes to Katie's and Robbie's to meet Millicent. Millicent calls Katie to inform her that while Steve is nice, she isn't interested in him. Steve meets Barbara in a high-school corridor, and the two are quickly attracted to each other. She is also a widower and she has a daughter. The two spend the rest of the day together. Robbie and Katie come by to tell Steve about Millicent and they find out he's seeing Barbara. Note: Beverly Garland's first appearance as Barbara Harper. | ||||||
| 308 | 2 | "Instant Co-Worker" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | October 11, 1969 | 6902 |
| Steve's romance with Barbara continues to grow. Robbie is thinking of taking a job at Steve's firm, but would like to talk to Steve first. Robbie tells Steve to not recommend him as he wants to avoid the appearance of nepotism. Meanwhile, Barbara's mother asks if she is in love with Steve. Bob Anderson (John Gallaudet) tells Steve that he hired Robbie as a structural engineer. Bob was very impressed with Robbie. Betty Lynn as Janice Dawson, Steve's secretary. Naomi Stevens as Mama Rossini. Dawn Lyn is introduced as Barbara's daughter Dodie, and familiar character actress Eleanor Audley is cast as Barbara's mother, Mrs. Vincent. | ||||||
| 309 | 3 | "Is It Love?" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | October 18, 1969 | 6903 |
| The family knows Steve is very interested in Barbara, but are surprised at the non-romantic conversations he has with her. Steve and Barbara go to Mama Rossini's restaurant, where Mama also drops a few romantic hints. Steve is home on a Friday night. Katie speaks with Steve about why he isn't out with Barbara and she suggests marriage. Steve says it's a big step. Even Barbara's mother, Mrs. Vincent, is trying to push the romance along when Barbara doesn't call Steve. Mrs. Vincent calls Steve and gets him to come over. Steve and Barbara anxiously spend the rest of the day together. That evening, Barbara finally tells Steve that if he doesn't make a move, she will. The episode ends with their first kiss. | ||||||
| 310 | 4 | "A Ring for Barbara" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | October 25, 1969 | 6904 |
| Steve has bought an engagement ring and is ready to propose to Barbara. Steve gets the family together to make sure they approve of him marrying Barbara. The family is thrilled. Steve takes Barbara to Mama Rossini's restaurant. He is about to propose when the violinist starts playing at their table. Steve then takes her for drive and parks. They are interrupted by a Police Officer (Buck Young). Because Steve fits the description of a burglar in the area, he is taken to the police station. While talking to Sgt. Perkins (Stafford Repp), Steve lets it slip that he's been trying all evening to propose to Barbara. She overhears and says yes. | ||||||
| 311 | 5 | "The Littlest Rebel" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | November 1, 1969 | 6905 |
| Barbara tells Steve that she would like to talk to the members of his family to make sure she and Dodie will be welcome. Everyone assures Barbara she will be more than welcome. Barbara's Mother tells her what she needed to worry about is how Dodie will feel. Dodie is not so sure she wants to share her mother. Steve comes by and Dodie shows him a picture of her real father. Steve tells Barbara that they shouldn't marry until Dodie excepts him. Steve spends the day with Dodie, but she is still very cold and distant. At the ice cream parlor, Steve lights his pipe. Dodie tells Steve that he's a nice man. Later, Barbara says that Dodie's father smoked a pipe and ate ice cream with her. Dodie starts to warm up to the idea of her mother getting married. | ||||||
| 312 | 6 | "Two Weeks to Go" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | November 8, 1969 | 6906 |
| Charley reminds Steve that the wedding is two weeks away and there is still a lot to do. Steve is thinking of a small wedding with a Justice of the Peace. What he doesn't know is that Barbara is planning a large wedding with a lot of family and friends. Meanwhile, Ernie is trying to get some expert advice about Florine Dixon, a girl he is interested in. Katie learns about Barbara's large wedding plans and calls Barbara's mother to see if she has mailed the invitations yet. While at Mama Rossini's, Barbara and Steve find out each others plans. Mama overhears Barbara's call to her mother about not mailing the invitations and thinks the wedding is off. Mama eventually talks to Steve and he decides to go along with the big wedding. Barbara's mother comes up with a compromise. Ernie gets his date with Florine. Cathleen Cordell as Marcia Cummings. | ||||||
| 313 | 7 | "One Week to Go" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | November 15, 1969 | 6907 |
| It's one week until the wedding. Steve and Barbara are discussing the service with Reverend Glassel (Maurice Manson). Both Steve and Barbara are starting to get the jitters. Meanwhile, Ernie, as a school project, is conditioning plants. Barbara tells Robbie and Katie that there are so many things she doesn't know about Steve. Robbie tells her things can get pretty noisy at the house, but she'll get use to it. With tensions rising, Barbara and Steve have a fight while he's giving her a golf lesson. They claim they are too set in their ways and call off the wedding. It's the middle of the night and Barbara comes over to the Douglas house. She tells Charlie she made a stupid mistake and would like to talk to Steve. But, Steve went to Barbara's house to talk to her. They finally connect and make up. | ||||||
| 314 | 8 | "Came the Day" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | November 22, 1969 | 6908 |
| The Douglas men are having dinner at Mama Rossini's the night before Steve's wedding. They reminisce about how hectic things were the day of Robbie's wedding. Steve receives a touching gift from the family. The next morning the men get up early and get dressed. Robbie goes to check on the Chapel. When he returns to the house, everyone is asleep. Tramp runs off again. The men arrive at the Chapel and Steve is very nervous. Charlie, Chip and Ernie decorate Steve's car. On their way, Robbie and Katie see Tramp and pick him up. When he gets to the Chapel, Robbie asks a local boy to take the decorations off the car. The ceremony starts. The local boy lets Tramp out of Robbie's car and the dog goes into the chapel. After the service, Steve and Barbara leave for their honeymoon. | ||||||
| 315 | 9 | "Mexican Honeymoon" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | November 29, 1969 | 6909 |
| Steve and Barbara arrive in a quaint village in Mexico which Steve had previously visited on a fishing trip. They expect to find the same quiet place Steve remembers and have the place virtually to themselves. They are surprised to find the village has been "put on the map" by a travel magazine and the obscure little hotel, whose name has changed from Moon Hotel to Honeymoon Hotel, is filled to capacity with young newlyweds. The Douglases are continually put upon by the young couples around them for help with everything from homesickness, to settling quarrels to ordering food. Finally, the arrival of a bottle of Champagne from the family back in California, tips off the hotel guests to the fact that Steve and Barbara are themselves newlyweds. They give them the restaurant to themselves that evening and the romantic honeymoon they anticipated finally begins. Paul Petersen as Ted Winks. Ricky Kelman as Josh Odam. Nacho Galindo as Pepe. | ||||||
| 316 | 10 | "After You, Alphonse" | Fred de Cordova | Lois Hire | December 13, 1969 | 6910 |
| Katie asks Robbie to speak to Charley about being more respectful and polite with a new woman in the house. Steve and Barbara arrive back home from their honeymoon. Charley is now overly polite to Barbara. Meanwhile, Dodi must get used to the idea of sleeping in her own room and not with Barbara. Barbara asks Katie if Charley resents her being part of the family now because he isn't acting as himself. Katie tells Robbie to have Charley to try even harder. Steve has a talk with Dodi and she starts to call him Daddy. Charley decides he can be fake polite for only so long. And Barbara is happy to have the old Charley back. | ||||||
| 317 | 11 | "Rough on Dodie" | Fred de Cordova | Douglas Tibbles | December 20, 1969 | 6911 |
| Dodie discovers that the boys can be a little rough. Barbara tries to explain to her that boys are just that way. Barbara isn't sure she should go with Steve on a planned trip to Phoenix. Steve says he'll talk to Charley and the boys. The boys try to reassure Barbara that everything will be fine while she's gone. Dodi is afraid Barbara may not come back from the trip. Dodi gets knocked down when the boys play catch in the house. She tells Katie that she hates boys. Katie has a talk with her and Dodie begins to understand. | ||||||
| 318 | 12 | "Silver Threads" | Fred de Cordova | Douglas Tibbles | December 27, 1969 | 6912 |
| Dodie tells Barbara that she is worried about going into the second grade. Meanwhile, Robbie is playfully chasing Katie around the Douglas house. Charlie, Barbara and Dodie go to Robbie's house for dinner. Charlie points out that Katie has some gray hairs. Katie now worries about getting old. Katie takes Dodie to the market where Dodie is mistaken for her daughter. Katie then runs into old high school classmate Marvin Horndiffer (Lou Cutell), who is now bald. Now Katie worries even more about old age and thinks about having a plan for retirement. Dodie says she's not going to second grade and she sneaks out of the house. She winds up at Robbie's house. After talking to Dodie, Katie realizes she should live in the present and not worry about the future so much. | ||||||
| 319 | 13 | "It's a Woman's World" | Fred de Cordova | Si Rose | January 3, 1970 | 6913 |
| Chip babysits the triplets while Robbie and Katie go to the movies. When the couple return, Robbie is angry. Katie only agreed to see the movie because she wanted to go to a shoe sale near the movie theater. Robbie tells Steve that women know how to manipulate men. Barbara invites Steve to meet her and Dodie for lunch. When he arrives at the "Pink Parakeet" he realizes he is the only man in the very feminine restaurant. Dodie tells Steve she's needs a male family member to be a tree in a school play. When none of the other guys will do it, Steve volunteers to be the tree. Robbie still thinks Steve was manipulated, but Steve says when love's involved it doesn't matter. | ||||||
| 320 | 14 | "Table for Eight" | Fred de Cordova | Bob Touchstone | January 10, 1970 | 6914 |
| Steve mentions to Barbara that she hasn't met any of his executive friend's wives. Barbara suggests he invite some of them over for dinner. But she immediately starts to worry as she wants everything to be perfect. Barbara has a dream about getting ready for the dinner, with things going wrong and Charley as a fussy maid. As the day of the dinner approaches, Barbara gets more and more anxious. While at work, Steve learns that he and Bob Anderson (John Gallaudet) will have to fly out for a project and the dinner will have to be cancelled. Due to bad weather, the flight gets cancelled. Steve suggests that the men still bring their wives over for dinner. Barbara now has about an hour to prepare the meal. Everyone pitches in to help. Steve's friends and their wives all have a wonderful evening. | ||||||
| 321 | 15 | "Double Jealousy" | Fred de Cordova | Rocci Chatfield | January 17, 1970 | 6915 |
| Robbie arrives at the office and is in need of a technical secretary for some work he has to do. Attractive Maureen Morgan (Brenda Benet) shows up to help Robbie. Robbie is at first taken by her sex appeal, but learns she is quite efficient. Katie has Charley look after the triplets so she can have lunch with Rob. Katie arrives and finds Maureen fussing over Rob, who has completely forgotten lunch. That night Katie and Robbie have a fight. Barbara tells Katie she's making too much of the situation. Maureen is now assigned to help Steve with a project. Meanwhile, Steve develops gout in his foot and will have to stay in bed for a few days. Maureen shows up at the house to work with Steve. Barbara catches Maureen fussing over Steve and now it's Barbara's turn to be jealous. Steve is finally back at the office and Barbara comes by. Maureen tells Barbara that she's being transferred. Barbara gives her some advice and Maureen winds up staying. | ||||||
| 322 | 16 | "Dodie's Tonsils" | Fred de Cordova | Doug Tibbles | January 24, 1970 | 6916 |
| Rob and Katie are going on vacation in Mexico, so they leave the triplets with Barbara and Charley. Dr. Roy Conlin (Roy Roberts) drops by the Douglas house to check Dodie's tonsils. Dr. Roy says Dodie will go to the hospital the next day to have them removed. Dodie asks Steve if he will stay with her at the hospital. Meanwhile in Mexico, all Katie can do is worry about the babies. On the way to the hospital, Steve sprains his ankle. The Welcome Lady (Jane Dulo) of the hospital visits Dodie. Later that evening, Steve is surprised by the family and the triplets in the hospital. Dr. Conlin says it's just respiratory congestion and it would be easier to treat them in the hospital. Dodie's operation is successful. Days later, Robbie and Katie come home and everyone is fine. Sarah Selby as Nurse #1. Ann McCrea as Nurse #2. Virginia Capers as Nurse #3. | ||||||
| 323 | 17 | "Who Is Sylvia?" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | January 31, 1970 | 6917 |
| Steve's old friend Sylvia Cannon (Jane Wyman), now a rich divorcee, comes to town. She learns that Steve is now married. Steve would like Sylvia to meet Barbara. Everyone in the family is thrilled to see Sylvia, making Barbara feel out of place. Sylvia mentions that she'll be living in town from now on. Steve is going to play golf with Sylvia and Barbara is starting to get jealous. Even Katie wonders why Robbie speaks so fondly of Sylvia. Barbara finally sees that Sylvia really seems to be "one of the boys" and not a potential rival. | ||||||
| 324 | 18 | "You Can't Go Home" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | February 7, 1970 | 6918 |
| Phil Rankin (Yale Summers), an old friend from Bryant Park, asks Rob to be best man at his marriage. Rob asks Barbara and Charley to watch the triplets. Robbie is looking forward to showing Katie the town and his old friends. Steve thinks Rob's going to be disappointed because things never stay the same. When Robbie and Katie get to the hotel, Robbie recognizes Everett Mindermann (Olan Soule) the clerk, but he doesn't remember Rob. The town seems smaller to Robbie. The next day Rob takes Katie to his old high school. They run into a teacher of Rob's, Mrs. Showfield (Natalie Masters), but she doesn't really remember him. Many other things in town have changed. Phil comes by and tells Rob that the wedding is off. Before they leave for home, Rob takes Katie to his old house. Rob is happy to see that it hasn't changed. Turns out it's now owned by old friends Hal and Julie Cornell, who actually recognized Robbie. Burt Mustin as Old Man. Robert Broyles as Policeman. Charles Lampkin as Mailman. Gary Grimes as Student. | ||||||
| 325 | 19 | "Guest in the House" | Fred de Cordova | Lois Hire | February 14, 1970 | 6919 |
| Steve leaves on another business trip. Barbara's mother notices that when Steve is gone, the boys go to Charley for everything. Barbara says it's normal that the boys don't think of her as their mother. But, she does feel left out. Meanwhile, Chip has been studying with Sally Crane, who is very smart. Mrs. Henson, their teacher, thinks that Chip may have cheated on a test when his answers are almost exactly like Sally's. She does believe them when they explain that they are studying together. Barbara still dwells on the fact that the boys never consult her. Another teacher, Joan Terry, accuses Chip of cheating. Right in front of Barbara, Chip asks Robbie's advice about Mrs. Terry's accusation. Bill Crane (William Mims), Sally's father, tells Barbara that he's not happy about Chip getting Sally in trouble at school. Mrs. Terry gives both Chip and Sally an failing grade for the semester. Barbara confronts Mrs. Terry, loses her composure and insists that Chip didn't cheat. Steve and Barbara later learn that Mrs. Terry backed down and Chip calls Barbara "mom" for the first time. | ||||||
| 326 | 20 | "Charley's Cello" | Fred de Cordova | Ramey Idriss | February 21, 1970 | 6920 |
| It's a Saturday night and Charley is home alone, playing his cello. Barbara and Dodie return from a movie and listen to some of Charley's playing. Barbara mentions to Steve that she thinks Charley is lonely. Barbara finds Effie Springer (Winifred Deforest Coffin), a woman violist, to play with Charley. Charley tells Rob and Katie that he isn't thrilled with Effie. Though unimpressed with the music, Rob and Katie urge Charley to keep playing. Barbara tells Steve that she has formed "The O'Casey String Quartet" and she will get them some jobs. Charley tells Steve to talk to Barbara, because he is not interested in playing in the group. But then Charley meets Monica Bradley, one of the violinists, and is quite taken with her. Charley learns that Monica is engaged. When there's a conflict over the tempo of a song, Effie tells Barbara that she is kicking Charley out of the group. Barbara finally gets up the nerve to tell Charley. Charley plays with Rob, Chip and Ernie in a jazzy up-tempo quartet. | ||||||
| 327 | 21 | "The Honeymoon Is Over" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | February 28, 1970 | 6921 |
| A special project at the plant keeps Steve and Robbie working long hours and they come home exhausted every night. They even have to work over the weekend. Steve can't complain to the boss because he's the supervisor of the project. Barbara is thrilled when Steve calls and says they are going out to dinner with Robbie and Katie. Barbara and Katie get dressed up and leave to meet the men at Mama Rossini's restaurant. The men arrive late and tired and the women take them home without eating. The next day the project is almost finished. Steve's secretary Janice decides to throw a celebration party. Barbara and Katie decide to surprise the men and bring them some food. But they are the ones surprised when they see the party going on. The women leave angry. The men come home, explain the party and the wives make up with them. Robert Brubaker as Carl Jason. | ||||||
| 328 | 22 | "Baubles, Bangles and Beatrice" | Fred de Cordova | Doug Tibbles | March 7, 1970 | 6922 |
| Barbara is called in to work as Chip's substitute history teacher. Meanwhile, Dodie's brings home her 6-year-old friend Beatrice (Victoria Paige Meyerink). After meeting Ernie, Beatrice develops a case of puppy-love for him. Ernie tries to talk to Steve about Beatrice, but she keeps calling him. Chip tells Steve how strict Barbara is in class and he's not sure how to act as everyone knows she's his mother. During class, Barbara keeps putting Chip on the spot. Beatrice is invited to stay at the Douglas house for the weekend. While there, she follows Ernie everywhere. Steve tells Chip to discuss his how he feels with Barbara. Arthur Morgan, a delivery boy, comes by and recognizes Barbara as a teacher he once had. He tells Chip she was strict, but she was the only teacher he actually learned anything from. Chip decides to not say anything to Barbara. While Ernie is asleep, Beatrice kisses him. She now says she's fallen out of love with him. | ||||||
| 329 | 23 | "Mister X" | Fred de Cordova | Lois Hire | March 14, 1970 | 6923 |
| Mark Tanner (Charles Bateman) puts Steve on a Top Secret project. Mark wants Steve to work on it from home. If Steve sees anyone suspicious, he is to call Mark immediately. When Steve comes home, Ernie jokes about a secret project. Chips thinks Ernie's seen too many spy movies. The next day Ernie spots a man in a car and thinks he's watching the house. Later, the man finds Charley in the park and asks a lot of questions about Steve. While looking for a pencil in Steve's room, Dodie finds a model of the secret project and takes it. Steve gets the model back from Dodie. Ernie shows Steve the man watching the house from the car. Steve calls Mark about the man and Mark comes by the house. As Mark is about to leave, the man shows up at the doorstep. The man turns out to be Barbara's former father-in-law, Professor Harper (Lew Ayres). He just wanted to see what kind of family Barbara married into. | ||||||
| 330 | 24 | "Dodie's Dilemma" | Fred de Cordova | Lois Hire | March 21, 1970 | 6924 |
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Judge Markham (Jon Lormer) presides over Steve formally adopting Dodie. At school, Dodie is harassed by a mean-spirited girl named Victoria Lewis. One morning, Dodie pretends to be sick. Barbara finds a way to get her to go to school. Chip and Ernie figure out that Dodie is being picked on and speak to her. Chip and Ernie have a little talk with Victoria and say that they'd hate to see anyone picking on Dodie. Dodie now uses the big brother defense to make Victoria and the other girls afraid of her. Pauline Lewis (Patience Cleveland), Victoria's mother, comes to speak with Barbara. Pauline believes that Victoria is afraid of Dodie and it's causing her bad dreams. Steve and Barbara find out that Chip and Ernie had something to do with the problem. The boys find a way to make things right and Dodie and Victoria become friends. Note: Erin Moran, who would become famous as Joanie Cunningham on Happy Days, guest stars. | ||||||
| 331 | 25 | "Love Thy Neighbor" | Fred de Cordova | Gwen Bagni & Paul Dubov | March 28, 1970 | 6925 |
| Rob and Katie meet their new neighbors, Joe (Jerry Mathers) and Eve Lawrie (Lori Martin). They have a daughter named Katie. While having dinner at Steve's house, Rob and Katie can talk about nothing but how much they like Joe and Eve. Meanwhile, Dodie is sad that her "sister" Katie doesn't have time to play with her. It doesn't take long for tensions to develop between the two couples. Rob tells Steve that they may have to move because of the Lawrie's. Steve, Barbara and Dodie go to Rob's place for dinner. Steve asks Rob if there were any way to patch thing up with the Lawrie's. Katie apologizes to Dodie for not acting more like a sister. Joe and Eve come by and the two couples make up. | ||||||
| 332 | 26 | "J.P. Douglas" | Fred de Cordova | B.W. Sandefur | April 4, 1970 | 6926 |
| Chip talks to members of the family about high finance, earning money and saving money. Chip shows his financial growth chart to Steve and Barbara. Ernie tells Charley that Chip has become boring and annoying. Beside money from his rock band, Chip takes a job at a local movie theater. But soon, some unforeseen expenses pop up and Chip winds up with very little money. On his way home, Chip finds a wallet full of money. Mr. Garrison stops by the Douglas house and talks to Steve. He tells Steve what an honest boy Chip is, because he returned the wallet to him. | ||||||
Season 11 (1970–71)
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | Prod. code |
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| 333 | 1 | "The First Anniversary" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | September 19, 1970 | 7001 |
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Chip meets Polly Williams at college and introduces her to the family. Rob asks Steve and Barbara what they are going to do for their one year anniversary. Steve says their just going to have a quiet dinner together. Meanwhile, Polly's father, Tom, worries that she is spending too much time with Chip. Dodie decides she wants to give Steve and Barbara a surprise party. But she does not tell anyone where it is at, or what time. The morning of the anniversary, Dodie let's it slip to her parents that she is having a party. Everyone has other plans, but Steve tells them he doesn't want Dodie hurt and they have to show up. At the party, Dodie sees all the nice presents the family brought and runs off. She is sad because her present was homemade, but Steve and Barbara tell her they love it. Note: Ronne Troup joins the cast as Chip's girlfriend Polly, and Doris Singleton and Norman Alden appear as her strict parents, Tom and Margaret Williams. | ||||||
| 334 | 2 | "The Once Over" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | September 26, 1970 | 7002 |
| Chip and Polly are dating. Everyone but Steve thinks the couple are getting serious. Polly's father Tom goes to Steve's office and introduces himself. Steve has a meeting to go to, so there's no time to talk. Barbara wonders why Tom came by and Steve mentions how Tom made a bad first impression. After speaking to Ernie about Chip and Polly, Barbara tells Steve they might be worrying over nothing. Margaret calls Barbara and asks would her and Steve come to dinner. Polly is afraid her strict father will ruin things for her and Chip. At dinner, Steve and Tom have an uncomfortable talk about Chip and Polly. Steve says he trusts Chip. Meanwhile, Chip is shaken when Polly suggests they elope. Chip tells Steve what happened and that he told Polly the idea was weird. Chip says that he's not getting married, but the idea doesn't bother him anymore. Steve has another uncomfortable conversation with Tom. Steve flashes back to when Chip was younger. | ||||||
| 335 | 3 | "The Return of Albert" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | October 3, 1970 | 7003 |
| Barbara receives a call from an old college boyfriend named Albert Conway (Craig Stevens). Albert also talks to Steve who proceeds to invite him over for dinner. Barbara is anxious and Steve is curious to see what Albert is like. Albert shows up and is as handsome as ever. At dinner, Steve asks Albert if he would like to join him in a golf game. When alone, Albert asks Barbara if she would have married him if he had come back from Vietnam right away. She tells him she doesn't know. While Steve and Albert are golfing, Rob and Katie ask Barbara how the dinner went. After meeting Albert, Katie mentions how good looking he is and Rob says that Steve must like him. Steve learns Barbara and Albert actually have know each other since junior high. The more Barbara and Albert reminisce about the past, the more annoyed and jealous Steve gets. Later, Steve admits to a little jealousy. "Welcome to the human race" Barbara tells Steve with a smile as they snuggle up together. | ||||||
| 336 | 4 | "The Non-Proposal" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | October 10, 1970 | 7004 |
| Chip gives Polly a necklace and locket for her birthday. Chip tells Barbara and Steve that he and Polly are going steady. Polly thinks that her and Chip are engaged and tells her mother. Polly and Margaret agree not to mention anything about the engagement to her father. Chip goes to lunch with Polly and Margaret. Margaret asks him about his and Polly's "arrangement", which he takes to mean about them going steady. Tom sees them at the restaurant and becomes suspicious. Tom confronts Steve once again at work and says he thinks Chip and Polly are engaged. While on a date, Polly mentions to Chip that they are engaged, surprising Chip. Chip feels better after getting some advice from Steve and Barbara. Tom comes over to the Douglas house and says they need to break Chip and Polly up. Barbara tells him off. | ||||||
| 337 | 5 | "Polly Wants A Douglas" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | October 17, 1970 | 7005 |
| Chip gets a job as a box boy at a supermarket. Barbara wonder's why he needs the extra money. Meanwhile, Tom is still not happy with the amount of time Chip and Polly spend together. Margaret tells Barbara that Chip and Polly have opened a joint bank account. Margaret doesn't want Tom to find out about it. When Tom finds out that Chip has a job, he confronts Polly. They have a fight and Polly tells him about the bank account. She leaves and goes to the Douglas' home with a suitcase. Chip and Polly have a fight when Chip turns down her offer to elope. Polly sneaks back into her house and tells her father she never wants to see Chip again. Chip gets some advice from Katie about what he should do about Polly. Rob tells Katie they're going to Rome. Tom comes to the Douglas house to tell Steve and Barbara that Chip and Polly have broken up. But then the young couple walk in hand in hand. | ||||||
| 338 | 6 | "The Cat Burglars" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | October 31, 1970 | 2245-0745 |
| Bob Anderson's wife Sylvia is having a costume party for the executives at the office. Barbara rents cat costumes for her and Steve. Katie rents the same costumes for her and Rob. Polly tells Chip that there is so much fun and love in the Douglas family and she wants to be part of it. The two are doing homework late into the night. Tom calls wanting Polly home. Charley tells Tom off. After the costume party, the two couples find that the car is out of gas. Steve decides to walk to a gas station. Along the way, Steve stops at a couple houses asking to use the phone, but the people just slam the door in his face. Rob discovers that the car had a clogged fuel line and gets it running. Steve is stopped by the police. He doesn't have any identification because it is with Barbara. Rob, Katie and Barbara look for Steve and when they can't find him, they head home. The police take Steve to Bob's house where Bob tells the police who Steve is. Steve finally makes it home. | ||||||
| 339 | 7 | "The Elopement" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | November 7, 1970 | 7007 |
| Chip and Polly are parked in his car having a conversation. They notice a man (Sidney Clute) parked near them and realize they've seen him a couple times before. When the man follows the couple back to the Douglas house, Steve confronts him. They find out he's a Private Detective, but he won't say who hired him. The Detective says he's taking himself off the case and they won't see him anymore. Chip and Polly agree to elope. Chip tells Steve their plans. Steve reluctantly gives his permission, but says that they should mention it to Tom as well. Chip goes to the Williams home and finds out that Tom had him and Polly followed. Chip leaves without mentioning the elopement and Margaret is mad at Tom. That night, Chip goes to pick up Polly and leaves a note for his parents. Much later that evening, Tom calls Steve. Steve tells him Chip and Polly eloped and Tom and Margaret come over. Tom says he'll have it annulled, but Margaret tells him she gave the couple her permission. | ||||||
| 340 | 8 | "The Honeymoon" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | November 14, 1970 | 7008 |
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Chip and Polly are married and on their way to Mexico for their honeymoon. They encounter some car trouble. As a wedding present, the mechanic doesn't charge them too much. Back home, Steve reminisces to Barbara about the time Chip as a child had a girlfriend. Chip's car runs out of gas. A man named Paco (Natividad Vacío) comes by and tells them that gas is far away. Paco does help them get to their destination. Rob and Katie find out that Chip eloped. Chip and Polly will be staying at the same hotel Steve and Barbara stayed on their honeymoon a year earlier. When they try to get their room, they find out the hotel is now a singles hotel. They have to spend their first married night in separate rooms. The next day, Pepe the manager arranges for Chip and Polly to have a room together. Chip talks to a Harold Fletcher who says his 4 year marriage has not been great. Harold says he got married too young and Chip should "run for the hills". But something Chip says makes Harold decide to give his marriage a chance. Veronica Cartwright as Ruth Fletcher. Robert Broyles as Max. Bobby Diamond as Mike Wiggins. Note: In a remembrance by Steve, long forgotten son Mike is sort of mentioned. | ||||||
| 341 | 9 | "One By One They Go" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | November 21, 1970 | 7009 |
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Chip and Polly are expected home from their honeymoon soon. The familys are giving them a surprise welcome back party, but the couple are running late. Everyone is there except Tom. The couple finally arrive. The next day, Chip packs his things to move into the college dorm with Polly. Tom is still upset that Polly eloped. Chip and Polly have Steve and Barbara over for dinner. Polly is sad that her father hasn't spoken to her since they've been back. Chip goes to speak with Tom. Tom says that while he loves Polly, he's been hurt. Margaret is not happy with the way Tom acted. That night, Tom comes by the dorm. He claims that his car broke down not far away. Tom notices that Polly has a picture of him up. He admits that his car didn't break down and Polly and him hug. Note: Final appearance of Polly's parents. | ||||||
| 342 | 10 | "My Four Women" | Fred de Cordova | Bob Touchstone | November 28, 1970 | 2245-0751 |
| Barbara volunteers to organize a fashion show for a local woman's club. Barbara needs a male model. Katie asks Rob. He reluctantly agrees, not knowing he'll have to walk the runway. The day before the show, Rob comes down sick. Believing he only has to pose for some pictures, Steve tells Barbara he'll do it. Edie Trunchell (Dorothy Green) and Mr. Felix (Maurice Marsac) come by to measure Steve. Steve arrives at the show and is made to wear a very lacy and ruffled outfit. He learns from Mr. Felix that he'll be walking the runway. Steve tells Barbara he will not do it. The waiter fills in for Steve and the show goes well. Later, after learning about a misunderstanding, Steve feels bad and apologizes to Barbara. Yvette Vickers as First Model. | ||||||
| 343 | 11 | "The Bride Went Home" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | December 5, 1970 | 7011 |
| Polly calls Barbara and tells her how sick Chip is after eating Polly's dinner the night before. Barbara tells her that if Chip isn't better after a while, call the doctor. Steve calls and tells Polly that Chip was allergic to green beans when he was younger. Turns out that what Polly fed him. The next day Polly talks to Katie and sees Katie and Rob have a little issue. After a talk with Ernie, Polly feels maybe Chip got married only to be polite. Chip tells Polly that while at school, he passed out and they had to pump his stomach. The next day, Chip is sick again. Doctor Anderson (Carleton Young) comes by and tells Polly not to worry. Polly tells Chip she's no good for him. Polly talks to Steve and says that because she's no good for Chip, she's leaving him. That night after Chip falls asleep, Polly writes him a note and leaves the dorm room. She only takes a few steps before she goes back. | ||||||
| 344 | 12 | "The Power of Suggestion" | Fred de Cordova | Doug Tibbles | December 12, 1970 | 7012 |
| Dr. Anderson comes by to look at Charley's sprained big toe. He tells Charley to get a cane. Meanwhile, Ernie is working on a psychology project with Paula Harvey. It's about the power of suggestion and Ernie uses some of the family as guinea pigs. Ernie tries to make Dodie believe her doll Myrtle is now a book. That night Dodie can't sleep and Steve tells Ernie to bring Myrtle back. Ernie can't find the doll. Ernie cuts Charley's cane a little bit at a time, and Charley thinks he is getting taller. Ernie now wants to try to make Steve believe that the ketchup is sweeter. Paula thinks Ernie is going to far. At dinner, Ernie mentions how farmers are growing a sweeter tomato. Steve asks who put the sugar in the ketchup. Steve catches Ernie cutting Charley's cane. Ernie finds Myrtle and then has to explain to Steve about his project. Steve finds a way to teach Ernie a lesson. | ||||||
| 345 | 13 | "St. Louis Blues" | Fred de Cordova | Lois Hire | December 19, 1970 | 7013 |
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Rob and Katie's anniversary is coming up and the triplets are wearing them down. As a present, Katie's mother, Lorraine, offers to take the triplets with her to St. Louis for a month. Despite Rob and Katie going out for several nights, Charley says within two weeks they'll want the kids back. Steve and Barbara spend several nights with Rob and Katie. Steve and Barbara can't keep up that pace and they miss the boys. Katie wonders how the boys are doing. Meanwhile, Lorraine has her hands full with the triplets. Steve has to take a business trip that will take him by St. Louis. Steve stops by Lorraine's house and they both agree it's time for the boys to come home. Lorraine brings the boys home and Rob and Katie are thrilled. Note: Joan Tompkins' final appearance as Katie's mom Lorraine. | ||||||
| 346 | 14 | "The Liberty Bell" | Fred de Cordova | Doug Tibbles | January 2, 1971 | 7014 |
| Charley complains about the family being in a dull routine. Rob's childhood friend Jim Bell (Sal Mineo) stops by the Douglas house. Jim is quite the free-spirit and just rode his motorcycle up from Mexico. He is surprised to learn that Rob has a job as an engineer, is married and has triplets. Jim visits Steve and Rob at their job. Jim regales Rob with exciting tales of traveling the world and seeing the sights. Katie is not as impressed with Jim's stories as Rob is. Rob tells Katie that he is going to take a week-long motorcycle trip to the Colorado River with Jim. Katie is not happy about the trip, but lets Rob go. Rob and Jim leave for their trip, but it's not long after that Jim drops Rob off back home. | ||||||
| 347 | 15 | "The Love God" | Fred de Cordova | Doug Tibbles | January 9, 1971 | 7015 |
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It's Dodie's first day in the upper-second grade. Dodie's class has a new teacher named Mike Turley (Peter Brown). All the girls think he's handsome and Dodie develops a real crush on him. Dodie tries making some cookies for Mr. Turley, but it doesn't go well. Steve talks with Dodie about Mr. Turley. At school, Dodie gets her head stuck between two fence bars. Mr. Turley comforts her while the janitor frees her. Barbara comes to the school and realizes that she used to teach Mike when he was younger. Barbara invites him over for dinner. Dodie is all excited and dressed up for Mr. Turley. When Mike arrives he introduces his fiancée Ann Carter (Linda Foster). At dinner, Mike mentions how he had a crush on Barbara when he first met her. Dodie's crush fades when Mike kisses Ann. Note: A young Jodie Foster and Victoria Paige Meyerink appear as two of Dodie's classmates. | ||||||
| 348 | 16 | "The New Vice-President" | Fred de Cordova | Lois Hire | January 16, 1971 | 7016 |
| Steve wonders why he is excluded from a board meeting at work. What he doesn't know is that they are discussing making him vice-president. But there must be an investigation first. Barbara thinks she knows what's going on and is concerned about Charley being questioned. Meanwhile, Barbara believes a vice-president should have a new suit. But there are conflicting opinions on what color it should be. Barbara is worried about getting together with the wives of the board members. Katie gives her some information on each that she got from Rob's secretary. After tea with the wives, Barbara believes that Steve will get the job. Two weeks pass and Steve hasn't been told anything. Bob Anderson speaks to Charley and verifies that Charley was in a lot of trouble while in the Merchant Marines. Despite this, the board informs Steve that he is made vice-president. Byron Morrow as Joe Marvin. Jeanne Bates as Dr. Louise Larson. Rolfe Sedan as Gus Sommers. | ||||||
| 349 | 17 | "Robbie's Honey" | Fred de Cordova | Arthur Sheekman | January 23, 1971 | 7017 |
| Rob comes home very late from work one night. At breakfast, Rob tears off a piece of newspaper because he spilled honey on it. Katie and Barbara find out it was an article about a raid at a bachelor party and wonders why Rob would tear it out. Rob's secretary Cynthia tells him she'll be going to Hawaii to get married and will be quitting her job. Rob gives her a congratulations kiss and Steve happens to see him. Cynthia gives Rob the phone number of the girl that will be replacing her. A slightly suspicious Steve asks Rob to lunch. Rob mentions Cynthia and is about to tell Steve her news when he is interrupted by another man. Katie notices that Rob doesn't have his wedding ring on, but won't let Rob explain why. The next day at Steve's house, Rob tries to tell Katie he was having the ring enlarged, but she again won't listen to him. Katie finds the phone number of Rob's new secretary. She has Barbara call and they hear a woman's voice. Steve and Rob piece together why Katie might be mad at Rob. Steve then explains the innocent misunderstandings and unspoken accusations to Barbara and Katie. | ||||||
| 350 | 18 | "Ernie Drives" | Fred de Cordova | Paul West | January 30, 1971 | 7018 |
| Ernie tells Steve about an upcoming school dance and wants to know if he could borrow the car. Ernie says that he and his friend "Yo-Ho" Crocker (Butch Patrick) are taking their driving tests on Friday. Yo-Ho comes by the house and Ernie introduces him to the family. Yo-Ho turns out to be quite the smooth talker. Later, Yo-Ho has no trouble asking Marilyn out. Ernie has a hard time asking Nina to the dance, but thanks to Yo-Ho a date is made. Ernie and Yo-Ho make plans for the night of the dance. Yo-Ho has to show Ernie how to slow dance. Barbara takes the boys for their drivers test. Ernie and Yo-Ho fail the written part of the test. Because no one else knows they flunked, Yo-Ho comes up with a plan to make it look as though they're letting the girls drive. After the dance, Ernie has a hard time giving Nina a kiss. What Yo-Ho didn't figure into his plan was how to get back home with the car. An Officer (John Carter) comes by and Ernie explains the situation. The Officer drives the boys home. | ||||||
| 351 | 19 | "Dodie Goes Downtown" | Fred de Cordova | Doug Tibbles & Dennis Whitcomb | February 6, 1971 | 7019 |
| Steve and Barbara are going for the weekend to San Francisco for a golf tournament. Charley will be going to a music festival on Saturday. Ernie is left in charge of watching Dodie. Dodie's friend Priscilla Webber (Tracie Savage) comes over. Priscilla is a bit of an instigator. Ernie agrees to let the two go to the store for ice cream. The girls decide to take a bus downtown and do some shopping. Four hours later, Ernie calls Rob and Katie who go looking for them. The girls spend all their money. Mrs. Webber (Ann McCrea) calls Ernie about Priscilla and finds out the girls are missing. Ernie has notified the police and Steve and Barbara come back from their trip. Mrs. Webber comes by quite upset. The girls ask a Cabbie (Vince Howard) if he could take them home. Despite not knowing their address, the Cabbie manages to get them home. | ||||||
| 352 | 20 | "The Recital" | Fred de Cordova | Doug Tibbles | February 20, 1971 | 7020 |
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Dodie is taking piano lessons from Mrs. Pomeroy (Ann Doran). Meanwhile, Ernie's friend Neal (Jon Walmsley) speaks to Barbara about his shyness problem. Barbara thinks Neal is hiding behind his long hair. Dodie and her friends Susan and Margaret rehearse at the Douglas house, but their off-key playing drives everyone crazy. Dodie tells Steve and Barbara that her trio will be in a recital. At the recital rehearsal, Dodie's trio practices first. All the other children laugh at them, but Mrs. Pomeroy tells them to keep playing. Dodie tells Barbara that she won't play at the recital. Neal tells Dodie something that changes her mind. The night of the recital, Susan and Margaret get stage fright and can't perform. Steve and Barbara talk Dodie into playing anyway. Ernie and Neal show up to the recital. Because Dodie can overcome her fear, Neal has had his hair cut to overcome his shyness. Dodie performs with Steve and Charley. Note: Jodie Foster and Victoria Paige Meyerink appear (barely) as members of Dodie's group. | ||||||
| 353 | 21 | "Debbie" | Fred de Cordova | Doug Tibbles | February 27, 1971 | 7021 |
| Ernie is involved in a fender-bender, when teenage girl Debbie O'Riley (Brooke Bundy) hits his car. She fender is banged up, but Ernie's car is OK. When Ernie introduces himself, she makes a big deal out of meeting "the" Ernie Douglas. Debbie comes by the house and fawn's all over Ernie, Steve and Charley. They invite her to dinner. Barbara tells Steve that Debbie seems a bit fake. Barbara won't say anything to Ernie because he clearly likes her. The Douglas men offer to fix Debbie's car. The Douglas women see through Debbie's act. After the car is fixed, Ernie asks Debbie out, but she says she can't and leaves. Ernie tells the men he's in love. Ernie calls Debbie several times, but she doesn't return any of his calls. A John Corey comes by the Douglas house and thanks them for fixing the car. He tells them that he is engaged to Debbie. Ernie realizes that they were all manipulated. | ||||||
| 354 | 22 | "Fit the Crime" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | March 6, 1971 | 7022 |
| Rob, Chip and Ernie are trying to fix a guitar amplifier. Barbara is going out shopping and wants Ernie to keep an eye on Dodie. Dodie asks if she can visit a friend and, while still busy with the amplifier, Ernie says OK. Meanwhile, a girl Ernie's been trying to get a date with, finally says yes. Barbara comes home and asks where Dodie is. Ernie can't remember which friend she went to see. When Ernie remembers the name, Barbara is mad because Dodie would have to cross 3 streets to get to that house. Ernie is about to leave for his afternoon date, but Barbara confines him to his room for the rest of the day. Dodie gets confined to her room as well. Dodie catches Ernie sneaking out of his room. After he is gone, Barbara catches Dodie trying to sneak out of Ernie's room as well. Barbara is there waiting for Ernie when he sneaks back in from his date. That night, Barbara has a dream that the roles are reversed. Dodie tells Steve to watch over Barbara. Barbara asks Steve if she can go to a friends house. The dream goes on the same way the real life situation happened, except Steve and Barbara don't get punished. When she wakes up, Barbara wonders whether she did the right thing, but realizes she did. | ||||||
| 355 | 23 | "The Return of Terrible Tom" | Fred de Cordova | Lois Hire | March 13, 1971 | 7023 |
| Charley looks forward to a visit from his former shipmate Tom Kubinsky (Arthur Hunnicutt). Charley tells Barbara and Dorothy Danson what a rowdy guy Tom was. Barbara says he may have changed after all this time, but Charley doesn't believe it. Tom arrives and Charley is stunned to see how well dressed and polite he is. Charley has Tom stay at the Douglas house. That night, Tom tells Charley he's just too old for the things they used to do. He doesn't even like to dwell on the past. After Dorothy and Charley play a duet, Tom tells Charley how nice Dorothy is. Dorothy tell Barbara how much she likes Tom. Charley shows up at Rob and Katie's house saying he's moved out. Tom tells Steve that he'll try and rectify his difference with Charley. Charley realizes he's in the way at Rob's house and goes to Chip's place. Chip tells Charley he knows he left the house because Tom stole Dorothy away from him. Charlie wants to fight Tom, but Steve tells them to talk it out. Charlie and Tom reminisce about old times. | ||||||
| 356 | 24 | "After the Honeymoon" | Fred de Cordova | George Tibbles | March 20, 1971 | 7024 |
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Robbie is laid off at the plant. He tells Steve that he's been given another job in San Francisco. Charley is upset because the triplets are moving away. In San Francisco, Rob and Katie are having a hard time finding an apartment until they meet Cleo Mortensen (Pat Carroll). They meet their new neighbor Clark Sullivan (Mike Minor), who is in show business as a singer. Willis Mortenson (Richard X. Slattery), Cleo's husband, is not thrilled about the triplets. Every time he wants to bring it up to Rob, Rob shows him things that are wrong with the apartment. Katie is worried that her and the boys are putting an extra burden on Rob. Katie meets Ellie Kopsing (Sherry Alberoni), Tracy Lee, Wilma Chambers and Sherry Cross (Karen Carlson). Rob has a rough first day at work and Katie again gets worried. Something Sherry says makes Katie worry even more. Steve makes a surprise visit and Katie tells him how she feels. Steve makes Katie feel better. Notes: This was intended to be a pilot for a spin off series that CBS passed on. Final appearance of Don Grady as Robbie. | ||||||
Season 12 (1971–72)
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | Prod. code |
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| 357 | 1 | "The Advent of Fergus" | Earl Bellamy | George Tibbles | September 13, 1971 | 7101 |
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Steve tells co-worker Tom that Robbie has taken a job in Peru. Katie and the triplets have moved in with the Douglas family. Steve's cousin Fergus McBain Douglas, who looks just like him, arrives from Scotland. Fergus asks a surprised Barbara where his room is. Charley meets Fergus and learns that Fergus will be rooming with him. Charley doesn't quite like Fergus and his condescending ways. Fergus stops by Steve's office and tells him he's concerned because he doesn't have an heir. He came to America in search of a wife to take back with him. Charley gets upset when Fergus asks his girlfriend Dorothy personal questions. Despite not liking him very much, Katie is surprised to see how well Fergus interacts with her triplets. Note: Fergus is played by MacMurray, with an uncredited Alan Caillou dubbing his Scottish burr. | ||||||
| 358 | 2 | "Fergus for Sale" | Earl Bellamy | George Tibbles | September 20, 1971 | 7102 |
| Charley asks Fergus what kind of woman he would like for a wife. Terri Dowling (Anne Francis) arrives at the Douglas house and speaks with Steve. Terri says she's a waitress at a local bowling alley. Steve has no idea why she is there until she asks him if he's the one looking for a wife. As Fergus is asleep, Terri will have to come back. Barbara and Katie find out Charley put an add in the local paper seeking a wife for Fergus. It's not long before there's a whole room full of women wanting to see Fergus. None of those women appealed to Fergus. Barbara tells him he needs to find someone he loves. Terri comes back and she thinks she's talking to Steve again, but it's actually Fergus. Fergus tells Steve he would like to see Terri again. Fergus overhears Charley tell Barbara that he would do anything to get rid of Fergus. Fergus is about to leave, but he and Charley come to an understanding. Lois January as Second Woman. | ||||||
| 359 | 3 | "Lady Douglas" | Earl Bellamy | George Tibbles | September 27, 1971 | 7103 |
| Terri comes by and says to Steve that she can tell he doesn't think much of her. She says he shouldn't worry because she really likes Fergus. Barbara and Katie meet Terri and think she's nice. Steve is not convinced. Fergus and Terri go to the bowling alley, where she works, and have dinner. After dinner, Terri drives Fergus to a quiet romantic place. Fergus shows Terri a ring with his family crest on it. She tells Fergus she can't except it. Fergus tells her that he loves her and she kisses him. Steve goes to the bowling alley and speaks to Jonas Tevron (Frank De Vol), a friend of Terri's. Steve asks him about Terri and finds out some concerning things. Terri comes by and hears Steve's objections about her and Fergus. She shows Steve that she is wearing Fergus' ring. Terri comes by the house. She thinks she talking to Fergus, but it's Steve, and confesses a lot of bad things about herself. Despite loving him, she doesn't think she is worthy of him. Steve tells her to put the ring back on because she is worthy of being Lady Douglas. Janice Carroll as Magda. Charles Lampkin as Chef Harry West. | ||||||
| 360 | 4 | "Goodbye Fergus" | Earl Bellamy | George Tibbles | October 4, 1971 | 7104 |
| The Douglas family is preparing for Fergus and Terri's wedding at the house. Reverend MacDougal (John McLiam) comes by and they rehearse the wedding. The rehearsal doesn't go smoothly. Barbara's not sure about the decorations, but Terri loves them. The day of the wedding, Fergus goes out for a walk. Barbara starts to worry when it gets close to wedding time and Fergus isn't back yet. Fergus shows up, but he has a concern. He tells Terri that she shouldn't expect a palace with a lot of servants. He lives in an old house with one old servant. Terri doesn't care. Fergus and Terri tie the knot in a lovely ceremony in the Douglas living room. Terri's friends at the bowling alley chipped in and are sending the couple to Las Vegas for 3 days. Fergus and Terri come back to thank everyone before they head off for Scotland. | ||||||
| 361 | 5 | "Four for the Road" | Earl Bellamy | Bob Fisher & Arthur Marx | October 18, 1971 | 7105 |
| The rest of the family are going to the county fair. The triplets will be staying with Steve, Barbara and Charley. Barbara forgot she volunteered at the hospital and has to leave. Charley has tickets to a ball game leaving the boys with Steve. Chuck Fenady (Robert Brubaker) calls Steve and asks him to come to his office because there is a problem with a project. Having no choice, Steve takes the triplets and Tramp to Chuck's office. Steve leaves the kids with Chucks secretary, Betty Barham. At the end of the day, Chuck and Steve are still working. Betty offers to take the kids home until Steve is finished. The men are finally finished, but the paper that had Betty's address and phone number is accidentally destroyed. Steve is home and tells the family what happened. When Betty finally calls, she says that the boys and Tramp have gone out the front door and cannot not be found. A Cab Driver (Ralph Manza) arrives at the house with the boys and Tramp. The driver found Steve's address on Tramp's collar. Herb Ellis as Security Officer. | ||||||
| 362 | 6 | "Polly the Pigeon" | Earl Bellamy | Austin and Irma Kalish | October 25, 1971 | 7106 |
| Steve and Barbara are going to Chip and Polly's for dinner. Charley makes fun of Polly's cooking. Chip asks Polly to stop buying useless things as their apartment does not have enough room. Polly says she feels sorry for the salesmen, that's why she buys all their stuff. Door-to-door salesman Milton Baxter (David Ketchum) comes to the door just as Steve and Barbara show up. Polly tells Milton she can't talk to him right now. Dinner doesn't go too well. Milton comes by to see Polly again. He talks Polly into hosting a dinner party for eight people to promote his cookware. Polly tells Barbara what she did and she's worried because her place is too small. Barbara offers her house and Charley reluctantly agrees to let Milton use his kitchen. Instead of finding 8 friends, the Douglas family will eat the meal. The next day, Milton talks Steve into hosting another dinner. Polly sees she is not the only one to be taken in by a salesman. | ||||||
| 363 | 7 | "Happy Birthday, Anyway" | Earl Bellamy | George Tibbles | November 1, 1971 | 7107 |
| Charley goes on vacation to San Francisco. Chip and Polly will stay in his room for a visit. Steve's secretary, Janet, reminds him it's Barbara's birthday the next day. As he is swamped at work, Steve asks Janet to buy something. Polly mentions to Barbara that her birthday is a day after Barbara's. Polly tells Chip she doesn't want a present as they need to save money. Ernie tells Chip that he thinks Polly really wants a gift. Steve's gift arrives at home and Barbara loves it. Steve tries to find out what the gift was without letting anyone know he doesn't know what it is. Barbara tells Steve she knows that he doesn't know what the gift was. Robbie sends Katie a gift from Peru. Now Polly is upset that she doesn't have a gift. Katie finds out that her gift was a birthday gift. She gets upset because her birthday is five months away. Barbara gets upset when she learns that Janet picked out the present and not the store. The men try to make things right with their wives by sending them flowers. Charley comes home upset because no one remembered the anniversary of when he joined the family. | ||||||
| 364 | 8 | "Proxy Parents" | Earl Bellamy | Doug Tibbles | November 8, 1971 | 7108 |
| Polly visits Steve at the plant. She asks him if Chip and her should have children. He says she should really discuss it with Chip. They then talk about Steve and Barbara's upcoming camping trip. Later, Chip visits Steve and asks the same question about children. Steve, Barbara and Charley leave for their trip. Katie gets a chance to fly to Peru to spend some time with Robbie. She leaves the triplets and Dodie with Chip and Polly. Meanwhile, at the campsite, Barbara is not adjusting very well. Polly and Chip learn that being parents is more difficult then they thought. Then to top it off, Dodie invites her friends Margaret Spencer (Victoria Paige Meyerink) and Priscilla Hobson (Jodie Foster) to stay over. The weekend is over and everyone is home. Polly tells Steve that despite the problems, she still wants children. | ||||||
| 365 | 9 | "The Enthusiast" | Earl Bellamy | George Tibbles | November 15, 1971 | 7109 |
| Bob Anderson (John Gallaudet) asks Steve to join the executive bowling league despite the fact that Steve has never bowled. Bob tells Steve it doesn't matter as they always lose anyway. Meanwhile, Dodie gets into a fight with her friend Margaret because of something that happened at school and yells at her over the phone. Steve and Barbara go to a dinner party with some of the executives and their wives. Barbara is embarrassingly enthusiastic while playing a word game. Back at home, Barbara apologizes to Steve and says she won't act that way again. The next day, Charley tries to teach Steve how to bowl. At the bowling tournament, Barbara really restrains herself and remains quiet. Steve doesn't bowl well. When the other team's wives cheer for their husbands, Barbara finally does it as well. Steve bowls a little better. The executives still lose, but it's the closet it's been in years. Irene Hervey as Sylvia Anderson. Paul Sorensen as Joe Landacre. John Alvin as Bill Congriff. | ||||||
| 366 | 10 | "Katie's Career" | Earl Bellamy | George Tibbles | November 22, 1971 | 7110 |
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Katie auditions as a singer at a small coffee house called Osserpse. Later, she tells Steve that she misses Rob. Also, she wants to do more than just stay at home with the triplets. Katie tells Steve about the coffee house and she doesn't think she did well. Frankie Leslie (Anthony Caruso), the owner of the coffee house, comes by. Frankie tells Katie to come the next day to audition again. Steve and Charley don't much care for Frankie. Katie gets the job and the audiences like her. Charley and Steve still worry about Frankie and his possible motives. Charley and Steve go to see Katie perform. They meet Frankie's wife Leona and start to realize that they don't have to worry about Katie. It's not long though, before Katie quits, telling Frankie she needs to take care of her kids. Note: The song Katie sings, "The Fountain", was written by Don Grady. | ||||||
| 367 | 11 | "Polly's Secret Life" | Earl Bellamy | Doug Tibbles | November 29, 1971 | 7111 |
| Ernie tells Katie that he's in love with a girl a little older than him and she goes to college with Chip and Polly. Meanwhile, an old friend of Chip's, Nancy Shindelbower, has transferred to his college. Chip introduces Nancy to Polly. Some other girls ask Chip to tutor them. Polly mentions how all the girls Chip knows are pretty. Polly starts to feel that she's not that attractive. Ernie sees Polly going out a lot without Chip and he start to think there is something wrong with their marriage. Even Chip starts to notice that something is going on with Polly and mentions it to Steve. Steve tells Ernie to stop spreading gossip. Polly comes by the Douglas house with a new hairstyle, makeup and outfit. Turns out she's been going to charm school. Everyone is amazed at how good she looks. Chip comes by and loves the way she looks. | ||||||
| 368 | 12 | "The Sound of Music" | Earl Bellamy | Robert Pirosh | December 6, 1971 | 7112 |
| Charley is upset when Dorothy breaks a date with him. Later, Dorothy wants Barbara to ask Charley if he'll be a substitute teacher in a cello music class. Once he hears he'll be paid, Charley accepts. The students are rehearsing for a recital. Dorothy and the students do not approve of his method of teaching. The night before the recital, a Mrs. Cagle (Mitzi Hoag) comes to the Douglas house looking for Charley. She wants Charley to let up on her son Albert. Father O'Hara (Paul Langton) comes by to also complain about Charley's teaching style. Dorothy calls and tells Barbara that the faculty is going to fire Charley. Steve tells Charley and Charley says he just wanted the children to be the best they could be. Charley now sits in his room, dejected. Mrs. Cagle and Charley's three students come to the house. Mrs. Cagle tells Steve that the cello students won a trophy for their recital performance. The students give Charley the trophy. | ||||||
| 369 | 13 | "TV Triplets" | Earl Bellamy | George Tibbles | January 13, 1972 | 7113 |
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Barbara and Katie go shopping at the supermarket with the triplets. Jack Lorning (Bob Hastings), a talent scout, thinks the boys would be perfect for a product he wants to sell. He would like to use them in a commercial. Katie's not sure about it, but she takes the boys to the studio anyway. Jack introduces Katie to Perry Perigrine (Michael Dante), the director. Perry reprimands Katie for being late. The boys meet Blake Willerson (Jon Lormer), who is to be the boys grandfather in the commercial. While trying to film, the boys act out, wander off and break things. Perry grows increasingly irritated. Later, Jack comes by the house. He says that even though they didn't get any footage they could use, the boys looked good on film. Because the boys didn't really get along with Blake, Jack comes up with the idea to have Steve play the part. Even though things don't go smoothly, they do get a commercial they can use. Notes: This was the last episode filmed. My Three Sons returned from Mondays to Thursdays on CBS. | ||||||
| 370 | 14 | "Three for School" | Earl Bellamy | Lois Hire | January 20, 1972 | 7114 |
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Katie has a chance to take a temporary secretarial job. She tells Steve and Barbara that she will put the boys in nursery school. Charley fumes when he hears about the boys. Everyone tells Charley it will be good for the boys. At work, Katie meets assistant office manager, John Wilkes (Anthony Eisley). Katie then befriends fellow secretary, June Mosfitt. Charley leaves for the afternoon, not telling anyone where he's going and comes home in a great mood. Barbara wonders what he's up to. At work, John and mail-boy Richard fawn all over Katie. Something Dodie says, makes Barbara think Charley is seeing a red head every day. It's Katie's last day at work and she gets off early to pick up the boys. She sees Charlie at the school and finds out he's been helping there every day. Shirley O'Hara as Elsa Zettsil. Note: Carolyn Stellar, Dawn Lyn's real-life mother, appears as Katie's co-worker, June Mosfitt. | ||||||
| 371 | 15 | "Alfred" | Earl Bellamy | Doug Tibbles | January 27, 1972 | 7115 |
| Barbara has a chance to substitute teach at a high school. Third grader Dodie mentions to the family that she has first grader Alfred Hoover following her everywhere. Apparently he has quite the crush on her and Dodie is not happy about it. Mrs. Hoover (Barbara Perry) comes to the Douglas house. Dodie said something to Alfred and now he's locked in the bathroom. To try and smooth things over, Charley invites Alfred over for dinner. At dinner, Alfred spends the whole time staring at Dodie. Dodie says she feels sick and goes up to her room. Later that evening, Mrs. Hoover calls to say Alfred has run away. Steve discovers the front door open. When they go up to Dodie's room, they find Alfred sleeping at the base of Dodie's bed. He says he didn't want Dodie to die. Barbara substitute teaches Alfred's class. He now gives Barbara a love letter. | ||||||
| 372 | 16 | "Buttons and Beaux" | Earl Bellamy | Joe Connelly | February 3, 1972 | 7116 |
| A Norman Downs comes by the Douglas house. He tells Charley that he was working with Robbie down in Peru. Norman gives Katie some movies of Robbie. That night they watch the films. But it turns out that Robbie took the films so he's not actually in any of them. Katie is sad. Barbara asks Steve to take Katie out to dinner to try and cheer her up. The next night, Charley takes Katie out and winds up going to the same restaurant. Katie doesn't tell Charley she was there before. The Headwaiter is a little surprised to see Katie with a different man. Ernie takes Katie to the same restaurant the next night. Dodie collects money from the family for something special. Ernie finds out it's to take Katie out for dinner. The next night the whole family takes Katie to the same restaurant. | ||||||
| 373 | 17 | "Peanuts" | Earl Bellamy | Dick Conway | February 17, 1972 | 7117 |
| Dodie and her friends Margaret and Priscilla are going to help raise money for Korean orphans by selling peanuts. Ernie comes home with a large sack of peanuts. Apparently, the peanuts are to be put into smaller bags to sell at a fundraiser. Meanwhile, a classmate named Rita Purcelli has been trying to get a hold of Ernie. Charlie is told the peanuts are raw and need to be roasted. Plus, it has to be done by that night as the fundraiser is the next day. Ernie calls Rita and she says she wants to hang out with him. Rita comes by and meets the family. Barbara and Katie believe that beautiful Rita is just using Ernie to help her with her homework. The family and Katie's friends start bagging the peanuts. The adults wind up working late into the night bagging the peanuts. Ernie realizes that he was being used by Rita. The next morning, Steve finds out the fundraiser was a week ago. Wayne Heffley as Jim Hobson. | ||||||
| 374 | 18 | "Bad Day for Steve" | Earl Bellamy | George Tibbles | February 24, 1972 | 7118 |
| Ernie's school project is to see how the phases of the moon affect people. He has the whole family on a chart to keep track of them for 48 hours during a full moon. Ernie wants to see if any of them come into some bad luck. Charley thinks the whole thing is stupid. The next morning, Charley drops a bottle of milk. At work, some little accidents start happening to Steve. Bob Anderson asks Steve to speak at a contractors dinner the next evening. Steve is having a hard time writing a speech. Even at home, accidents keep happening to Steve. The next morning, Steve gets laryngitis and won't be able to give the speech. Bad things continue to happen to Steve. Ernie informs Steve and Barbara he made a mistake. There wasn't a full moon for the last two days, but it will start tonight. | ||||||
| 375 | 19 | "Second Banana" | Earl Bellamy | Lois Hire | March 2, 1972 | 7119 |
| Steve is pre-occupied with a time-consuming project at work and doesn't have time for Barbara or the family. Charley tells Barbara about a Bar-B-Que cooking contest that he's entering. Katie tells Barbara that she entered Barbara's recipe for "Tangy Tidbits" to the contest. Barbara gets a letter from the contest saying she's one of the finalists. She wins a trip to Hawaii for the final cook-off. Charley got a letter as well, but he only won a years supply of charcoal. Barbara asks Steve to go with, but he can't. Barbara arrives in Hawaii. Back at home, Steve is finally finished with his project. Charley tells him to go meet up with Barbara. Barbara is thrilled to see Steve, but now she's the one too busy to spend time with him. Barbara wins third place. Linda Haynes as Cindy. Clarence Lung as Hotel Clerk. C. Lindsay Workman as Dan McCullough. Rand Brooks as Ed Henson. | ||||||
| 376 | 20 | "Bad Day for Barbara" | Earl Bellamy | Lois Hire | March 16, 1972 | 7120 |
| Barbara wakes up not feeling well and Steve tells her to stay in bed. But Katie had to go somewhere and Charley's leg is bothering him. Barbara is now saddled with the responsibility of looking after things in the house. The triplets come in the house all covered in mud which Barbara must now clean up. When she tries to lay down for a while, Charley practices his cello and Ernie gets in the way with a project of his. Barbara then learns that she'll have to go to the market as Charley can't. Polly comes by with a problem that Barbara straightens out. Then Barbara has to take Tramp to the vet because the dog got into a fight with a cat. Steve comes home and complains about the rough day he had at work. When Steve says how easy Barbara must have had it laying in bed all day, she leaves the house. Steve tries to figure out what caused her to leave, but everyone says nothing happened all day. It's getting late and Steve starts to worry. Barbara finally comes home and says she just had a bad day. | ||||||
| 377 | 21 | "The Birth of Arfie" | Earl Bellamy | Doug Tibbles | March 23, 1972 | 7121 |
| After he lets Tramp out on the back porch for the evening, Charley wonders how the dog winds up in Dodie's room. This has happened several times. Dodie confesses to letting him in. It's because she's afraid of the shadows in her room and knows Tramp will protect her. That night, Tramp finds his way out of the porch and goes outside. Steve tells Dodie not to worry because Tramp always comes back. It's been several days and Tramp hasn't come back. When Dodie grows increasingly worried, Barbara takes her to Dr. Fredericks (Booth Colman), a child psychologist. Dr. Fredericks gives Barbara some advice about Dodie and says there is nothing seriously wrong with her. On the way home from school, Dodie sees a little dog and has it follow her home. Dodie is happy she has another dog until the real owners come and claim it. Charley makes her a doggy rag-doll and names it Arfie. But, he has second thoughts about giving it to her and has Ernie throw it in the garbage. Katie finds it and brings it in the house. Charley sees Dodie sleeping with Arfie and she tells Charley she really likes the doll. Tramp comes home. Peter Robbins as Jeffrey Fredericks. | ||||||
| 378 | 22 | "Lonesome Katie" | Earl Bellamy | George Tibbles | March 30, 1972 | 7122 |
| Dodie wants to have a slumber party with her friends Margaret and Priscilla, but Charley is against it. Jewel Marsenick (Elaine Giftos) comes by the house and says her husband Carl is a friend of Robbie's. They are working together in Peru. But Jewel hasn't heard anything in 5 weeks. Jewel and Katie make plans to have dinner and talk. Dodie asks Barbara about the slumber party, but she says no. At dinner, Jewel mentions how she hasn't seen Carl in 2 years and he hasn't even met his young son. Jewel complains that Carl loves it in Peru. Every time she asks him to come home, he comes up with a reason not to. Jewel says that she's leaving Carl and asks if Katie could have Robbie tell him. Dodie has Steve read a composition she claims she wrote for school about a slumber party. Katie becomes disillusioned about life without Robbie and talks to Steve. Dodie gets to have her slumber party. But when Margaret and Priscilla come over, neither one knows what a slumber party entails. Katie decides her marriage is worth keeping. Yale Summers as Bill Miller. | ||||||
| 379 | 23 | "Barbara Lost" | Earl Bellamy | Doug Tibbles | April 6, 1972 | 7123 |
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Polly comes by hoping to talk to Steve, as she's having a problem with Chip. But Steve is away on business. Polly says that Chip's boyhood friend Brian Lipsker (Micky Dolenz of The Monkees) is visiting. Brian is now a big rock star going by the name John Simpson. Chip is thinking of giving up his studies and becoming a rock star, too. Charley invites John over for dinner. John talks about all the places he's been. He also mentions that he's married and expecting his second child. He brings the family with him when he tours. Chip believes that kind of life is for him. John mentions that he makes $2 million a year. Polly really wants Chip to pursue his chemical engineering degree. Even Steve thinks a music career might not be bad. Polly decides to back Chip's decision. But, after a talk with Steve, Chip decides to continue his studies. Johnny Silver as Plumber. Note: This is the final appearance of Chip, Polly and Dodie. | ||||||
| 380 | 24 | "Whatever Happened To Ernie?" | Earl Bellamy | George Tibbles | April 13, 1972 | 7124 |
| Steve's boss, Bob Anderson, asks him if Ernie is being rebellious at age 17. Steve says not really. Bob and his wife Sylvia come over to Steve's house to talk about their son Gordon. They wonder what Steve did right to have Ernie turn out so well. The next day Steve calls Barbara and tells her that the Anderson's would like to have them over that evening. Bob would like Ernie to come along. Ernie has a date but he does give Steve some advice about Gordon. Ernie says that Bob should talk to Gordon rather than order him to do things. Bob introduces Gordon to Steve and Barbara. Gordon clearly isn't happy to be there and Bob is very strict with him. Bob suspects that Gordon has fallen into drug use. Ernie comes back from his date and decides to go over to the Anderson's. Ernie realizes who Gordon is and tells the Anderson's that they have nothing to worry about as far as Gordon is concerned. | ||||||
Special (1977)
| Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date |
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| "A Thanksgiving Reunion with My Three Sons and The Partridge Family" | Perry Rosemond | Bo Kaprall | November 25, 1977 |